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My Life in Two Pages

Posted 10/30/09 at 1:24 AM by DeeNogger
On September 10th I turned 24 years of age. Twenty-four years and nine months before that, my parents had sex and I was conceived. I spent the first part of my life adjusting to the world around me and biting my older brother. I evolved, with time, to learn how to crawl, walk, talk, make doody in the toilet, and cope with my emotions. I learned that crying when I dont get what I want is an inappropriate response. I learned that some things in life will always be closed to me and some things in life...
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DeeNogger Genisus

Posted 07/07/09 at 1:39 AM by DeeNogger
Breida127 (2:47:34): We were just storming through this one zone, I am not sure what it was, I think Upper Rock, but all the guys had full epics and I think some legendary armor and we were just eviscerating everything! I could hardly cast two frost bolts before the monsters would just explode.
Dkin488 (2:47:58): What the fuck are you talking about.

Breida127 (2:48:43): Dude, bro, dude, fucking wow man. We got to the end of the dungeon and there is this massive dragon, a black...
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Akward Moments

Posted 05/07/09 at 1:14 AM by DeeNogger
I am very good friends with a girl here at school. We'll call her H. H is like my younger sister, and she in fact calls me her "big brother" only devoid of all sexual overtones. I look at her as my younger sister too. There is absolutely no attraction between us, and when we are going out I usually think things along the line of "could we cover those up a bit more?" instead of "damn!" or "Kablamo!!" Typically this story goes that I start having feelings for...
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So close, yet so far...

Posted 02/22/09 at 2:48 AM by DeeNogger
Originally Posted: December 5, 2008
Thread: Ranting about Stupid People (was: Shaman Rant)
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So I have a test tomorrow in P Chem (Quantum) which is, for me, not a subject that just requires a quick look over of the notes for success. In fact my notes are such a scribble of mathematical terms that the first step to studying for the test is to reread the book and re do all of my notes. But this test I am fairly well prepared as I have been nose deep...
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Posted 02/17/09 at 3:11 AM by DeeNogger
Updated 02/22/09 at 2:27 AM by DeeNogger
Good Fellas -- "How am I funny?"
Lion King -- Intro
Indiana Jones -- "Asps, very dangerous"
Indiana Jones -- Swordsmen shoot
Michael Jordan -- Free Throw line dunk
Star Wars -- "Almost There"/Anything in Ep IV with Death Star
Top Gun -- Anything without heavy homosexual overtones ("Hit the breaks...")
Aladdin -- "I can show you the world"

Jurassic Park -- "Must go faster"...
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