A new incident in which I didn't get involved! This starts on the night before Halloween, which is a massive party night in any location. Being located next to a college, this meant hilariously drunken people running around all night. My roommates, as they often do, got involved in the festivities and drank to excess. I had work, so I was late in getting home to join them in drinking. My arrival was timely, for the true amusement of the night had yet to begin.

Now, as a slight back...

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So, there was an incident that happened this past week, and although short I guarantee it is amusing. So, in my current house I have the old roommates with two new additions. One of these newcomers is an international man of mystery, and is never around. This story doesn't concern him.

Well, new roommate hates one of my old roommates who is overweight. We shall dub him fatty for now since he is overweight, and makes no effort to change his lifestyle. Well, new roommate and fatty...

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AUTHOR'S NOTE: VERY TRAUMATIC

So I promised the IRC crew that I would post the full rundown of events behind another night, and this one is just fucking weird. It is quite possibly one of those times where you wonder "Can random ass shit with no explanation happen to me?" and you inevitably discover the answer. Like I said, this story is random, and I still to this day have many questions about the motives of those involved.

Like many of my stories concerning...

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I have many stories, and being an unemployed asshole I have the time now to post them. This however, happen the past weekend and is another tale of how the people I meet are flawed creatures. Once again I end up feeling like the only sane person in this shit storm, but the delicious hilarity from the suffering of others made the night worth it.

The night began with me being woken from a nap by a 200 lbs + man jumping on top of me. He is of arab descent, and hence forth will hold...

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This was posted in the SCP thread after a raid I failed to show up for. I debated editing it, but I am lazy so deal with the ramblings of a man lacking sleep.

All right, I will tell you all of what happened last night. Unfortunately, last night can be seen as the culmination of events which I was unlucky enough to be involved in. I wish I could say this was a product of chance, that human error was not to be accounted for, but that would be untrue. Last night simply put was the result...

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