Time to purge some old quotes so I can get more caught up in my next one. First off, I can't wait for the new servers. Here's a 13g repair to barely scratched equipment, courtesy of database latency. (I was hoping at first it only counted one...but no...that would be reasonable, so it cannot be allowed.)



Here I am explaining a quest to Jadugar while leveling important priest skills.



Still bitter about the AQ opening event. Yeah.



Pro Druid below.



(Don't use the two druid quotes as an excuse to fag up this thread with feral druid discussion BS, you jackholes.)



Although he's had a stiff bit of competition in form of Exx, recently; Zibro remains king of drunken Vent/Guildchat.



I had to do a few pubbie instance runs a while back. On one run, we had a non-english-speaking Chinese farmer as our rogue. It took us a while to breech the language barrier and get him to sap things, but this guy finally found something that he understood and everything went smoothly from there on out.



Speaking of farmers, I dunno how Blizzard ever finds them to ban them. They blend in so very well.



This quote would be funnier if you weren't aware that they're talking about football.



Speaking of football. This raidwipe on farm-status instance brought to you, in part, by the American football postseason.



On the subject of enchanting.



Artuse is cute, btw...they're just being mean. I wouldn't mind getting healed by her, probably, but she's still underage. Multitrack, thank you. I probably think about other things sometimes. I'm nearly sure of it.



You ever find yourself on one of those raids...?



1kn is a rough neighborhood, yo.



And in case it wasn't obvious to you...



Hopefully my next update will be a bit more recent and entertaining than these. Cheers.

"I just used my first water."
"You use water?"
"I got bored."

:wub: Dark Pact spec

Damn you slug, they'll never give me water again now! :(

Love these threads :)

Yaknow, I would copy and paste all these here...but it's easier just to post the link. This girl, whom I hope is a girl, seems to get hit on from every direction in game. See how she takes it.

http://www.somethingawful.com/articles.php?a=3635

I will tell you, that some of the language is rather obscene, so be careful and know that I warned you.

Sample:

Wow that is a cutting-edge and original humor website thank you for bringing it to our collective attention.

For those playing along at home and slightly confused right now: Elitist Jerks began as the closed beta Goon Squad, members of the SA forums who played together.

There's a front page?

*glances under my table at work* :blink:

I dont just pay for a forum, I play for a forum.

I like how the sarcasm is so clearly signalled by the complete lack of punctuation. That works surprisingly well. I guess it's an ancillary benefit to being a person who bothers to type properly on internet forums anyway.

In some of the screenshots of raid chat, what's the addon that shows
[time][#][Class][Raid][Name]: text
and what is it showing you?

I remember that. I did not know that there was a game on that night.

That'd be the group's number in the raid, so you can filter out unimportant people with [8]

Poor Gurg works too hard.

AQ makes all my dreams come true.

Damn, i wish i knew about lootfilter when i was farming linen for war effort.

It's the only thing that made light and medium leather possible. Crocs having 2-3 pieces of grey trash per croc was nuts.

WHY DID I PAY TEN DOLLARS TO GET IN THIS GUILD WHAT THE FRAK

So me and this NE were cybering..

I could have sworn I've seen that in a penny-arcade, and I'd have linked it if their archives weren't so impossible to search. :mad:

http://www.penny-arcade.com/comic/2006/01/23