Originally Posted by Chuck Palahniuk
All God does is watch us and kill us when we get boring. We must never, ever be boring.
When I was driving home today, I saw a van on the highway engulfed in flames. It was freakin' awesome. A giant pillar of smoke in the air, miles of rubbernecking traffic, hundreds of phone calls from onlookers to their friends and families, updates on the news and radio. Everyone had to tell everyone else they knew about this awesome flaming van.
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