As i guessed, i would get alot of response to my last reply. Since i just showed that Elistist Jerks members can also make wrong. Instead of saying oops i did i misstake by some of the people i got reported and banned without a JUSTIFIED reason.

Woulden't surprise me if i get rebanned for showing that Elistist Jerks forum isen't 100% correct. Since they got there reputation and they don't it to break.

Woulden't also suprise me if they delete this post since they can't handle criticism.

I got a private message from where a person who showed some of the Reports against me:

"His idiot-spec lacks Last Stand, and has points in Improved Rend which you're not supposed to use as a Protection Warrior. He sits there through this post dropping little one liners like "Hmm you had correct again this is amazing, did not expect this from people on this forum. :s" while he struggles to spell four letter fucking abbreviations correctly. By the way, what the FUCK is ":s"."

Okay lets check on Last Stand -> Last Stand - Spell - World of Warcraft

What i can read there with my english language education it does 1 effect and thats increases targets HP by 30%

Does it reduce Physical dmg? No

Doest it reduce Magical dmg? No

Does it make Boss hit slower or any similar thing to make you/somebody take less dmg in that time? No
Last Stand is a completly useless talent to get! <- Why?

Since it is only good in 1 way, that is as an emergency button when you drop low HP. <- But hey that sounds great?

Maybe but before you call that great you maybe should ask why the Tank dropped low HP. <- Why?

Since he did not get any heals, so basicly if tank get heals all time he won't drop low HP and there no use area for Last Stand <- Why?

There many reasons but i will list a few reasons why healer is not healing.

1. Healer DCs

2. Healer has Heavy lag/Freezes

3. Healer gets distracted in rl etc.

4. Healer decides to go same play mode as some Elitist Jerk players do. So he pull out hes dick from pants and start to smash keyboard with it.

"He's hilarious. Can I take him home and show him to my friends so they can make fun of him while punching him repeatedly for being a stupid and clueless douche bag?"

If you gonna act this Uncivilazed i stronlgy recomend u to travel to Africa, then when you get there shred your clothes to pieces, then climb up in a tree and live as a monkey for the rest of your life.

"You can't take a point out of Last Stand and pretend it came from Imp Heroic Strike. Rend is not a part of the Protection rotation; the glyph and talent do not change this. Heroic Strike and Cleave are absolutely necessary abilities for a Prot Warrior."
I never did that, liar.

Protection

Q: What spec should I use?
A: A variation on 15/3/53.
Correct Answer: Talent Calculator - World of Warcraft

The diffrences between the specc you posted and the specc i posted:
- Your Heroic Strike cost 12 Rage
- Mine Cost 13 Rage
- While all these abilities are 1 rage cheaper for me then for you:
Thunderclap

Devastate

Revenge

Shield Slam

- My Rend does +20% Dmg (Incase all other attacks does more dmg then this does in that 15 Sec period it should be not used, but i realy doubt it. Think they have made Rend able to crit now too.)

Q: I use this spec and these glyphs-
A: This isn't DPS, there is no be all and end all spec or set of glyphs. Read the Protection thread and make decisions based on your situation.

Correct Answer: Glyph of Rending, Glyph of Blocking, Glyph of Shield Wall.

Glyph of Last Stand is waste! So people should rather take Glyph of Rend since it does not increase Rend dmg but it decrease the number of times you have to reapply it on target making u save GCDs in the long run which u can use to dmg abilities. Also puting rend on target will give you extra TPS each 3 second.
Oh yeah and and Arms Warrior or Feral Druid can make debuff on boss which does +30% on Bleed effect which rend is

Q: What's my maximum threat rotation?
A: It isn't a rotation, but a simple priority system. Revenge > Shield Slam > Devastate, and use Heroic Strike as often as possible. Shield Slam becomes better than Revenge during Shield Block, and also once you have 2pT10.

Correct Answer: The most importent is to remeber to use Shield Slam each 9 Sec to keep up the +10% BV Buff. And also remeber to have 5 Sunder up all the time, after that your rotation is decided by the ability which does most dmg + threat at same time. Just keep on spaming that ability until you need to refrest stuff like Sunder or +10% BV Buff.

