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Family Histroy

Posted 04/10/10 at 12:04 PM by DeeNogger
Johnstown Pennsylvania, nicknamed "The Flood City", is the small steel mill town my mother was born and raised. Johnstown earned its inauspicious name for suffering from three major floods; one in 1889, one in 1936 and finally again in 1977. My mothers family lived through all three floods with my mother herself witnessing the 1977 flood. Passed down through the family was a single dinning room chair that, against all odds, survived all three floods. This is the story of that chair....
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My Life in Two Pages

Posted 10/30/09 at 12:24 AM by DeeNogger
On September 10th I turned 24 years of age. Twenty-four years and nine months before that, my parents had sex and I was conceived. I spent the first part of my life adjusting to the world around me and biting my older brother. I evolved, with time, to learn how to crawl, walk, talk, make doody in the toilet, and cope with my emotions. I learned that crying when I dont get what I want is an inappropriate response. I learned that some things in life will always be closed to me and some things in life...
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DeeNogger Genisus

Posted 07/07/09 at 12:39 AM by DeeNogger
Breida127 (2:47:34): We were just storming through this one zone, I am not sure what it was, I think Upper Rock, but all the guys had full epics and I think some legendary armor and we were just eviscerating everything! I could hardly cast two frost bolts before the monsters would just explode.
Dkin488 (2:47:58): What the fuck are you talking about.

Breida127 (2:48:43): Dude, bro, dude, fucking wow man. We got to the end of the dungeon and there is this massive dragon, a black...
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Posted 02/17/09 at 2:11 AM by DeeNogger
Updated 02/22/09 at 1:27 AM by DeeNogger
Good Fellas -- "How am I funny?"
Lion King -- Intro
Indiana Jones -- "Asps, very dangerous"
Indiana Jones -- Swordsmen shoot
Michael Jordan -- Free Throw line dunk
Star Wars -- "Almost There"/Anything in Ep IV with Death Star
Top Gun -- Anything without heavy homosexual overtones ("Hit the breaks...")
Aladdin -- "I can show you the world"

Jurassic Park -- "Must go faster"...
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You are a God Damn Idiot (Part I)

Posted 01/30/09 at 2:07 AM by DeeNogger
Updated 01/30/09 at 2:33 AM by DeeNogger
Being The Best
It takes no grand intellect to discern the difference between a really shitty raider, and a good raider. Most people can tell the difference after just a few moments with said person, or a quick look at the persons talent spec, gearing, and especially the persons choice in gems/enchants. The same goes for telling the difference between a really shitty app and a good app. Further, a well informed and experienced raider, with at least an ounce of tact, can "reform"...
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