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Mankrik's In-Laws: An Idiot's FAQ for WotLK

Posted 11/12/08 at 7:29 PM by Malan
Updated 11/13/08 at 5:34 PM by Malan
Mankrik's In-Laws: An Idiot's FAQ for WotLK
by Vykromond
contact author at http://elitistjerks.com/members/2379-vykromond/

This is a guide for the stupid questions that we all know lurk deep within us. Answers are drawn largely from my experiences in Beta, so anything wrong is Blizzard's fault, not mine. When possible I have tried to make answers very succinct so that you can copy/paste them into WoW chat or even make a macro to enlighten the idiots in General chat on your server.

This is a more or less spoiler free document.

 

Contents

[top] Fresh Off the Zeppelin: For Level 70 Idiots


So you installed World of Warcraft: Wrath of the Lich King. Now what? Ask idiotic questions, of course!

[top] Q: HOW DO I GET TO NORTHREND?


Alliance: take the boat from Menethil for Howling Fjord, from SW for Borean Tundra.
Horde: Take the zep from Org (on the right as you leave) for Borean Tundra, from Undercity for Howling Fjord.

[top] Q: Which is better, Borean Tundra or Howling Fjord?


Howling Fjord has the easiest instance and will be less crowded. Borean has more and easier quests.
Helpful guide: http://forums.worldofwarcraft.com/th...Id=12666196999

[top] Q: I want to skip the crowds in Borean and HF. Can I just go straight to Dragonblight?


Not really. Most quests in Dragonblight have a minimum level of 71. The Dragonblight instance Azjol-Nerub is doable at 70 with a decently geared party.

[top] Q: Can I finish a bunch of dailies before WotLK launches and hand them all in for XP after it does?


Yep. Go hog wild.

[top] Q: How do I know when it is time to hand in my quests? What if I hand them in too early?


Wait until any one of the following events occurs:
1) you start receiving rested XP
2) your XP bar resets
3) people appear in either Acherus, Borean Tundra, or Howling Fjord
You also may need to log out and back in. See http://blue.mmo-champion.com/1/12661...lich-king.html

[top] Q: Are there class trainers in Northrend?


Not unless you're a mage. Mages can train at Jessa Weaver in Runeweaver Square in Dalaran.

[top] Q: Where are the profession trainers in Northrend, besides Dalaran?


Post 12 in this thread: WotLK Beta (US-English) Forums -> Location of Grand Master Trainers is your friend.

[top] Q: Horde: Where are the skinning and leatherworking trainers in Borean Tundra?


Taunka'le Village in the eastern part of the zone.

[top] Q: I cannot find the Alliance Inscription Trainer in Howling Fjord.


This NPC is a gnome standing between two bookshelves upstairs at the inn in Valgarde.

[top] Q: How do I raise First Aid after Frostweave Bandage goes gray?


Find a book. They're a random drop off any high-level (77+) mob. BoP too, so you can't just buy it. Enjoy!

[top] Q: Lexicon of Power?


Found at the Inscription trainer in major towns, ask a guard.

[top] Q: I heard certain professions in Lich King need to buy patterns for trade goods. Is this true?


Yes, in Dalaran there are vendors for this purpose. Please see these WoWHead pages for more info:
http://www.wowhead.com/?npc=32515 (LW)
http://www.wowhead.com/?npc=32514 (Ench)
http://www.wowhead.com/?npc=28721 (JC)

[top] Q: I have other questions about professions in WotLK.


I don't know anything. For new gem recipes I think this blog post by Binkenstein might be helpful: WotLK Profession Listings - Elitist Jerks

[top] Q: I am in a vehicle. How do I get out?


There should be a red button on the vehicle UI that looks like a U-turn symbol. Click that.

[top] Q: I am still stuck in the vehicle, something is messed up with the UI.


Try typing /script VehicleExit();

[top] Q: I am still stuck in the vehicle.


Try logging out and back in.

[top] Q: I am still stuck in the vehicle.


Try deleting your WTF and Interface folders.

[top] Q: I am still stuck in the vehicle.


Try uninstalling WoW and throwing your computer out the window.

[top] Q: What is the minimum level for quests in Borean Tundra and Howling Fjord?


68.

[top] Utgarde Keep


Utgarde Keep is the easiest instance in Lich King. It has 3 bosses.

[top] Q: How do I get to Utgarde Keep from town?