Q: Does Glyph of Devastate change this?
A: No. Revenge's damage/threat received a huge buff in 3.3.3, and Shield Slam has a sizable threat lead. While Glyph of Devastate is a threat boost it doesn't change priorities.

Correct Answer: This Glyph is not even worth to take since the glyph will only increase the speed to get up Sunder Armor up on target at begining and nothing else. When target has 5 Sunders Glyph its useless.

Q: What about AoE packs?
A: Thunderclap and Shockwave become your top priorities besides Revenge. Use Cleave instead of Heroic Strike. Shield Block will greatly reduce your incoming damage, and boost damage from the Damage Shield talent.

Correct Answer: Use Thunderclap first then use the time between the new thunderclap to "Tab" + "Rend" the mobs you are aoe tanking.

Q: What kind of weapon do I want?
A: A fast 1H tanking weapon.

Correct Answer: A slow 1Hand weapon and it isen't so big diffrence between a slow and a fast 1Hand weapon. And it gets lower diffrence in raids thanks to speed buffs.

Q: But slower weapons do more damage with Devastate!
A: Slow weapons also reduce how often you can Heroic Strike and Cleave. Stick to fast weapons unless you have bad luck with drops.

Correct Answer: Yes it does thats why u should get it and never use Heroic Strike or Cleave thoose are for Dpsers and PvPers. If people can't understand this basic stuff they shoulden't play this game.

Q: What are my stat priorities?
A: 540 defense (689 Defense Rating). Stamina and Armor.

Correct Answer: 545 Def > 8% Hit > 26 Exp > Strength/Agility.

Q: Who should get my Vigilance?
A: Whichever DPS does the most threat. This is usually your top DPS, but not always.

Correct Answer: You should put Vigilance on the target which does highest dps and does not have any threat reducing talents or any abilites to dump there threat.

We haven't had one of these threads for a while, and this moron is just screaming to be mocked. As always, you all have (more or less) carte blanche to post whatever and however you feel about the guy. Of course he could be a brilliant troll and we're the idiots but we might as well take our chances.

And as an added bonus, here's him as his hunter shitting up the Blizzard forums as well: Click

How long have you been waiting for an opportunity to post that?

Few days, it showed up in my RSS earlier this week.

You're a day late.

Make sure to get the plug good and tight, you don't want any leakage. Wait, what are we talking about?

Based on his post here I was thinking misguided idiot. After reading that "hunter guide", elaborate troll seems way more likely.

Or maybe I just like to believe there's no one in this game stupid enough to seriously think either post is a good idea. Jesus fuck...

You should venture forth and do more lfg groups with completely random people. Only then will you realize just how "wonderful" people really are about playing this game.

The combination of stupidity, the genuine belief in his idiot logic and the urge to spread it, all in one hilarious package is what I don't want to believe yet - of course I should know better after 5+ years in this game. I mean, WoW's Best Player? Really?

Somebody has to be and he certainly doesn't believe it's anyone here.

I'm pulling my dick out and smashing keyboard with it. Elitist Jerk style!

I, for one, welcome our new non-Last Stand speccing warrior tank overlords.

Tab + Rend for AoE tanking, I am now enlightened.



(Thanks Bart.)

I think we should all take lessons from this guy on how to be humble and meek.

Here, have a photo of a statue of an ancient greek man riding a dolphin. I like to imagine that this statue was originally painted pink.

Was that really necessary?

This has to be a troll... right? For the sake of what little faith I have left in humanity, I'm going to believe it is. The possibility that there really is a guy out there tanking without last stand, not using heroic strike or cleave, and endlessly working to sate his inexplicable lust for DoT damage by tabbing rend onto everything in sight is more than my mind can bear.

Says it all.

I am really unsure if I should bow to the superior genius of this trolling, or bow my head that humanity has someone of this level of intellect in its gene pool. Not very often that I see this sort of stupidity or flagrant arrogance in a post. It made me feel all warm inside that we will not again however.

I had fun following his banning infractions in the Ultimate Suck thread but didn't really read his wall-of-text nonsense post until just now. I needed those laughs.