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Old 06/26/07, 12:33 PM   #1
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Primal News Transmute [26/06/2007]

It's time for another edition of everyone's favourite maintenance news thread!

Netherdrake issue fixed

And some people got themselves 6 Arena Netherdrakes sitting in the mail. Apparently in the EU servers, if you were mistakenly given a drake you could keep the Gladiator title if you had it on before you were rolled back.

Forte gets first Warglave

Wooosh.

Pandemic wins WSVG Louisville

Congratulations to Pandemic on losing only one round the entire tournament, putting Nitrana in for the last few games and beating on Zecks, the Golden Child, so Ming has more material to work with.

WoWHead sold to ZAM Network for $1 Million

WoWHead was recently sold to ZAM Network, which also owns Thottbot and Allakazham. They were also the owners of IGE until they sold it off to a private investor, mostly due to image problems.

x2-Neg runs Arena with an Enhancement Shaman, throw rocks at him.

Oh ho ho hoho.

Quality of EJ posting continues to deteriorate.

Look around, you'll see plenty of terrible posts. Start reporting!
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Old 06/26/07, 12:35 PM   #2
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TTBOMK you can't hotlink waffleimages images away from the SA boards.

EDIT: You can't do that, either. Just use the MMO-Champ image? http://www.mmo-champion.com/images/n..._legendary.jpg
 
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Old 06/26/07, 12:35 PM   #3
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Originally Posted by Eej View Post
x2-Neg runs Arena with an Enhancement Shaman, throw rocks at him.
Screw you pal!

Originally Posted by CheshireCat
Eh, my nostalgia goggles aren't as good as they used to be.
 
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Old 06/26/07, 12:41 PM   #4
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Ok, so I missed the legendary thing. Does it just drop? That's a fine little sword there, but only a slight upgrade from my sexy Demonblood Eviscerator. Slight.

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Old 06/26/07, 12:43 PM   #5
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Shouldn't the Warglaive be in yellow?


Those WoWhead guys were smart, especially is the Armory Devs figure out how to make the site run smoother, which would likely hurt wowhead's traffic.


The posting quality has certainly dropped, I have started reporting posts.
 
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Old 06/26/07, 12:55 PM   #6
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Originally Posted by Eej View Post
Congratulations to Pandemi
x2-Neg runs Arena with an Enhancement Shaman, throw rocks at him.

Oh ho ho hoho.
Suck on this.

Also wtf is an X2-Neg?

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Old 06/26/07, 12:59 PM   #7
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What happens if you multiply Neg x2.
 
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Old 06/26/07, 1:00 PM   #8
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Originally Posted by Eej View Post
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Fix it you lazy rot.

Originally Posted by CheshireCat
Eh, my nostalgia goggles aren't as good as they used to be.
 
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Old 06/26/07, 1:01 PM   #9
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Originally Posted by Malan View Post
Suck on this.

Also wtf is an X2-Neg?
Negneg.
 
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Old 06/26/07, 1:03 PM   #10
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>_< Shabadu is going to be Elemental next time I get his contribution in.

[10:41] <James> 90% of the EJ boards in 10 years will be dudes that bounce around from game to game looking for the NEXT BIG WOW but all of them will ultimately fail them at level 20
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Old 06/26/07, 1:04 PM   #11
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Funny how WoWHead has been down for me since last night.
 
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Old 06/26/07, 1:06 PM   #12
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Can I report this thread for Eej making little to no effort in his post?

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Old 06/26/07, 1:07 PM   #13
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I'm glad that I've never met an EJ team in the Arena. It's a constant fear in Stormstrike.

Originally Posted by Humbaba View Post
Funny how WoWHead has been down for me since last night.
Me too. I laughed, I cried, I used thott instead.

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Old 06/26/07, 1:57 PM   #14
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Chrimeny this game is stale as hell Diospadre. Thank goodness for the BB.

edit note: mid-western midland dialect dictates that the word "anymore" must be substituted with "Diospadre" from this point on.

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Old 06/26/07, 2:54 PM   #15
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Have english speakers collectively forgotten how to use the word anymore all of a sudden? I'm actually seeing people start sentences with it.
 
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Old 06/26/07, 3:05 PM   #16
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Originally Posted by diospadre View Post
Have english speakers collectively forgotten how to use the word anymore all of a sudden? I'm actually seeing people start sentences with it.
Apparently if you can't beat them, join them. From dictionary.com:

In some dialects, chiefly South Midland in origin, it is found in positive statements meaning “nowadays”: Baker's bread is all we eat anymore. Anymore we always take the bus. Its use at the beginning of a sentence is almost exclusive to speech or to representations of speech.

Originally Posted by Bekah View Post
Then go put your dick in a car door and slam it a couple of times to finish proving how awesome you are and report back to the IMANG thread.
 
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Old 06/26/07, 3:13 PM   #17
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Originally Posted by Cowbell View Post
Apparently if you can't beat them, join them. From dictionary.com:

In some dialects, chiefly South Midland in origin, it is found in positive statements meaning “nowadays”: Baker's bread is all we eat anymore. Anymore we always take the bus. Its use at the beginning of a sentence is almost exclusive to speech or to representations of speech.
This region must be wiped off the face of the earth.

(Where the hell is South Midland?)
 
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Old 06/26/07, 3:14 PM   #18
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Eej smells like raw sewage.

ps: thanks for the update
 
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Old 06/26/07, 3:17 PM   #19
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Originally Posted by Scheme View Post
This region must be wiped off the face of the earth.

(Where the hell is South Midland?)
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/South_Midlands ?

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Old 06/26/07, 3:24 PM   #20
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I'm probably wrong about this, but wasn't South Midlands also the locale that spawned the English dialect that Chaucer wrote in?
 
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Old 06/26/07, 3:30 PM   #21
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You know... I just picked up the Merciless Gladiator's Slicer this morning, and realized that the dps upgrade of the straight stats from my old Blinkstrike to this, is more than I'd get from going from the new slicer to the MH Glaive. (Obviously the Haste proc would be enormous).

That IS kinda sad though. I mean, hell, people are still going "I use TF... I might replace it with a BT drop . . . " :P
 
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Old 06/26/07, 3:50 PM   #22
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I hate to see awesome shit end up in the hands of night elves.

No offense.

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Old 06/26/07, 4:14 PM   #23
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Originally Posted by Vontre View Post
I hate to see awesome shit end up in the hands of night elves.

No offense.
Don't worry, he's very sensitive, your cruelty has likely slain him.
 
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Old 06/26/07, 4:21 PM   #24
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Originally Posted by Vontre View Post
I hate to see awesome shit end up in the hands of night elves.

No offense.
Night elves do suck, so that is fair.

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Old 06/26/07, 5:16 PM   #25
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When setting up raid groups, it is important to consider the Night Elf Quotient of each individual group. If any group has more than, say, two night elves in it, the raid will be doomed to failure. At times, raid synergy may demand an inappropriately high NEQ in a given group. Readers should beware of this trap, and not fall for it. The NEQ is supreme to any other considerations in arranging groups.
 
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