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Pugging Instances

Posted 03/25/09 at 8:11 PM by Zyla
It is a thankless job leading a trade channel pug of people that statistically are dumber than a baby born with Anencephaly.

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A baby born with anencephaly is usually blind, deaf, unconscious, and unable to feel pain. Although some individuals with anencephaly may be born with a main brain stem, the lack of a functioning cerebrum permanently rules out the possibility of ever gaining consciousness. Reflex actions such as breathing and responses to sound or touch may occur.
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Ravaging the Art World.
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Van on Fire, Suggestions on helping a Guild disintegrate

Posted 02/12/09 at 4:43 PM by Zyla
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Originally Posted by Chuck Palahniuk
All God does is watch us and kill us when we get boring. We must never, ever be boring.
When I was driving home today, I saw a van on the highway engulfed in flames. It was freakin' awesome. A giant pillar of smoke in the air, miles of rubbernecking traffic, hundreds of phone calls from onlookers to their friends and families, updates on the news and radio. Everyone had to tell everyone else they knew about this awesome flaming van.

Odds are very good that your guild...
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