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An ode to Briess.

Posted 02/26/11 at 12:07 AM by JamesVZ
Last Monday I witnessed possibly the finest example of heroism I have ever seen in a raid. Truly a story I will be telling my grandkids when I'm old and gray, one for the record books.

The year was 1999, and the Plane of Hate had just been released. It marked the second true raid zone ever released, and it was all kinds of broken ass fun. The term "raiding guild" was still a few years away from being coined, and the concept of raiding was still in its infancy. All we...
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The most important event in raiding history.

Posted 10/05/10 at 10:29 PM by JamesVZ
Updated 10/06/10 at 11:43 AM by JamesVZ
Man, this was an absolute PITA to track down. Without further ado:

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From: Gtath [mailto:gtath@home.com]
Sent: Wednesday, June 06, 2001 5:22 PM
To: bmcquaid@station.sony.com; avancourvering@station.sony.com;
jbutler@station.sony.com; mbutler@station.sony.com
Subject: Response to your letter dated 06/06/2001

"the "z" coordinate and its nullification of NPC's ability to summon" - We did no such thing.

It appeared
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If you like WoW, you're an idiot.

Posted 08/26/10 at 7:56 PM by JamesVZ
I had a friend that played WoW back in vanilla that just so happened to lead one of the top 10 guilds in the world. His guild was at the forefront of the raiding scene for a very long time, tackling every piece of content delivered with extreme efficiency and then some. The guild was geared towards making the raid more efficient -- this is the nature of a high end raiding guild. The guild bank, the leadership, everything, and they did it at a level that very few could emulate. In a time where...
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This article is complete bullshit.

Posted 04/09/09 at 6:09 PM by JamesVZ
I love the little news links on Yahoo.com. They're always some crazy, zany ass bullshit that no one really cares about in the first place, like for instance "5 exercises you can do in your bed!". If one through four aren't some variation of having sex, and five isn't masturbating, I don't know what to tell you. Why would anyone think to write an article about exercises you can do in your bed? Everyone knows what the bed is for -- it's for hot, hot anal sex. Anyway, these articles...
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