For Alliance, it's right next door. For Horde follow the road west from the lift up out of Vengeance Landing.

[top] Q: How do I get to town from Utgarde Keep?


After exiting, walk forward, then if Horde climb the stairs to your left and follow the road east, Alliance turn right and go.

[top] Q: My partymate said that if you kill one of the paired boss guys before the other one, the other guy brings him back to life.


He's an idiot. When one of them dies, a "ghost" spawns which goes around hitting people. Kill the warlock first.

[top] The Nexus


The Nexus is a level 70-72 instance in WotLK. It has 4 bosses in normal mode and you can do the first 3 in any order.

[top] Q: How do I get to The Nexus?


It's in Coldarra. Take the FP from Amber Ledge (dragon), then ride west. The Nexus is the bottom portal.

[top] Q: How do I get back to town from The Nexus?


Ride east until you hit the Transitus Shield (big purple globe), then take the FP. If you don't have the FP, hearth. Razz on the WoW Forums also reports that there is an NPC that can teleport you to Amber Ledge from Transitus Shield. I haven't confirmed this

[top] Q: Where do I go inside The Nexus?


Pick any direction, then travel in a circle around the instance clearing bosses. Most groups on Beta went right to left.

[top] Q: Where are the new dances? Where is the new Dual Spec feature?


Implemented in a future patch.

[top] A Connecticut Idiot in Dalaran Court


Dalaran is the flying capital of the Kirin Tor mageocracy and the main home base in Northrend for player characters.

[top] Q: Where is Dalaran?


Dalaran is in the western part of Crystalsong Forest, the zone immediately north of Dragonblight.

[top] Q: How do I get to Dalaran?


At level 74, questgivers at all major Northrend faction towns will send you there for free.
After that, you quickly get a quest that lets you access Dalaran from the ground in Crystalsong Forest, which you will absolutely never do because Crystalsong Forest is basically empty and you'll probably set your hearth in Dalaran.

[top] Q: Can I get to Dalaran before level 74?


Only if you get portaled or summoned there, which means you can't go at release day with your level 1 naked elf "mules."

[top] Q: What if I am a mage? When do I get Teleport: Dalaran?


Teleport:Dalaran can be learned at 71 from a quest at your major DBlight faction town (Agmar's/Star's Rest).

[top] Q: OK, I am in Dalaran. Where is-


First, ASK A GUARD. Guards are very helpful in Dalaran, they have info about almost everything you might want to find.

[top] Q: Where is the AH?


There is no AH.

[top] Q: I asked a guard and still do not know where the tier token exchange NPCs are.


The question you need to ask is about "cloth/leather/mail/plate armor vendors." Leather/mail, for instance, is near the fountain in the southeast part of the city.

[top] Q: Where are the badge vendors?


Badge vendor for each faction in their "base" (Sun.Sanctum, S.Enclave). Assorted items also around the middle of the city.

[top] Q: Where are the battlemasters?


They're accessible from the "faction bases" (Sunreaver Sanctum, Silver Enclave).

[top] Q: Where are the profession guys?


On the west side of town.

[top] Q: Does Dalaran have a poisons vendor?


Yes, in the Underbelly.

[top] Q: Does Dalaran have arena masters?


Yes, in the Underbelly.

[top] Q: How do I get to the Underbelly?


Two ways. You can either go through one of the stairs around the perimeter, or jump into the well in the NW part of town.

[top] Q: Is there a Caverns of Time portal from Dalaran?


Yes. It's in the Violet Citadel on the west side of town, second floor.

[top] Q: How do I get into The Violet Hold?


You need a key and level 75. Go to the Violet Citadel on the SW side of town and Rhonin will send you to The Violet Hold.

[top] Q: The Purple Parlor? What is that all about?


First rule of The Purple Parlor: Don't talk about The Purple Parlor.

[top] Q: What is an Antonidas Memorial?


Antonidas - WoWWiki - Your guide to the World of Warcraft

[top] Q: What is the toymaker for?


Toys, you joy-hating nitwit.

[top] Q: I saw somebody flying around as a wasp, or running around as a walrus. What the heck?


They drank the [Underbelly Elixir], which spawns in various places around the Underbelly.

[top] Sgt. Peppers Levelling Idiots Club Band


Levelling! Yippee!

[top] Q: How should I level?


Carefully.

