Elitist Jerks - razorgore encounter training

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Jeez - am I the only one who gets this? Click on the flash t00n*, choose single player, and run around the room getting eggs (flowers) without dying to dragonspawn, orcs, the controller, or razorgore (slugs, pits, and other nasties).

Admittedly, Elfan and Newladin have an excuse; Razorgore is a little bit of a different encounter for the alliance. You can't simply whore earthbind totems everywhere, you need to have the kited mobs agro the right people at the right times or they will run you down and kill you

I LOL'd when I was playing the linked game for the first time, but maybe I need to reevaluate my sense of humor...

*edit: wtf is wrong with the word T O O N? I can understand hating (and maybe injuring) people who use it to describe their characters, but as shorthand for cart00n (which you also filter. it actually makes sense to use and doesn't make you sound like a toolbag.

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Originally Posted by Cayman,November 16th, 2005 @ 2:04AM

to on being used as shortening for "cartoon" is okay

being used as shortening for "character" is not

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Originally Posted by Cayman,November 16th, 2005 @ 1:04AM

(slugs, pits, and other nasties)

I was grossly disappointed upon learning I could not play as the ravenous slug while trying to avoid pits and devour the brains of that flower-eating bug. :(

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Originally Posted by Slug,November 16th, 2005 @ 8:21AM

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Originally Posted by Cayman,November 16th, 2005 @ 1:04AM

(slugs, pits, and other nasties)

I was grossly disappointed upon learning I could not play as the ravenous slug while trying to avoid pits and devour the brains of that flower-eating bug. :(

This is where real life and computer games differ :(

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Originally Posted by DDP,November 16th, 2005 @ 2:55AM

to on being used as shortening for "cartoon" is okay

being used as shortening for "character" is not

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Originally Posted by Cayman,November 16th, 2005 @ 2:04AM

I can understand hating (and maybe injuring) people who use it to describe their characters,

^^ Who the hell are you?

If he says, "Batman," I'm banning him for life.

He's some dude with a really sweet sig and avatar I mean jeez raylen look at him.

Time for some detective work :P
Judging by the stats that all forum members have under their posts, I'm a lvl 60 priest. That makes me high enough level to make me think I know what I'm talking about, even when I don't.
I have zero Jerk Points. So I'm not in EJ.
I'm a knight. I'm probably Alliance.

Judging by the avatar, I'm probably a human priest. That confirms the 'alliance' and 'not in EJ' suspicions from above.

Since I'm in shadowform in my sig, I'm probably a shadowpriest. Also, judging by the text, I'm either named NeedsFoodBadly and in a guild called <Jheros>, or I'm named Jheros and in <Needs Food Badly>. (Bonus points to anyone who can tell me where the name comes from, other than "from Mal'Ganis".)

This leaves us with 3 possibilities:
1: I'm a human shadowpriest called Jheros in an alliance guild on Mal'Ganis named <Needs Food Badly>

2: The sig and avatar are carefully constructed lies. I'm an alternate account that Beef made to troll his own forums in one of his diabolical schemes without tipping his hand.

3:

Can I ban you yet? I mean, seriously.

I don't know. Ask Kaubel.