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Chicken

Posted 10/04/12 at 3:35 AM by DeeNogger
Chicken

I was part of a raiding team as an officer for the tail end of WoW classic and all of TBC. As with all raiding guilds there were ebbs and flows of raid performance. Before my time Keen Formation was a successful raiding guild that plowed through Molten Core with the best of them but lost steam and ultimately fractured under the stress of two raid teams within one guild. After that fracture the guild was picked up and rebuilt by a select handful, of which I was a minor player....
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Family Histroy

Posted 04/10/10 at 12:04 PM by DeeNogger
Johnstown Pennsylvania, nicknamed "The Flood City", is the small steel mill town my mother was born and raised. Johnstown earned its inauspicious name for suffering from three major floods; one in 1889, one in 1936 and finally again in 1977. My mothers family lived through all three floods with my mother herself witnessing the 1977 flood. Passed down through the family was a single dinning room chair that, against all odds, survived all three floods. This is the story of that chair....
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My Life in Two Pages

Posted 10/30/09 at 12:24 AM by DeeNogger
On September 10th I turned 24 years of age. Twenty-four years and nine months before that, my parents had sex and I was conceived. I spent the first part of my life adjusting to the world around me and biting my older brother. I evolved, with time, to learn how to crawl, walk, talk, make doody in the toilet, and cope with my emotions. I learned that crying when I dont get what I want is an inappropriate response. I learned that some things in life will always be closed to me and some things in life...
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DeeNogger Genisus

Posted 07/07/09 at 12:39 AM by DeeNogger
Breida127 (2:47:34): We were just storming through this one zone, I am not sure what it was, I think Upper Rock, but all the guys had full epics and I think some legendary armor and we were just eviscerating everything! I could hardly cast two frost bolts before the monsters would just explode.
Dkin488 (2:47:58): What the fuck are you talking about.

Breida127 (2:48:43): Dude, bro, dude, fucking wow man. We got to the end of the dungeon and there is this massive dragon, a black...
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Posted 02/17/09 at 2:11 AM by DeeNogger
Updated 02/22/09 at 1:27 AM by DeeNogger
Good Fellas -- "How am I funny?"
Lion King -- Intro
Indiana Jones -- "Asps, very dangerous"
Indiana Jones -- Swordsmen shoot
Michael Jordan -- Free Throw line dunk
Star Wars -- "Almost There"/Anything in Ep IV with Death Star
Top Gun -- Anything without heavy homosexual overtones ("Hit the breaks...")
Aladdin -- "I can show you the world"

Jurassic Park -- "Must go faster"...
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