[top] Q: What is the fastest way to level?


The fastest way is to speed and chain clear dungeons, mostly Utgarde Keep, with a dedicated 5-man group, all kitted out in Sunwell gear.

[top] Q: What is the fastest way to level through quests?


http://www.wow-pro.com/leveling_guides and http://www.wtbblue.com/questing-guides seem to have this pretty well covered. Try those. Questhelper is updated too.

[top] Q: How do I get to Coldarra in Borean Tundra?


Take the flight path from Amber Ledge (the dragon). You don't need any quests.

[top] Q: In Borean Tundra, what do I have to do to spawn the mobs in the Spires at the Temple of Enkilah?


They spawn on a timer. The mob for the Spire of Blood is upstairs.

[top] Q: I am not able to attack one of the Spire mobs at the Temple of Enkilah.


You may need to kill the other mobs in the room.

[top] Q: Alliance: Where do I get an Overcharged Capacitor?


Engineers can make them from Cobalt Bars and Crystallized Earth: [Overcharged Capacitor]

[top] Q: How do I get to Kamagua in Howling Fjord?


Take the "Old Lift" at the SW part of the mainland zone. After that pick up the goblin FP.

[top] Q: Alliance: Is there a faster way to get back to the Explorers League Outpost?


McGoyver at the dock in Valgarde will let you reuse his rocket to get back to the Explorers League Outpost.

[top] Q: Alliance: I am having trouble with the quest It Goes To 11 in Howling Fjord.


Use your harpoon gun to aim for the rooftops of the buildings.

[top] Q: Is there an easy way to get between BT, HF, and DBlight if I do not have linked FPs?


Take the turtle boat from Kamagua (HF), Moa'ki Harbor (DB), or Unu'pe(Borean).

[top] Q: How do I link the FPs between the two sides of the continent?


Easiest way is to pick up the Venomspite/Wintergarde FPs on one side of DB, and the Agmar's/Star's Rest FPs on the other.

Otherwise, neutral FP Ebon Watch in Zuldrak connects to Wyrmrest in DB, to Moa'ki in DB, to Unu'pe in Borean.

[top] Q: Alliance: I am having difficulty using the flight master at Wintergarde Keep.


Check that you're talking to the actual flight master and not a questgiver. It's NOT Gryphon Commander Urik, but Rodney Wells .

[top] Q: Horde: I am having difficulty using the flight master at Venomspite.


You may need to complete a quest in town.

[top] Q: What is this I hear about the Wrath Gate?


Angrathar, the Wrath Gate is WoW's first in-game cutscene and comes at the end of a long Dragonblight quest series.

[top] Q: How can I see the Wrath Gate cutscene?


For Horde, use the excellent guide by sunsmoon on WoWHead: The Kor'kron Vanguard! - Quest - World of Warcraft
For Alliance, I'm less sure. Try the guide at Angrathar the Wrath Gate - WoWWiki - Your guide to the World of Warcraft

[top] Q: I followed the above steps and still cannot start the Wrath Gate line.


The more Dragonblight quests you do, the better your chances of hitting upon the right one to unlock the chain!

[top] Q: How do I get out of the Pit of Narjun in Dragonblight?


There's a ramp up in the center, in front of Kilix the Unraveler.

[top] Q: Are there any daily quests while levelling?


Yes, there are daily quests all over the place. Northrend - Quests - World of Warcraft

[top] Q: I heard there was a Ring of Blood type thing in Northrend. Where can I find that?


Actually, there are three Rings of Blood; one is in Zul'drak, one is in Grizzly Hills, and one is in Icecrown.


[top] Q: How do I get to the Zuldrak Ring of Blood?


For the Amphitheater of Anguish, you need to be 75. It's in the middle of the zone. No prerequisite.

[top] Q: How do I get to the Grizzly Hills Ring of Blood?


For the Conquest Pit (Grizzly Hills), you must be Horde and have completed all the quests turned in to Conqueror Raenna at Conquest Hold.

[top] Q: How do I get to the Icecrown Ring of Blood?


For Valhalas (Icecrown), you need to be 77. Very long prereq starting with The Sum is Greater than the Parts - Quest - World of Warcraft

[top] Q: Are there any factions I really need to rep up with while levelling?


