In the words of the drunken sage, Zibro; "We...uh...we're one big happy dysfunkgtional faymmily. That's what Wodin says!" While I still haven't found the time to edit together "drunken Zibro night" as a mp3 adventure, I do have some slices of guildchat I found worth saving up. What's it like to roll with EJ, you ask?

You didn't ask? Oh. Piss off, then.

(Please forgive the graphical quality. My video card's on its way out, I'm afraid. :()

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First off. Warlocks have feelings, too.



Speaking of feelings, here's KP reliving one of our hunters' greatest MC pulls. The setting? Hunter A fails the pull. Hunter B steps up to show him how it's done...



Prodding like that tends to make the hunters paranoid.



Who can blame them, though?



It's okay, though. It's only a matter of time before someone else does something stupid and the raid-rage shifts toward them. In this case, it's the unfortunate Gonktarg. He received a withering tongue lashing on Vent during BWL that Hi summed up nicely right here. Gonk took it quite well, I think.



Anyway, we should get back to the whole love thing. In EJ, it's all about having good friends. Friends are the people who link your most embarrassing piece of loot for the whole raid while you're getting ready to fight Nef.



Friends put you back in line when you step out.



Friends sometimes still have full mana bars when you die, but that doesn't mean they've forgotten about you.



Sometimes your mates are just having an off day and you gotta cut em' some slack, though. I remember one evening that I was in a particularly bad mood and everyone tolerated me anyway because they're cool like that.



Then we raided MC and everyone was sucking, which didn't help my mood much. I tried to fix things, but to no avail:



Everyone seemed to think it would be fun to wipe to a trivial boss.

I remember offtanking a Sulfuron add that some tank had forgotten he was assigned to. It pissed me off a tad.

I cast my Supernova spell in time to save the raid, but my Class Representative had failed me once again. It appeared that in the most recent patch, they'd nerfed yet another of my only useful abilities that didn't require a bloody soulshard. GG, thanks rep. Supernova resisted. Raid wiped.



I was pretty mad so I vented a tiny bit.



Tehax felt my pain. I think he was praying for a power failure or asking the gods what in all hell he'd done, here. They responded by smacking him in the face with a large nametag.



On the next pull, our priests finally remembered how to play their class so it went better. This left people free to muse over my outburst and paladins, I suppose.



After MC, it's back to business as usual. Dios will kick us off by talking about ZG groups.



But why bother with inter-raid trash talk when you have 19 people right there handy?



Sometimes, we get to take Doombert with us. He's like family.



Well...almost.



Cheers.

I read these to see if I am ever in them. And I am disappointed.

This thread is beautiful.

The way to look at it is, "At least I'm not the target of any of the bad ones..." You're not in any of the next batch that I saw, either, but I'm sure it'll happen before too long. Only a matter of time.

For now, you know what happens to the kid when you complete the "get the orphan candy" quest in Orgrimmar?



This:



Who puts that in the middle of their kid's name, anyway? Poor orphans. :(

Voted best thread.

<3 Spoops

Just because I'm cynical about our time constraints doesn't mean I'm a bad person. :(

We killed Nef first shot too.

Haha, I love these threads :)

Hey, that screenshot is from when we were doing comedy lbrs while waiting for BWL and I was the only healer, I kept telling them to slow down because I was low on mana and diospadre said "I don't need heals."

this makes the picture ever funnier I think

Then i ninja'd voone's gem 5 minutes later

Since I don't innervate anyone but myself, I personally have no use for macros.

I laughed so much at you attempting to read that over vent.

See, I read the first paragraph when you put it in the shaman channel and I was like "Oh great, a story about donkey sex." and didn't bother to read the rest of it until I was already reading it over ventrilo. I didn't even realize it was about a man until I got to the balls part.

But I did get through it eventually.

Also staying with the "theme" of the thread, if you are a member of EJ you might be prone to random visits to RP servers at 3 AM when you're full of boredom. Like this:





Also BB do you have a paladin alt on MG?

No but I have a Human Female Paladin on Bleeding Hollow called Bubba B)

Oh sweet, I actually make an appearance in these chat logs this time!

No wonder you guys never banish when it is attacking me. :angry:

Ahhhh that gnome triplet thing was hilarious :D

(:\/)

There were actually about 13 of us, we formed a guild. ;F

Posting itt cause I was in a screenshot.

I am in like 3, how cool is that?

for you alsander, it's actually just a mite sad.

edit: though, you're not being mocked in any of them. that's good :D