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Old 10/06/07, 7:20 AM   #76
Rosvall
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Tarren Mill (EU)
I way too often try to "CTRL + F" when looking for something.

Also, I've often tried too look after fatigue meeter when I'm out running

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Old 10/06/07, 12:06 PM   #77
 Klasto
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Sunstrider (EU)
Originally Posted by Neone View Post
I will often press my push-to-talk key when on the phone...
I've seen me and several guildies do this as well, pretty common I suppose.

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Old 10/06/07, 2:01 PM   #78
Antiarc
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Cenarion Circle
I have, on more than one occassion, yelled "Lern2drive, noob!" at other people on the freeway.

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Old 10/06/07, 2:52 PM   #79
Datto
Glass Joe
 
Orc Shaman
 
Haomarush
When I first looked my schedule for college, I saw the majority of them were in one building. There's also a graveyard in front of the college, which is next to the building with all my classes in it. And of course, the first thing that comes to mind is: "Well, the GY is close, I won't have to run far."

i'm not even good at this game.

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Old 10/06/07, 3:57 PM   #80
Tipme
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Korgath
About Middle Eastern History.

"Lord Kazakhstan finalized their state of independence in 1991"

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Old 10/06/07, 4:13 PM   #81
Cartina
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Tauren Shaman
 
Frostmane (EU)
This is more of a WoW-2-Computer story but I find myself trying to enable Autorun in waaaaay to many games.

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Old 10/06/07, 4:38 PM   #82
akdjr
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Blood Elf Paladin
 
Mal'Ganis
Originally Posted by Bender View Post
When I was heading home with a friend once I told him to hurry because we would miss our bus, and he answered with 'np, i'll just hearths....' about there he realized there is no such thing as a hearthstone outside WoW.
Unless you went to BlizzCon, then you were given your own personal hearthstone!

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Old 10/06/07, 4:51 PM   #83
Tyrn
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Llane
I discovered one day that one of my friends plays Warcraft during a football game at a party. He kept on chasing me without ever catching me on several plays. As I turn back to gloat that he almost had me before I scored a touchdown, between huffing for breath, I hear a "Fucking Druids" out of him.

I doubt anyone will ever understand why I nearly fell over laughing that day.

I reject your paltry reality and substitute my own.

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Old 10/06/07, 9:18 PM   #84
Nott
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Gilneas
While grinding for GM and being extremely sleep deprived, I had to drive 6 hours to move home from college. While driving I tried to distract cars that were driving slow, and tried to stealth/ambush a couple rare cars, as I needed the full 80 honor from them.

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Old 10/06/07, 9:40 PM   #85
Mjollnir
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Pojung
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No WoW Account
There are countless times I try and explain strategic points of view to my coworkers, and must stop from using Prince, 4HM, and countless other analogies.
Similarly, also in the workplace, I try to explain 'hands off' leadership and compare it to how guilds are run and which work and don't etc. Of course, I must stop myself again, as no one would know what I'm talking about.

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Old 10/06/07, 9:52 PM   #86
♦ Praetorian
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Mal'Ganis
Imagine you're watching some college football, and then this comes on TV:

YouTube - World of Warcraft ...wha huh?

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Old 10/06/07, 10:00 PM   #87
vorda
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Jaedenar (EU)
Wow, that must have been one expensive deal.

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Old 10/06/07, 10:06 PM   #88
Pachwa
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That was the dumbest thing I have ever seen.

If history is to change, let it change. If the world is to be destroyed, so be it. If my fate is to die, I must simply laugh.

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Old 10/06/07, 10:10 PM   #89
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Originally Posted by Pachwa View Post
That was the dumbest thing I have ever seen.
It could have been a lot worse, I think

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Old 10/06/07, 11:22 PM   #90
xarg
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Blackrock
My friend asked for a 2 piece tier 5 from KFC the other day.

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Old 10/07/07, 12:00 AM   #91
Camora
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My senior year in high school, I was in JROTC, doing a PT test, or more specifically the running portion. I was on the last lap, completely worn out, and pushing my hardest to pass a person that was about 20 yards in front of me (I had made a bet with him that I could beat him). Right as he is about to cross the finish line, I yell "BLINK, DAMNIT!" without even thinking about that.