Sons of Hodir- one of the only ways to get shoulder enchants in WotLK. Start with They Took Our Men! - Quest - World of Warcraft (req 77) at K3 in Storm Peaks. Get to Friendly with the "tabard factions" (Arg. Crusade, Wyrm. Accord, Kirin Tor, Ebon Blade) as well.

[top] Q: How do I gain rep with the Kaluak walrus people?


Aside from 1-time quests, the walrus people have 3 dailies: stealing wolf pups in DBlight, seal husbandry in HF, and collecting crates at Kaskala in Borean.

[top] Q: I am missing a lot of quests for my Sholazar Basin achievement. What gives?


You can switch allegiances between the Sholazar Basin local factions (Frenzyhearts and Oracles), gaining quests from the other faction.

[top] Q: I am having trouble picking the fruit in Sholazar Basin. Bug?


Probably not. Try jumping, they're pretty high up.

[top] Q: How do I fly?


Must be lvl 77. Buy Cold Weather Flying at the landing pad in Dalaran (Krasus's Landing @ NE part of town). 1000g

[top] Q: This minefield quest is impossible.


No, it's not.

[top] Q: This Dr. Terrible quest is impossible.


Nope. Mix up your abilities and use the knockback on every cooldown.

[top] Q: Where are my faction questgivers in Icecrown?


They're on flying battleships. You can see their location on the world map if they're not too far away.

[top] Q: Where is Crusader Bridenbrad for A Tale of Valor in Icecrown?


79, 30 NE of Sindragosa's Fall. Look for a black patch on the ground (if you're high up you won't see the fire).

[top] Q: What are the level ranges for Northrend instances?


Utgarde Keep, Howling Fjord: 69-72
The Nexus, Borean Tundra: 70-72
Azjol-Nerub, Dragonblight: 70-74
Ahn'kahet: The Old Kingdom, Dragonblight: 73-76
Drak'tharon Keep, Zul'drak/Grizzly Hills: 74-77
The Violet Hold, Dalaran: 75-77
Gun'drak, Zul'drak: 76-79
Halls of Stone, Storm Peaks: 77-79
The Oculus, Borean Tundra: 77-80
Halls of Lightning, Storm Peaks: 78-80
Utgarde Pinnacle, Howling Fjord: 78-80
Caverns of Time: Stratholme: 78-80

[top] Q: How do I get to Azjol-Nerub?


It's on the western side of Dragonblight. Jump down into the Pit of Narjun. The portal is to the right of the friendly NPCs.

[top] Q: Where do we go after Hadronox?


Go all the way down the spiderweb, then jump into the hole.

[top] Q: How do I get to Ahnkahet?


Follow the directions for Azjol-Nerub, but it's to the left of the friendly Nerubian NPCs.

[top] Q: We are stuck in Ahnkahet, there is a boss who will not come down.


You need to clear two platforms and click the orbs on them to get Prince Taldaram to "spawn."

[top] Q: What is the mushroom forest for?


There's a boss there on Heroic mode.

[top] Q: How do I get to Draktharon Keep?


It's very close to Light's Breach, the Argent Dawn town in Zul'drak.

[top] Q: The Violet Hold reminds me of The Black Morass for some reason.


Your perspicuity astonishes us all.

[top] Q: How do I get to Gundrak?


Gun'drak has two entrances, through the two big tombs on either side of the ice at the NE corner of the zone.

[top] Q: How do I get around Gundrak?


Gun'drak is nonlinear for the first 3 bosses. Clear around the perimeter, then go to the center for the last boss.

[top] Q: How do I get to Halls of Stone?


Halls of Stone is on the left side of the Ulduar complex at the extreme north of Storm Peaks. Easiest way is to fly.

[top] Q: Where do I go in Halls of Stone?


Halls of Stone is nonlinear for the first 3 bosses. To fight Sjonnir the Ironshaper you need to beat the escort event.

[top] Q: Does this dwarf ever shut up?


Not really, no.

[top] Q: How do I get to Halls of Lightning?


Halls of Lightning is on the right side of the Ulduar complex in north Storm Peaks. Easiest way is to fly.

[top] Q: How do I get to The Oculus?


It's the portal immediately above the Nexus portal.

[top] Q: How do I call a drake in The Oculus?


A whistle will appear in your inventory; right click it to summon your drake. Make sure your inventory isn't full.

[top] Q: I am lost in The Oculus.


Use your drake's "GPS" ability.

[top] Q: How do I get out of The Oculus?


