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Recruitment CLOSED
Nov 4th, 2009, 1:47 PM - by Praetorian
Just as an update, we are no longer actively recruiting any particular class. Exceptional applicants (i.e. you're pretty sure you'd be as good as, or better than, our best members) are welcome to submit apps which will be considered, but right now we have a solid roster and no need to encourage overcrowding.

(PS: I'm lazy and also don't really consider it a huge deal, hence no formal update, but we did get Tribute to Insanity recently.)
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Anub'arak
Sep 29th, 2009, 8:15 AM - by Praetorian


This is one of those that probably should've come a little while ago, but quite satisfying nonetheless. The fight is drastically more demanding than anything else in the zone, and definitely a worthy hardmode endboss. Looking forward to refining our clear and, to be honest, having a proper stretch of leisurely farming as we prepare for Icecrown.

Also I just want to say that our MVP for the kill was a warlock.

Edit: One more little update....
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New Post Functionality Changes
Sep 14th, 2009, 4:05 AM - by Boethius
The forums have been updated to handle new unread posts thusly:
  • Clicking on the envelope icon in the leftmost column will take you to either the first unread post (in the case of new unread posts in a thread) or the first post of the thread (in the case of no new unread posts)
  • You can discern if there are new unread posts in any thread by either an opened envelope that is "ready for reading" or a bold thread title
  • Thread titles will now only link to the first post in a thread
In short, the envelope has now become a more descriptive and larger TINY BLUE SQUARE.

These changes are now finalized. Sorry for the interim confusion.
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A Brief Shoutout
Sep 10th, 2009, 4:39 AM - by Boethius
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Back to your regularly scheduled semi-infrequent boss kill shots...
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Trial of the Grand Crusader
Sep 4th, 2009, 12:19 AM - by Praetorian
Fun stuff so far, though a bit of a roller-coaster in terms of difficulty. Ikaruga experience pays off:
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Time's Winding Down
Aug 7th, 2009, 2:12 PM - by Boethius


Females, you have a little less than 2 more hours to get your orders in for Blizzcon t-shirts. We're ordering your shirts in from out-of-town and need to leave some room for a bulk shipment before printing early next week.

Males, you all will have until late Sunday/Monday EDT to get orders placed thanks to your shirts being a local pickup.

Here's a link to the store in case you need it.


Pre-orders have now ended and we're in the process of getting the shirts printed and shipped.

Thanks everyone for your support!
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Recruitment Update
Jul 27th, 2009, 12:09 AM - by Praetorian
Looking ahead to 3.2 raiding and Coliseum, we are currently recruiting for Holy Priest and Mage openings. Please see details on applying here: [Horde][Mal'Ganis] <Elitist Jerks> Recruiting Holy Priest and Mage

Exceptional (and I really mean exceptional) applicants from other classes are always of potential interest to us as well.
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Hello...? ...is this thing on?
Jul 22nd, 2009, 2:29 AM - by Praetorian
It's been a while since I've posted here, to say the least, since I guess I never saw the point of "hey guys, we killed something that thousands of guilds have killed, except we killed it in a special way that mere dozens of guilds have accomplished" updates. Plus I'm lazy. But I guess this one deserves an update.



We've been quietly trucking along through Ulduar, and generally having a blast doing so. This kill really should have come a lot sooner, but no matter. Great work all around by everyone, both on Algalon in particular, and on learning and mastering the other hardmodes in the zone over the course of this content cycle. Looking forward to Yogg-0, Coliseum, and a break from progression!

PS: We are recruiting a mage and a holy priest in particular, as well as having potential interest in all exceptional applicants. A formal application update coming soon (c.f. reference to laziness above).
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Elitist Jerks T-Shirts for Anaheim
Jul 19th, 2009, 3:26 PM - by Boethius


Arriving just in time for everyone's trip to Anaheim, Elitist Jerks is now offering exclusive t-shirts for community supporters with discerning taste. Featuring a design by our very own Bryne, this shirt is a limited edition run exclusively for Blizzcon 2009 and will not be offered again.

You should purchase your very own t-shirt here.
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Elitist Jerks Exclusive Partnership with TypeFrag
Jul 6th, 2009, 4:33 AM - by Boethius
Elitist Jerks has formed a partnership with the premier Ventrilo host, TypeFrag. They have gifted us a 400-slot server for use by Elitist Jerks members as a way to interact through voice chat with each other. This is a tremendous asset for us and it also serves as a way to highlight their increased commitment to expose gamers to their superior service and quality through supporting their communities.

In order to participate, you must have a compatible Ventrilo client installed which can be found at the following address: Ventrilo - Download. Additionally, several excellent Ventrilo tutorials are available via TypeFrag's website.

To connect to Elitist Jerks public Ventrilo server using your Ventrilo client click this link or use the following connection details:
  • Server: elitistjerks.typefrag.com
  • Port: 3784
If you need help connecting to the server, please see the Connecting to Ventrilo flash tutorial. Also, you can check on the status of the server, including viewing who's chatting in which rooms, at any time by referencing the Ventrilo widget in the sidebar of the home page.

Rules
  1. Don't import your forum/guild/server dramas into the chat.
  2. No spamming the mic with music or otherwise. Please use push-to-talk.
  3. No excessive swearing or abusive language.
Offenders and general nuisances will be banned without so much as a mock trial. Please don't abuse this community resource.

Finally, TypeFrag has also been generous enough to supply a coupon code for a free, one-month discount off your very own 25-slot Ventrilo server. Entering "ElitistJerks" into your shopping cart, or clicking this link, will qualify you for your 25-slot month-to-month Ventrilo server with the first month entirely free.

Give them a shot!




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About Ventrilo

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