Short Sweet Rant #3

At my place of work, people do 2 things that cause me horrible agony and a flood of ulcers that is ruining my youthful joy and turning my heart into a black black place of death and Barrens chat.

1) Those stupid backpack things with the wheels that people pull behind them.

WHY!? They can't possibly weigh more than what, 10 pounds? And you wheel the freakin' thing around? It's called a Backpack for a reason. Not a 'take up the space of 3 people behind you', 'cause people to nearly trip a lot', 'make extra noise when in tiled areas', and 'make going through doors an art and delay' thing.

Do yourself a service. Build some body muscle. Carry the damn thing.

2) How difficult is it to go right? You have 2 turnstyle doors in front of you. You are entering the building. People are walking toward you, having left through the Right side.. What do you do?

a) Go Right like you do when you drive.
b) Go Left like you do when you want to cause a traffic jam, slowdown, or just irritation. (Or British relapse).
c) Use your ogre-slaying knife to open the door.

I mean really? It's almost like, whenever i'm thinking about it ... thinking 'Oh, please go right, make my day and go right ..' the next 5 people go left.

GO RIGHT. IT SAVES LIVES.

GAHHHH

/dial tone