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Where there is a Will, There is a way... to Cheat

Posted 03/28/08 at 4:57 AM by DeeNogger
Updated 03/28/08 at 3:38 PM by DeeNogger
A very pvp active ret paladin in KF (also a friend of mine) is often running his mouth about how terrible my pvp gear is and how he could easily beat me in a duel. First, my pvp gear is terrible and I am equally bad at the high end nuances of player on player fights, wheather in duel or arena/bg situations. But, being the person I am, some months ago I challenged him to a fight. A duel to end all duels, if you will. Winner takes all (some large amount of gold). Him in full S3 gear vs me in 1 piece...
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10 Things to do Before Quitting WoW (Part 1)

Posted 05/16/08 at 6:47 AM by DeeNogger
Updated 05/16/08 at 6:59 AM by DeeNogger
1)Be an Asshole:
The most important, and the by far the easiest, activity to check off your list before logging out that last time is to be a complete and uncensored asshole. It doesnt take much looking to notice that interaction between members of the WoW community has more in common with the style and educate of retarded chimpanzees than actual human beings. Its a bar fight out there, ladies and gentlemen, and if you dont take the opportunity to step on the neck of one of your pears, you're...
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10 Things to do Before Quitting WoW (Part: Orange)

Posted 06/15/08 at 5:28 AM by DeeNogger
Updated 06/15/08 at 3:53 PM by DeeNogger
6) Camp Someone Worse than you.

Everyone has their enemies in life. America had the USSR, Jordan had Malone, and the Krusty Krab had Plankton. Not surprisingly World of Warcraft isnt any different. There are those that go well beyond the casual annoyance or every day asshole, and as such, must be countered with extra levels of retribution. You engage and kill me in a spirited bout of world pvp and I will take my win or loss graciously. However, if you come near me when I am questing...
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The Suprised Tank

Posted 07/07/08 at 2:02 AM by DeeNogger
Updated 07/07/08 at 2:14 AM by DeeNogger
Keen Formation is not a top 10 world guild. Keen Formation has never gotten a World First kill, it has never been on mmo-champion or wowinsider nor does it have any famous members beyond a chronically confused shadow priest apt to horrible misspellings. Keen Formation is an unspecial guild on a special server where it finds itself right at home in that meaty spot between hardcore and casual (Seriously Casual?) However, Keen Formation does have one special quality that no guild is quite like: we...
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Recognize, Act and Communicate : The three pillars of successful arena.

Posted 07/10/08 at 6:26 PM by Yes
What makes a Gladiator? It's the ability to successfully Recognize what your opponents are doing/planning, act in such a way that their plans do not succeed or force them to deal with your actions, and communicating with your partner(s) to actually achieve a victory.

First, a disclaimer:
I am a firm believer that there is an operating difference in the capabilities of different people's brains. Two individuals presented with the same input will react differently. Whether it...
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