I've got more for the weekend or next week, but this'll have to do you for now.

First off, my priest is "leet". This cannot be denied.



As such a priest, I don't bother anyone unless provoked, so I kindly ask you to leave me the hell alone. Thanks. Every time one of your level 60's ganks her, I have to spend the next 4 hours or so on one of my mains making everyone's alliance alts miserable. Anyway, here we go:

So one night I wandered in on the following conversation in guildchat.



ITT, Kewpuh learns the difference between girls and boys.



Later, there was discussion of a goony sort. Taken out of context, I find this particular quote funny on a number of levels.



Here, Bad sums up my opinion of Battlegrounds, thus far. Yay queues. One of these days, I might get to play a few without sacrificing my entire allotment of playtime for the week trying to get in.



In this quote, Falc mistakes my general dislike of humans for a general dislike of everything in general. I set him straight, though.



I'd take his advice, but I've tried being nice to people before...



With halloween around the corner, we naturally talked about it a bit these past couple weeks. (I only got two staffs using all my bloody characters the whole time...wtf was with all the tricks? :()



Here's a shot of an MC run I had lying around. I left it at size and linked it, in case you're in desperate need of a new EJ themed wallpaper or something. Points of note in the shot?

* I'm checking out Quills' ass and nudging Erlend to look, but he remains oblivious.
* Ripper and Neanna are staring each other down and about to draw staffs for some serious priestly beatdowns.
* Bad and Zerena are in the front looking sexy for humans, but are also about 2 seconds from getting ganked by Shamancraft over some "feral" druid comments they'd made.
* Greybone's a ninja, which we already knew, since you can't trust warlocks.
* Verna is having a bad hair day.

http://forums.elitistjerks.com/uploads/hallowedcore.jpg

(Ripper and Neanna didn't go through with their duel, btw. Mhedic reminded them that holy priests don't get to play war.)



Enough about that, though. Let's talk about boobs!



Better yet, let's mix themes and talk about halloween AND boobs.



I guess I'll close with a couple things from BWL. Here's a shot showing how very much can go on in a span of 9 seconds.



I'm not entirely sure what's going on here, but I'm pretty sure it's illegal in most states, so you didn't get this picture from me.



Here Rodnik is hitting up Taeme for some manner of activity I also doubt the legality of.



Never spit on a druid...they think it's an advance.



And, as promised, for suffering through all of that I grant you the truth of our secret strat against Lord Nef.

Behold...



Cheers.

This is a good thread a+ 10/10

slug these threads are the highlight of my day

that made me laugh for a while

Bad you were invited to a secret DC hub and declined? :-(

I don't see any Wubwub quotes.

That's because you are to busy in IF getting blessings from me. :ph34r:

I though it was a trap!

My ass was hotter than normal that night, I had spent an extra 10 minutes doing my "Buns of Steel" workout.

You're in at least two shots in the next one, so pipe down, you. Not everyone can get in on every line of guildchat... ;)

for some reason I have a feeling EJ has a few members that try to be in every quote of guildchat though.

IF only you knew the context of those quotes....but out of context they make me burst out with laughter.

context

is there an option to display the time next to the combat log, or it that a mod?

ctmod does hh:mm, not sure where to get ss from.

damnit elfan where were you during ony, we didn't get to skin her.

I use Nurfed UI to timestamp my chat. If Falconius ever does or says anything funny, I want to have the exact time preserved for posterity.

Z went link dead at the beginning of her lair and was still there after she died. And you know ria has to go to sleep 10 server time. :(

I love your threads slug, especially when they have secret EJ pictures.

Nefarius is pimp.

riding spinnaz

well riding something....

Definately spinnaz.