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WoW Keybindings : How you can become a Gladiator: Keybinding Part I

Posted 08/25/08 at 2:38 PM by Yes
Updated 11/05/11 at 6:34 AM by Yes
If you follow all the steps in my guide and your rating does not go up I will personally log on your account and get you 2500 rating.

Every spell you ever use in arena should be keybound. Do not click anything!

Using keybindings in PvP is like knowing how to ride a bicycle in Tour de France. It’s something that everyone does and if you don’t you look like an idiot. As Iain Banks put it, "One hundred idiots make idiotic plans and carry them out. All but one...
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A Nef Kill

Posted 09/14/08 at 3:13 AM by DeeNogger
Updated 10/03/08 at 8:27 PM by DeeNogger
The One Sided Race
Our 2nd week of killing Nef we became in battled with a time trial, so to speak, with our at-that-time rival guild <Iron Fist>. Both raid teams started the instance at about the same time -- them farming Nef for ~month and us fresh off our first kill. Most people within both guilds were still very friendly, communication was open and we knew on which boss they were on and how smoothly they were running and thus able to keep the raid updated. It was a battle that went...
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Bloodlust & the "Execute" Talents

Posted 02/10/09 at 10:28 PM by Binkenstein
Updated 03/05/09 at 9:49 PM by Binkenstein
Last week I asked a question in the Benefactor's Bar to see if anyone had done any math/testing of the common assumption that Bloodlust/Heroism should be used at 35%, or about 55 seconds before the fight ends. Not surprisingly, a few people said I was silly for asking such a question, as obviously stacking the extra 12% damage on Fire/FFB Mages & Affliction Locks with bloodlust was superior than not doing so.

However, two mathematically inclined individuals took up the challenge,...
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Van on Fire, Suggestions on helping a Guild disintegrate

Posted 02/12/09 at 4:43 PM by Zyla
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Originally Posted by Chuck Palahniuk
All God does is watch us and kill us when we get boring. We must never, ever be boring.
When I was driving home today, I saw a van on the highway engulfed in flames. It was freakin' awesome. A giant pillar of smoke in the air, miles of rubbernecking traffic, hundreds of phone calls from onlookers to their friends and families, updates on the news and radio. Everyone had to tell everyone else they knew about this awesome flaming van.

Odds are very good that your guild...
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Won't you Be Mine? (The State of Achievements)

Posted 02/17/09 at 7:02 PM by Jameson
Updated 02/20/09 at 11:37 AM by Jameson
The following is a list of achievements I feel are problematic and possible fixes. A lot of this has come up in the BB lately, and I just wanted to get it out here.

1) General

1.1)Mountain o' Mounts - Achievement - World of Warcraft
Problem: There's 2 problems here - the faction imbalance and the class imbalance. Locks, DKs, and Pallies get 2 extra mounts. Alliance gets 3 extra mounts from major cities and 1 from Wintersaber. That's a 4 mount advantage over...
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