STONEBULL LAKE FESTIVAL
hosted by Imperial Guard

When: Saturday June 4th, 2005 5PM CST
Where: Stonebull Lake east of Bloodhoof Village in Mulgore just south of Thunderbluff

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The Festival will start with the running of the bulls!

When: 5PM promptly
Where: at the Lakes edge east of Bloodhoof

39 entries will be excepted from level 1 Taurens. The registered racers will be raided into a 40 man raid and the 40th person will be the guild mage who will creates a portal to Ogrimmar. The runners will enter once the portal is opened and make their way any way they can no holds barred to the place where they entered the portal at (StoneBull Lake). Please no Harth Stoning and try to run most of the way. The first level 1 Tauren to start a trade with the portal master will win 25 gold.

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Next will be the Mud Masters Tournament:

When: Saturday June 4th 6PM CST
Where: East of Bloodhoof on the lakes edge

32 applicants will be accepted into the tournament. Once again they will be raid invited and placed into a party with a weigh in offciate. They will have 30 min to fish in Stonebull Lake. After the time has expired. Each contestant will turn in all their fish to be weighed. For each non-descript fish they will get 1 lbs. And anything with poundage will be worth its weight. For example the 15 lbs Mud Snapper is worth 15 lbs. The winner will recieve a cash prize of 30 gold. 2nd place gets a travellers backpack. And 3rd place will be a strong fishing pole.

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Next will be the Best in Class Dueling Tournament!

When: Saturaday June 4th 7PM CST
Where: South of Stonebull Lake and east of Bloodhoof Village

8 Tournies will be held for best in class dueling events.
Druid, Shaman, Rogue, Warrior, Priest, Hunter, Warlock, Mage

Each Class Tourny will have a maximum of 32 participants. And the tourny will be elimination tournament with random assignments to fights. These will be pre-registered only. Entry fees of 10g will be handed over at the time of their first fight. Raids will be used to keep track of participants. All entry fees will be used for each class tourny prize money.

Rules:
Anything can be used is in tourny to win the fight. No holds barred. Fights last a max of 5 min. at which the person with the most hit points wins. Any outside help will be a do over.

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Vendors will be welcome and we will contact major guilds about the event so they might have a pressence at the fair. Any registered Vendor will be supplied with a Blue Cloth Robe to designate that they are selling.

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IG will be supplying free Booze, fishing poles, bait, campfire tender, and Deviate Delite for as long as they last to anyone and everyone.

Look for Red Robed Vendors for these items.

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The Imperial Guard Teamspeak server will be open to the public for chatting and possibly music.

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Goto the non-registration public forum to sign up for any event
http://www.imperialguard-guild.com

This is on Mal'Ganis I assume? I've never heard of Imperial Guard before :/

Sounds pretty neat though.

This is pretty cool

IG is from my old EQ server, Druzzil Ro. I used to be in Forge of Ro, then IG for about a month.

I take it alliance mages for the pvp competion arent welcome :D.

PG or Exordium should attend the festival.

It could prove interesting

Hmm if we MCed someone would they then be affected by aspect of the pack?

Strife can go $*#& themselves for having Rogues attack me when I was fighting demons for the Hunter epic quest.

And I mean actually DURING the battles, not just when I was trying to get there.

I wouldn't mind partaking in this. Of course I would get ganked out the wazoo and eventually get frustrated.

I think a million things can go wrong but can't let that stop us from having a good time. We are talking about having a shout cast server up for music too. Hope to see everyone there!

I would win the Mud Masters tournament, but I'll probably still be taking the GRE at that time. :(

What the hell? How is this turning into an alliance drama post?

We're a guild that raids. I see nothing wrong with that. If you get killed by us, all i can tell you is it's a pvp server. Even if its at an inopportune time, you are very much fair game. Rest assured: you (the average Elitist Jerk) have done it to us (the average Strife member) as well.

On the original topic, when I was in CoL we did a race to menethil on level 1 gnomes which was pretty awesome. I imagine a bunch of inapptly named cows would bring similar enjoyment.

Okay good. I'll make sure to grief your hunters whenever they're working on their hunter epic. In fact, I'll make sure to despawn the demon everytime they try.

Asshole.

Just more support to the 'close this place off for alliance shitheads' argument.

Not me though. :P

Anglakel chill out dude, you take everything we say way to seriously.


Remember how this guild is from www.somethingawful.com Yeah take it with a grain of salt bro.

so wait, which one of you is jeffk?

Evanth

Evanth

EDIT: GOD DAMNIT

jesus christ i've been reading that site for like 4 years (when it was updated).

Yea he does a good job with it. :)