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Becoming a Legend

Posted 03/14/08 at 4:45 PM by DeeNogger
Updated 03/17/08 at 1:19 AM by DeeNogger
It is said that Caesar, First Emperor of Rome, in fact was the master mind behind his own murder. His famous last words "Et tu Brute" were not the surprised cry of a betrayed friend, but instead the command for Brutus to do his job: kill the emperor. Caesar wanted to be remembered, above anything else. His conclusion was obvious: being murdered by his fellow Senators, on the Senate floor in Rome, is one hell of a way to get your name out.

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------------------------------------------Julius "Do What the Fuck it Takes" Caesar

Your every day World of Warcraft raider is no different than Caesar: he wants to be remembered. He wants to be known when he leaves as "that guy that tanked/healed/dps'd better than anyone ever has". Its a warm and fuzzy feeling to know that you are that 'past legend' whos amazing exploits are still brought up in vent by the gruff veterans, often times exaggerating that persons skills to near mythic proportions.

Unfortunately most WoW raiders are pretty stupid and will never be good enough to be the fond memory of others. For those of you, I suggest following the lead of that emo fuck Julius Caesar: get creative. Instead of being the best there ever was, be the worst! Instead of being the pinnacle of leadership and maturity, flip the fuck out on vent, accusing an officer of cybering with you. Post naked pictures on the forum of you with various barn yard animals. If you really want to be sure your name will never be forgotten, ninja loot your guilds first War Glaive (extra points if its a Main Hand)! Become oddly religious and tell your guild its your destiny to become a real life paladin (Post a picture of yourself 6 months later in a Leper Colony deep in the Congo). The possibilities are endless.


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-------------------------------------Vick would have made a poor Hunter, but hes an excellent
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Everyone knows the Michael Jordan's of the world, but for every MJ there are 12 assholes that are just as famous, and for an eighth the effort. Don't be an idiot, post some naked pics and become a legend today.
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Bryne's Avatar
This is both the best and the worst blog entry ever.

Also, I think you really need a Pedobear in that profile picture.
Posted 03/14/08 at 4:50 PM by Bryne Bryne is offline
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Subscribed.
Posted 03/14/08 at 5:46 PM by Bury Bury is offline
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Robespierre's Avatar
Infamy is just as good as being famous.

Take it from El Guapo.
Posted 03/14/08 at 11:29 PM by Robespierre Robespierre is offline
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Paging Xl to the comments.
Posted 03/17/08 at 5:47 AM by Vectivus Vectivus is offline
 
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