I am the <GM> of my guild and it is interesting the wipes I get as well. In fact, its sad we are wiping at all the times we do. Mostly people being stupid but I get the occasional funny excuses as to why we wipe.
- "Oops..... deep wound did not just happen on that target I sware ....."
- "Swipe is supposed to hold aggro from our WW and Multi-Shot spam!"
- "Wrong button.... deathcoil should not be that close to soulshatter...."
- "I can't install omen...... I don't have enough harddrive space"
- "Lag, tab targeting and "WoWhead" do not mix"
- "Drinking makes me better at wow.... for some reason I tank better...." (Sadly he was doing fine till that second when he grabbed half of Kara) (Yes..... Kara .... thats a sad statement)
- "I did this like 6 months ago..... anyone else remember these pulls?" (Trash through TK ....)
There are like a ton more quotes besides the comments that proceed and are discussed in vent ..... defidently makes life interesting I guess....