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Something About Genitals

Posted 05/16/08 at 9:08 AM by Robespierre
So I cannot sleep lately and tonight, after a Black Temple raid that made me consider a cheap coat hanger lobotomy, I am asked to help on a Zul'Aman run.

My first thought is: I just stuck three pieces of Orbit Bubblemint gum in my mouth. The next thought that I have is pretty much: maybe I can get that gnome trinket and pretend my character is an embodiment of an overused joke.

Everything is alright for the one boss we get down (the instance already had bear, lynx and eagle bosses down). Hex Lord is up next and it is a painful experience. Not as painful as that time I racked myself on a kiddie desk one day when I was volunteering as a tutor but close in a mental anguish sort of way. Broken CCs, another priest who had a whopping 7500 HP buffed, Judas whispering that my heart would explode... no wait that was C'thun.

So for 50 gold in repair bills and materials I get 2 badges of justice. I also get 2 badges of justice because the guy who asked us along was doing so to appease some e-vagina.

Ka-pow!

My balls took another hit just now.
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frmorrison's Avatar
Maybe you should look at BoJ as gold.

Assume the average price of a Crimson Spinal is 300g and costs 15 badges.

Therefore 300/15 = 20g per badge.
Posted 05/16/08 at 10:06 AM by frmorrison frmorrison is offline
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moghed's Avatar
So he got 10 gold in repairs and nothing else? Sign me up!
Posted 05/19/08 at 1:01 PM by moghed moghed is offline
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Zyla's Avatar
I came for the genitals.
Posted 05/20/08 at 9:59 PM by Zyla Zyla is offline
 
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