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Family Histroy

Posted 04/10/10 at 12:04 PM by DeeNogger
Johnstown Pennsylvania, nicknamed "The Flood City", is the small steel mill town my mother was born and raised. Johnstown earned its inauspicious name for suffering from three major floods; one in 1889, one in 1936 and finally again in 1977. My mothers family lived through all three floods with my mother herself witnessing the 1977 flood. Passed down through the family was a single dinning room chair that, against all odds, survived all three floods. This is the story of that chair....
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DeeNogger Genisus

Posted 07/07/09 at 12:39 AM by DeeNogger
Breida127 (2:47:34): We were just storming through this one zone, I am not sure what it was, I think Upper Rock, but all the guys had full epics and I think some legendary armor and we were just eviscerating everything! I could hardly cast two frost bolts before the monsters would just explode.
Dkin488 (2:47:58): What the fuck are you talking about.

Breida127 (2:48:43): Dude, bro, dude, fucking wow man. We got to the end of the dungeon and there is this massive dragon, a black...
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You are a God Damn Idiot (Part I)

Posted 01/30/09 at 2:07 AM by DeeNogger
Updated 01/30/09 at 2:33 AM by DeeNogger
Being The Best
It takes no grand intellect to discern the difference between a really shitty raider, and a good raider. Most people can tell the difference after just a few moments with said person, or a quick look at the persons talent spec, gearing, and especially the persons choice in gems/enchants. The same goes for telling the difference between a really shitty app and a good app. Further, a well informed and experienced raider, with at least an ounce of tact, can "reform"...
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10 Things to do Before Quitting WoW (Part: Orange)

Posted 06/15/08 at 4:28 AM by DeeNogger
Updated 06/15/08 at 2:53 PM by DeeNogger
6) Camp Someone Worse than you.

Everyone has their enemies in life. America had the USSR, Jordan had Malone, and the Krusty Krab had Plankton. Not surprisingly World of Warcraft isnt any different. There are those that go well beyond the casual annoyance or every day asshole, and as such, must be countered with extra levels of retribution. You engage and kill me in a spirited bout of world pvp and I will take my win or loss graciously. However, if you come near me when I am questing...
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10 Things to do Before Quitting WoW (Part 1)

Posted 05/16/08 at 5:47 AM by DeeNogger
Updated 05/16/08 at 5:59 AM by DeeNogger
1)Be an Asshole:
The most important, and the by far the easiest, activity to check off your list before logging out that last time is to be a complete and uncensored asshole. It doesnt take much looking to notice that interaction between members of the WoW community has more in common with the style and educate of retarded chimpanzees than actual human beings. Its a bar fight out there, ladies and gentlemen, and if you dont take the opportunity to step on the neck of one of your pears, you're...
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