Time for some detective work :P
Judging by the stats that all forum members have under their posts, I'm a lvl 60 priest. That makes me high enough level to make me think I know what I'm talking about, even when I don't.
I have zero Jerk Points. So I'm not in EJ.
I'm a knight. I'm probably Alliance.

Judging by the avatar, I'm probably a human priest. That confirms the 'alliance' and 'not in EJ' suspicions from above.

Since I'm in shadowform in my sig, I'm probably a shadowpriest. Also, judging by the text, I'm either named NeedsFoodBadly and in a guild called <Jheros>, or I'm named Jheros and in <Needs Food Badly>. (Bonus points to anyone who can tell me where the name comes from, other than "from Mal'Ganis".)
This leaves us with 3 possibilities:
1: I'm a human shadowpriest called Jheros in an alliance guild on Mal'Ganis named <Needs Food Badly>
2: The sig and avatar are carefully constructed lies. I'm an alternate account that Beef made to troll his own forums in one of his diabolical schemes without tipping his hand.
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