Originally Posted by Praetorian
A fine use for t5 raid loot from the second-hardest boss in SSC. :P
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It's totally our fault.
The scene: Blizzard HQ
Producer: OK, so we're going to take another try at the ol' "give the customers what they want" gag, but we're only going to pay attention to the players on the EJ forums this time. We learned our lesson from that fiasco with official druid forums.
Dungeon Designer: What do they want from dungeons?
CM 1: Hard. Really hard. Nothing is too hard. Hard 5-mans, hard raids. They just want hard. Possibly overcompensating for something.
Dungeon Designer: Got it.
Item Designer: So, CMs, what are the peons saying they want from items?
CM 2: They want to get PvP gear that's good for PvP, and PvE gear that enhances their PvE progression.
CM 1: Heheh. "Enhancing".
Item Designer: Well, great. What's that mean? How do we enhance their PvE progression?
CM1: According to all these long threads I'm seeing, they all agree the key to progressing is farming lots of gold and lots of herbs. Lots of farming.
Item Designer: You know, I've got some nifty ideas for items that would help out with that.
Producer: Great! Let's do lunch. Oh, and food guy, make a phallic icon for something, they'll love that stuff!
FIN.