Just drop yourself into the void. It's safe, I promise.

[top] Q: How do I get to Utgarde Pinnacle?


Utgarde Pinnacle is directly above Utgarde Keep. Take the stairs all the way up, or approach from a level plane.

[top] Q: I thought there were 4 bosses in Utgarde Pinnacle. Did we miss one?


To summon Gotrok Palehoof the magnataur, 2 people have to right click the pedestal with an orb in his room.

[top] Q: How do I get to CoT: Strat?


The CoT: Strat entrance is on the left from Black Morass. You can get to CoT through a portal in Dalaran.

[top] Q: Is there any way to skip the opening dialogue in CoT: Strat?


As of October 15th, there wasn't.

[top] Q: I died in CoT: Strat. Do I need to corpse run all the way through the outskirts of the town?


No. Talk to Chromie to get teleported to the city.

[top] Things To Do In Northrend When Youre 80


OK, levelling over. What now?

[top] Q: What attunements do I need at 80?


There are no attunements for any heroics or raids at 80 except Malygos (Eye of Eternity).

[top] Q: How do I get attuned for the Eye of Eternity?


Sapphiron in Naxx drops one item every time you kill him which summons Malygos. Only one person in the raid needs it. 10-man Sapph drops the key for 10-man Malygos and 25-man Sapph drops it for 25-man Malygos.

[top] Q: What exactly are tabard factions?


4 factions that give you tabards at Friendly which you use to gain rep with them in level 80 instances.

[top] Q: Which factions have tabards?


Argent Crusade, Kirin Tor, Wyrmrest Accord, and Ebon Blade.

[top] Q: Where do I get a faction tabard?


From that faction's quartermaster(s).

[top] Q: What sort of rep do level 80 instances give if I do not wear a faction tabard?


Generic Horde/Alliance Northrend rep.

[top] Q: Can you give me a list of the heroics and raids available in 3.0 and how many badges each one rewards?


Sure can. All raids listed are 10-man. 25-man raids give Badges of Valor instead of Badges of Heroism.

Naxx-10 16
Gun'drak 5
Nexus 5
Ahn'kahet 5
Stratholme 4-5 (5th contingent on timed event)
Drak'tharon 4
Ulduar-HoL 4
Ulduar-HoS 4
Utg Pinnacle 4
Oculus 4
Obsidian-10 4
Violet Hold 3
Azjol-Nerub 3
Utg Keep 3
Malygos-10 2

[top] Q: Where is the 5th badge in Gundrak?


Eck the Ferocious can be found by going through the crawlspace in the room that opens after you defeat Slad'ran.

[top] Q: Where is the 5th badge in The Nexus?


The Commander can be found in the tunnel where all the frozen NPCs are.

[top] Q: Where is the 5th badge in Ahnkahet??


Amanitar can be found in the mushroom forest.

[top] Q: Where is the 5th badge in CoT: Stratholme?


The Infinite Corruptor in Stratholme, who also drops a mount, can be fought if you cleared the first 3 bosses in 25 mins.

[top] Q: Where is Naxx?


Floating above eastern Dragonblight.

[top] Q: Where is the Obsidian Sanctum?


Southern door in the basement of Wyrmrest Temple.

[top] Q: Do I have to clear all the trash in the Obsidian Sanctum before engaging Sartharion?


Yes.

[top] Q: Do I have to clear all the drakes in the Obsidian Sanctum before engaging Sartharion?


No. The more drakes you leave alive, the greater the reward for killing Sartharion is, but the harder the fight.

[top] Q: Do I lose any badges if I kill Sartharion before any or all of the drakes?


Nope.

[top] Q: What do I get for killing Sartharion with some drakes up?


10-man:
No matter what, the zone rewards 4 badges, a Sack of Spoils (5 badges to the player who wins it), a 22-slot bag, a T7.10 glove token, and an ilvl 200 item from Sartharion's loot table.
Killing Sartharion with one drake alive at the time he is pulled rewards an additional ilvl 200 loot item and an additional achievement (Twilight Assist).
Killing Sartharion with two drakes alive at the time he is pulled rewards an additional ilvl 213 loot item and an additional achievement (Twilight Duo) in addition to the above.
Killing Sartharion with three drakes alive at the time that he is pulled rewards one Black Drake mount, an additional achievement (The Twilight Zone) and the title "of the Nightfall," in addition to the above.
25-man is similar but the ilvl of the items are 13 higher, the achievements are different, the title for 3 drakes is "Twilight Vanquisher," and the mount is a Twilight Drake instead of a Black Drake.

