I am grateful that I wasn't drinking anything right now. =D

I've had very vivid dreams of playing; it was usually after several very-late-gaming sessions. I think I might have dreamed about scanning the auction house once, though. O_o And, I've definitely pressed push to talk while talking to people.

I used to play a lot of poker before WoW and have been playing more and more again lately. It's taken me a bit to get used to people inevitably laying their hands down and announcing "fold", and realizing they're not addressing me.

My girlfriend and I both play WoW. She likes to jewelcraft and makes a lot of gold from it everyday. One time when we were starting to get intimate she excitedly blurted out "...radiant talasite...". We just looked at each other for a few moments in silence then burst out laughing.

This is both hilarious and sad :P.

I say gold instead of dollars, sometimes.

I'm guilty of saying gold instead of dollars without even noticing until people say "you just said gold you freaking nerd". That's not too bad but there was one time when I was sick and delerious, i walked into town to the hospital to see a doctor and then as I was walking home I had the brief thought that I could just hearth. If it hadn't been brought on by a sickness induced delerium I would have quit playing wow right then, that shit is NOT cool. I also do the Shift-B when I'm sitting around idle on a computer, usually with annoying results (like scrolling to the bottom of 6000 emails in outlook).

I got cut off by a car on the way home, and I actually physically prepared to spit at him before I realised simultaneously:
A) My windshield was in the way
B) I don't spit IRL
C) I don't need to use my mouth to spit; it's a slash command!

Worst PTT in IRL moment: Last years super bowl. When the Bears had their one good play, a kick return for a touchdown I think, I yelled to my wife, "Erin! Get in here!", so she could see the play/replay. (She's a lifelong bears fan.) The group on vent was trying to figure out who "Eric" was and why he was in so much trouble.

My son did the "Ding!" thing for his birthday last month. He just turned 8. I fear I've doomed him to a lifetime of geekdom.

Couple decent ones:

In June of last year, when my old guild was progressing through BWL, we had a rather nightmarish late night and I had to get up early the next morning. When my dad tried to wake me up with a "Come on, time to go" or something similar, I replied, totally serious and groggy as all hell, "Do we have to do the Lab packs again, or are we clear to Firemaw?" When he persisted, apparently I started to bitch about how much I hate Lab packs and tried to go back to sleep.

I was sitting on a porch with some friends, slightly inebriated, reminiscing about the previous evening where a large male friend of ours decided to moon us. It was truly terrifying. After I got done complaining that I could still see it and couldn't get it out of my head, my buddy (ex-WoW player) asked if it was a "BoT" attack. His girlfriend looked extremely puzzled, so he turned to her and said, "You know, BoT! Butt over time!" She sighed and walked away. I had a good chuckle.

The only one I can think of is telling myself "finish this run and you can gain a point into fitness!" during a tough workout. Hey, it works.

I was at an open Zoo recently and passed an archery section... Im sure the board was less than 8yrds away and I was certinaly able to fire arrows at it without problems.

After walking up to it I have concluded that arrows cannot be fired closer than 2 yrds, though tbh you would be better of using it to stab someone in the eye...

All this time I had a queue of ppl also firing arrows at other targets and a bewildered archery instructor standing gaping at me as I day dreamed...

I just shrigged and said "Deadzones definately off" and handed him his money as I ran past the moneky enclosure wondering if they where laughing at me or with me.

Especially because it's such a terrible gem!

Ugh, there's a tailoring boutique-type thing upstairs from where I do my grocery shopping, and when I was slogging through endless bolts of imbued netherweave over the summer in hopes of hitting 375 it made me endlessly furious to see the tailors scurrying about. Dunno why, maybe I have a pituitary imbalance.

Also, the video Gurgthock linked earlier in this thread has been #1 on google video for some time now!

Some chemestry exercises when reading 1g I think it's 1gold for a second.

Not so much WoW related but Elder Scrolls. When I was heavily playing Morrowind I had been completing the quests for the Mages guild all day and into the early hours of the morning. I went to bed at about 2, aparently I shook my wife awake at about 4 with the following exchange.

"You have to tell the mages guild I have their cat!"
"What?"
"You have to tell the mages guild I have their cat!"
"Okay Honey"
Roll over and resume sleeping

Went to eat with friends. Got up from the table and told them "going afk for a sec"

A bit over a year ago I was working on a uni project with some classmates. They were discussing a friend of theirs who is a fellow wow player. Apparently he used "for the win" in a rl conversation and they were wondering what it could possibly mean. For a couple of moments there I was actually baffled as to how on earth could they not know what such a commonly used expression meant and how to explain it to them without just calling them noobs.

Also when half awake I sometimes have trouble determinining if playing or if it's just a dream.

Last weekend at the pub I called a guy fucking ninja cause he ran and sat down at the last empty table.
When I've had too much to drink it has happened that I think of my drinking capabilities as on cooldown.
Was looking for a butcher and wondered where the hell is that damn vendor.

Probably listed already but..
Trying to Hearthstone back home.

This makes me sad inside, but sometimes when I'm dealing with the awful DC traffic commute I get pissed at a driver and in my subconscious I find myself casting immolate at them. Just that trained mental reaction you get, not so much the physical reaction. Its similar to when I grew up playing soccer year round and having that subconscious trained reaction to certain situations.

I'll also confess I'm an OCD WoW /dance user IRL. I have a background in drama and scarcely need an excuse to break out in to the dance routines of MJ in Billy Jean, Chris Farley as a Chipendale, Napolean Dynamite, Saturday Night Fever, or even Toxic. I'm also privvy to WoW flexes, and I'm sure at least one keen eye at the movie I just saw would've picked up my innocent muscle stretch after the movie was, in fact, a tauren /flex.

Lately I've also been using commutes to, from, and between work as an excuse to pencil out cool encounter ideas in my head. I'd just read a book on how spiders build webs, and thought it'd be cool to have a movement-heavy encounter that also reduced your movement speed any time you moved... reach 0% = webbed. Forcing an economy of moving. Anyway...

Told someone that my age was Level 25. Sort of embarrasing. In matter of fact, probably the most embarrasing moment in my life.

Phht, FTW came from Hollywood Squares man. You don't have to play WoW to get that reference.