GEoBE: A SuperHappyFunTime

Currently listening to FratMusic.com (I told the creators I'd represent for them or something).

I did a few randoms today to get badges so my Warrior could have some DPS gear, I also found out that using Mortal Strike Rank 1 doesn't help your DPS earlier this week. I was feeling let down because I truely feel that Tanking/Healing is easily the way to carry a heroic group. I currently play a Shaman and Warrior so I get short queues and I'm perfectly fine with that.

Who: Draematic (Warrior me), Bigbenny (Hunter-Baelgun), Happyfun (Shaman-Detheroc), Msencar (Warlock-Staghelm), Thuglife (Paladin-Sargeras)
The Heroic: Caverns of Time: Old Strat (I don't even know the formal name of this place.) From now on I'll call it Rpville.

Thuglife said he would queue with me, so I obliged. Thuglife's name fits my wiggerness so I figured we would get along fine. He told me he had a 5500 GS, which I'm pretty sure he doesn't after looking at his gear, but he did pretty good. Except he went AFK mid run while we were pulling the mobs/trash inside. He asked Funtime to heal, which sucked for him because he was OOM (after dual spec swapping) when the 4 mobs in the hall spawned. I used all my CDs/Potions (no healthstone....more on that later). And died, but 2 people survived somehow. Bigbenny was a pretty nice and well oiled machine. Cool and calm, didn't talk much, put out a solid ~3000 DPS

Then I realized Arthas died. So we had to start the whole house/trash over. Thank god I wasn't someone who needed that Bronze Drake (right Joben?) I would guess that we missed the timer by 20 or so minutes. Easily the slowest run I've done since WoTLK was released.

Mobs started dying slower and slower , I noticed that our Warlock had vanished and we were missing....you guessed it about 800 DPS....(lol?). "She" later apologized (a few times) and said that she was spacing out. She told us that she was watching the Jackson 5 on TV. Thank god Thuglife was there to call her a homo.



She then announced that she was a girl. In which case what do drooling guys on the internet ask? For pics of course!



Of course she obliged (for some reason). She posted us her MySpace which was even better. Obviously I won't post it here, nor do care to have some girl get stalked in a video game.

We're about 40 minutes + into this place finally when Mal'Ganis dies. At this point we're rolling for loot and I'm trying to help people with gear decisions. Thuglife leaves immediately which made everyone wait for the rolls to finish. I felt bad for the 2 people in the run that would have gotten upgrades because we all got so bored that we left. I of course wanted to ninja the frozen orb for the good of Sargeras (so I could sell it to buy Fish Feasts). But I wasn't allowed to loot anything ever though I was the last person left.

Until next time. May your journey's included name calling, anal trade chat spamming, Frozen Orb needing mouth breathers classier than those I come across.