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Old 04/25/06, 11:45 AM   #1
♦ Praetorian
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(READ THIS, NEW PEOPLE) - How To Post On These Forums -- FORUM RULES

This is a general discussion forum with a heavy slant towards WoW-related topics, with a typical focus on endgame raiding as well as number-crunching game mechanics. Think of it as a cross between R&D, your class forum, and an off-topic forum, with moderation that is stricter in most ways, and more permissive in others.

This is a private, guild-run forum. I want this to be, above all, a forum I enjoy reading. Thus far, that has been the case, and I've learned a lot by reading posts here, and the caliber of posters here is better than pretty much anywhere else I've seen. I'm grateful for that, and would like to keep it that way.

Some pointers to keep in mind before you post (subject to revision/addition):

1) Put some effort into your posts. Don't spam, don't type mindless drivel and hit Post without hesitating -- this isn't a chat room. Do take a moment to look over your post before you hit Post. I recognize that many posters here don't have English as their first language, and that's obviously understood and respected. Usually those posters actually make more comprehensible and well-constructed posts than so-called native speakers. If your post is riddled with typos and grammatical errors, we're going to assume you're an idiot with nothing worthwhile to contribute, so you're wasting your time by posting. Use capitalization, punctuation, and paragraphs. Keep these forums readable, please. You will be warned and banned if your posts, by virtue of their incoherence, consistently contribute nothing to discussions in which they appear.

2) Don't post blind speculation or pure theorycraft without any support. Whether it's "I've never been to AQ40 but it's obvious to me that C'Thun is ______" or "feral druid DPS is worthless, they can't outdamage anyone" or "X skill sucks, Y is much better," if you don't have some real thought, analysis, or data to support your claim, don't make it. If I want to wade through bullshit presented as fact, I can browse the official forums instead. If some numbers-intensive discussion is over your head, sit back and wait for the conclusions to emerge, or just read something else. Resist the temptation to pipe up and say "I think ____" if you're just speculating.

3) If you "sign" your posts, you will be mocked. You have a profile in which you can and should put all relevant information such that it already appears next to every post. Personally I think the mockery itself and the herd mentality that gives rise to it are as stupid as the thing being mocked, but nevertheless, you don't want to type your name or your initials or some fancy symbol at the bottom of every post. People here will probably ignore what you posted and just make fun of you. It's like being a fat kid.

4) Most people on these forums are from servers other than Mal'Ganis. No one cares about the latest server drama. Save the "lol I just owned you in Searing Gorge" posts for the official Realm Forums where intelligent people will never see them.

5) Fill out a profile. Click the "Profile" link at the top of your screen, then "World of Warcraft." Enter relevant details.

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Old 04/25/06, 11:54 AM   #2
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Originally Posted by Praetorian,April 25th, 2006 @ 9:45AM
3) If you "sign" your posts.....people here will probably ignore what you posted and just make fun of you. It's like being a fat kid.
Actually, it's like being a fat kid and walking around in a t-shirt that says, "I'm fat!" on the front.

Originally Posted by Lyta View Post
I've been trying to concentrate on studying for my Proof Methods test tomorrow, and all I can think of is your hotness, radiating out from the pixels on my monitor, seared straight into my neurons.

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Old 04/25/06, 7:42 PM   #3
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Originally Posted by Kaubel,April 25th, 2006 @ 8:54AM
Originally Posted by Praetorian,April 25th, 2006 @ 9:45AM
3) If you "sign" your posts.....people here will probably ignore what you posted and just make fun of you. It's like being a fat kid.
Actually, it's like being a fat kid and walking around in a t-shirt that says, "I'm fat!" on the front.
We would never have known otherwise. :(

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Old 08/18/06, 11:59 AM   #4
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A lot of new people have registered lately and many are not reading the rules on how we expect people to post. So a quick synopsis:

1. Fill out your profile. - If the space under your forum name is blank, you're not ready to post.
2. Have something to contribute. - Occasional derails are ok. Occasional "quick" replies are ok. But if that's all you have to say, go post somewhere else. And guessing about something you haven't personally tested and then passing it off as fact? That will shorten your stay here real quick.
3. Type in English - You're not exactly typing out a master's thesis, but you are expected to express your thoughts in a way that shows you've been educated past the 5th grade. Save the "ur" and "u" and lack of punctuation for your myspace page.
4. Don't troll. - If all you're doing is trying to irk someone's tators, you're going to get banned lickity split. Trust me.
5. Don't sign your freaking posts - See #1 up there? Yeah. We know who you are, so stop it.

Originally Posted by Lyta View Post
I've been trying to concentrate on studying for my Proof Methods test tomorrow, and all I can think of is your hotness, radiating out from the pixels on my monitor, seared straight into my neurons.

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Old 04/27/07, 1:40 PM   #5
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Adding some other info:

A) If you are new spending some time reading The Banhammer and The Shit Heap to see what has been deemed unacceptable would be a favor to yourself, and everyone else in the community.

B) Please use your judgment when using the report feature: just because someone disagrees with you doesn't mean they are trolling, and just because a post is only composed of a dozen words doesn't mean it is useless. Filing a lot of useless reports is a good way to pick up an infraction.

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Old 04/28/07, 10:19 AM   #6
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Fixed with an announcement. De-stickying once more.

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