[top] Q: Where is the Eye of Eternity?


Topmost portal in The Nexus complex.

[top] Q: Can I practice for Malygos phase 3 anywhere?


I'm glad you asked. The drakes for the daily quest "Aces High!" above Coldarra have the same abilities.

[top] Q: Who or what is Archavon the Stone Watcher?


Archavon is a really easy raid boss that you can fight for PVP epics after your faction captures Wintergrasp.

[top] Q: Where is the Vault of Archavon?


The portal to the Vault of Archavon is in Wintergrasp Fortress.

[top] Q: Gear! Gear? Gear! Gear? WHAT DROPS??


Listing where gear drops is above my pay grade. Use WoWHead or mmo-champion.com for reference.

[top] Q: Where do the tier 7 tokens drop?


Gloves are off Sartharion, shoulders from Loatheb, chest from 4HM, legs from Thaddius, head from Kel'thuzad.

[top] Q: Does Tier 7 have rings, boots, etc. like Tier 3 did?


Nope. That was then, this is now.

[top] Q: What is a Stone Keepers Shard?


Obtained through Wintegrasp quests and from instance bosses when your faction controls Wintergrasp.
You can turn them in at Wintegrasp Fortress for BoA stuff, mounts, PVP items, etc.
More details at [Stone Keeper's Shard]

[top] Failed the Scourge Aptitude Test: Death Knight Idiot


Being a death knight is hard. There are all sorts of buttons.

[top] Q: Where is the Eye of Acherus?


Right click the eyeball-like globes on pedestals on either side of the Lich King.

[top] Q: I keep losing duels.


Try duelling the NPC deathknight adepts. They're pushovers.

[top] Q: How do I get off the horse?


There should be a red button on the vehicle UI that looks like a U-turn symbol. Click that.

[top] Q: I am still stuck on the horse.


Please see 1.11.1, "I am still stuck in the vehicle."

[top] Q: The questgiver will not accept my horse.


Press 1 when you are at the questgiver.

[top] Q: I ran out of quests.


Make sure you completed absolutely all the quests you already have. Try returning to Ebon Hold and checking there.

[top] Q: Why wont the Scarlet Crusade give me the information in the torture quest? Am I doing it wrong? Is it bugged?


It's not bugged. If you're not dual wielding the torturing pokers, start doing that. Otherwise, just wait patiently.

[top] Q: How do I do this prison break quest?


To complete, you have to talk to the DK NPC, then fight off NPC waves including a boss. No credit if you skipped anything.

[top] Q: How do I gain mana on the dragon?


Eat the puny Scarlet Crusade NPCs.

[top] Q: How do I get off the dragon?


Right click the portrait of the dragon in the upper-right. There should be an option to dismount.

[top] Q: How can I get a Hearthstone?


Talk to any innkeeper after leaving the starting area.

[top] Q: I won Scarlet Enclave and was accepted into the Horde or Alliance. Where to now?


Outland.

[top] Q: WHICH BUTTONS DO I PUSH?


Vontre of Magegraf fame submits this strategy: "Put two diseases on everything (Plague Strike and Icy Touch). Hit Blood Strike a lot. Burn the rest of your runes on whatever. Hit Death Coil when the button is shiny."

[top] Who made this nonsense?


I did, with help from the Elitist Jerks forums. Special thanks to Malan, Smithist, Leene, Neto, Binkenstein, Xenophon, Vontre, NateDawg1021, Fydar, Birdemani, frmorrison, Jacedl, Falk, and especially Pewsey for corrections/submissions.

[top] Q: Why are all the answers so curt?


I tried to keep to a 128-character limit for reasons previously explained. There are other places you can go for detail.

[top] Q: I would like to file a complaint.


Send me a private message on EJ: http://elitistjerks.com/members/2379-vykromond/

[top] Q: I am going to harass you with questions ingame.


Won't work, don't waste your time trying.

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There are likely to be errors in here. Feel free to report any errors by PMing me on these forums, or by posting a comment.
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Some insight. Tons of fun. Actually surprised myself and read (mostly) to the end.
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Posted 11/22/08 at 2:03 AM by coldbear coldbear is offline
 
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