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You are a God Damn Idiot (Part I)

Posted 01/30/09 at 2:07 AM by DeeNogger
Updated 01/30/09 at 2:33 AM by DeeNogger
Being The Best
It takes no grand intellect to discern the difference between a really shitty raider, and a good raider. Most people can tell the difference after just a few moments with said person, or a quick look at the persons talent spec, gearing, and especially the persons choice in gems/enchants. The same goes for telling the difference between a really shitty app and a good app. Further, a well informed and experienced raider, with at least an ounce of tact, can "reform"...
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A Nef Kill

Posted 09/14/08 at 3:13 AM by DeeNogger
Updated 10/03/08 at 8:27 PM by DeeNogger
The One Sided Race
Our 2nd week of killing Nef we became in battled with a time trial, so to speak, with our at-that-time rival guild <Iron Fist>. Both raid teams started the instance at about the same time -- them farming Nef for ~month and us fresh off our first kill. Most people within both guilds were still very friendly, communication was open and we knew on which boss they were on and how smoothly they were running and thus able to keep the raid updated. It was a battle that went...
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The Suprised Tank

Posted 07/07/08 at 1:02 AM by DeeNogger
Updated 07/07/08 at 1:14 AM by DeeNogger
Keen Formation is not a top 10 world guild. Keen Formation has never gotten a World First kill, it has never been on mmo-champion or wowinsider nor does it have any famous members beyond a chronically confused shadow priest apt to horrible misspellings. Keen Formation is an unspecial guild on a special server where it finds itself right at home in that meaty spot between hardcore and casual (Seriously Casual?) However, Keen Formation does have one special quality that no guild is quite like: we...
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10 Things to do Before Quitting WoW (Part: Orange)

Posted 06/15/08 at 4:28 AM by DeeNogger
Updated 06/15/08 at 2:53 PM by DeeNogger
6) Camp Someone Worse than you.

Everyone has their enemies in life. America had the USSR, Jordan had Malone, and the Krusty Krab had Plankton. Not surprisingly World of Warcraft isnt any different. There are those that go well beyond the casual annoyance or every day asshole, and as such, must be countered with extra levels of retribution. You engage and kill me in a spirited bout of world pvp and I will take my win or loss graciously. However, if you come near me when I am questing...
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10 Things to do Before Quitting WoW (Part 1)

Posted 05/16/08 at 5:47 AM by DeeNogger
Updated 05/16/08 at 5:59 AM by DeeNogger
1)Be an Asshole:
The most important, and the by far the easiest, activity to check off your list before logging out that last time is to be a complete and uncensored asshole. It doesnt take much looking to notice that interaction between members of the WoW community has more in common with the style and educate of retarded chimpanzees than actual human beings. Its a bar fight out there, ladies and gentlemen, and if you dont take the opportunity to step on the neck of one of your pears, you're...
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