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The Grocery Store Can Be Educational!

Posted 12/10/09 at 1:56 PM by Robespierre
Dear internet friends,

Today, while at the grocery store, I overheard a bagger telling a clerk his secret in getting women to be his steady lady. Two words: Olive Garden.

"I treat my women real good; take them someplace fancy like Olive Garden. I pay for it and everything."

I had groceries in my hand and could not write down his exact words or many of his other pearls of wisdom so I will try to reconstruct his other reasons the ladies love him....
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Horror and moral terror are your friends.
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How to create an outer glow by using SetBackdrop

Posted 12/09/09 at 8:12 AM by zork
Updated 12/09/09 at 8:18 AM by zork
What I'm going to describe here is a technique that is used by Neal and Garry to create outer glows of any color for any frame in any size with the need of only one texture.

This is done by making full use of the SetBackdrop Widget.

Before we start we need two textures.
- one for the background
- one for the outer glow

Both textures will be of white color. The alpha layer of the background texture will be filled with full white aswell....
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Twas the Night before ICC: Raid Prep, Thoughts and Advice from a few EJers.

Posted 12/08/09 at 2:09 AM by Nayt
Updated 12/08/09 at 7:53 PM by Nayt
I feel lucky to have a pretty fun, yet demoralizing atmosphere here at EJ, especially in the Benefactors Bar but I wanted to make a post about expectations and opinions of tomorrows pending release. As I await for the responses and possible vent interviews I'll give you the questions and will come back and fill in the answers hopefully in an hour or so (or maybe tomorrow).

The first two responses were from Bazz (a Warrior from Fusion of Turalyon) and Xav (a Warrior from Premonition...
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So I Missed a Raid.

Posted 12/07/09 at 9:23 PM by Embittered
This was posted in the SCP thread after a raid I failed to show up for. I debated editing it, but I am lazy so deal with the ramblings of a man lacking sleep.

All right, I will tell you all of what happened last night. Unfortunately, last night can be seen as the culmination of events which I was unlucky enough to be involved in. I wish I could say this was a product of chance, that human error was not to be accounted for, but that would be untrue. Last night simply put was the result...
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A Guide to Casual Raiding (or How I Learned to Love PuGs)

Posted 12/04/09 at 5:16 PM by emptyrepublic
Updated 12/08/09 at 4:47 PM by emptyrepublic
My Warcraft "career" (if you want to call it that) has been a slow and meandering trek from complete ignorance of the intracacies of Warcraft to an awakening on the mechanics of the game to a useful and experienced player. I have never been in a major guild and haven't ever had the opportunity for organized raiding. I'm certain opinions will vary but I imagine that raiding with an organized and well structured guild is generally more productive and perhaps more enjoyable than what I do....
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