I still hear about that one...

Add to that PTT while on the phone, letting game terms slip during conversations, and all the "if only I could iceblock/invis out of this" instances, and I would say I am a pretty lost soul...

Edit: Just happened. Watching the LSU/UF game, a commercial for the Nissan Rogue comes on, and I said "stupid rogues". My dad and brother were sitting next to me, and just gave the the weirdest look.

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Old 10/07/07, 12:21 AM   #92
 Bass
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Mordant
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Originally Posted by Praetorian View Post
Imagine you're watching some college football, and then this comes on TV:

YouTube - World of Warcraft ...wha huh?
That's just awesome.

Also, PTT + phone or other people in the room is always bad business for me.

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Old 10/07/07, 12:47 AM   #93
Maynard
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I sometimes go to Wowhead: Best when viewed! instead of google, and vice-versa.

My friend asked for a 2 piece tier 5 from KFC the other day.
I haven't laughed that hard in days, thanks

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Old 10/07/07, 1:10 AM   #94
Prontopup
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Jaedenar
here is a few of mine that i do A LOT. These are the ones i could think of off the top of my head, many many more that i couldnt think of.

- Of course pushing PTT key when on the phone and playing wow

- I play alliance exclusively and catch myself saying "KEK" or "LOL" too often

- Saw a car accident with my wife in the car and i said 'i wish i could have Fraps'd that!'

- Said 'take a screen cap of this' instead of saying take a picture. /sigh

- Refering to people's crappy cars i see (80's Olds that is barely hanging on) as slow mounts. they should just fork up the gold and buy an epic.

- I watch movies at work or in class all the time and try clicking and dragging to see more of a peripheral view.

- Corrected a paper for my english major class and wrote 'L2spell' after circling a few words. i had to explain why there was a red blob in their paper from me scribbling it out.

- can ANYONE watch a football game where they are talking about players saying things like agility, stamina, strength, defense, spirit, etc. im always like 'they dont need more stam, they need to stack agi!'

- many more i cant think of...

Last edited by Prontopup : 10/07/07 at 1:16 AM.

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Old 10/07/07, 1:20 AM   #95
Morphyous
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Human Priest
 
Cenarius
I wish I could mind vision some good looking chicks that walk by.

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Old 10/07/07, 5:52 AM   #96
Draele
Don Flamenco
 
Human Warlock
 
Thunderhorn
Not me but one time my friend told his brother "Grats on the level!" on his birthday without realizing what he said for a few minutes. Now when we have birthdays we say "Ding!"

I find myself in the hearthstone situation allllll the time. I'll be on campus on the parking deck, traffic is all backed up and I check to see if my HS is up...

Rantings of the Afflicted, a Warlock blog: http://draele.blogspot.com/

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Old 10/07/07, 7:41 AM   #97
BeeLz
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Undead Mage
 
Frostmane (EU)
All my friends call me Beelz, Beel, Biel or Bill by now, because 1 irl friend I played with started calling me like that. A lot of them don't even know my real name :/.
One time I had to play a football game and my father was watching, and once finished he came to me and asked me who that Bill guy was because everyone was yelling his name.

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Old 10/07/07, 8:13 AM   #98
D3cadent
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Decadentxyz
Orc Hunter
 
Jubei'Thos
I must admit to having tried to 'rotate the camera' for a better view when watching certain movies on my computer. God I feel so pathetic when I realise it...

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Old 10/07/07, 8:16 AM   #99
Nevred
Glass Joe
 
Dwarf Paladin
 
Lothar
I was talking to someone about college football today, and I called the SEC the SSC.

About a month ago I was talking to someone about going to the grocery store, and I said "when you zone in" instead of "when you walk in."

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Old 10/07/07, 9:07 AM   #100
Mistaya
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Mal'Ganis
Everyone except my parents calls me Misty IRL. I even introduce myself as Misty to new people, it's always felt like the nickname I never had as a kid.

The best one was probably my boyfriend asking if we could have spaghetti one night and I turned around and told him we didn't have the mats in the fridge. He smiled then I realized what I said and facepalmed. (We both play so wow-isms come up a lot.)

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