She kinda has a point. If she can grow a mustache, why can't you? I mean, come on, two master's degrees. It's almost like she is right. And she doesn't even care if someone knows where she lives or knows her phone number. Oh wait, how sad is that ...

Le sigh.

New lesson: If you're going to troll a thread where trolling is OK, make sure you don't incentivize a mod to look at your other contributions to the board in non-protected areas.

Infraction for mickske: 6. Do not post unless you have something new and worthwhile to say.

Also, get fucked Euro.

Back when I was playing, I had several people in the guild on ignore. True story.

1: No, she hasn't lawyered up.
2: She's talking about lawyering up to gain further attention to her plight and draw sympathy
3: She's fat and the world is repulsed by her
4: Kick her out of your guild, or take those you value out of the guild and leave her to wallow in her own attention whoring and body oder.

It is sad that at this point in her life pity is probably the best emotion she can hope to ellicit from another human being.

OH GOD! How about some spoiler tags or something... I had my mouth open and everything.

I want to pay homage to Tinwhisker's #69. Because I can.

-Rage.

Ow! Right in my heterosexuality.

/bow

I've been working on my dismount.

I said this in the last thread like this but I feel it needs to be said again:

U GUYZ REALLY R JUST A BUNCH OF ELITIST JERKS!

Constantius bolded this section implying that it is not proper grammar. I find myself wanting, because I don't understand what's wrong with the bolded section, beyond the fact that if it was a true direct quote the "as" should be capitalized and that starting a sentence with "As well," is uncommon but not improper.

As usual, Juice, you are a king among men.

I think constantius is being way too nice here. She hence clearly needs one yellow pill of sarcasm, one green injection of bile, and two black tablets of misanthropy, three times a day, taken ten minutes before a meal. Trust me, I'm a doctor*.

Hugs and Kisses,

Illyra

*of Philosophy

And a god among retards.

This is mostly because of the insightful "smiting," although eye-lasers remain an unconfirmed rumor.

ITT: Bad grammar attacks bad grammar

A six-figure salary doesn't help much when you have a three-figure waistline.

Indeed, sucking a mod's dick is best left to PMs.

I've heard from a reliable source that Juice shoots cotton candy.

I made two errors in my posts, and you keen-eyes sleuths found them both. Well done. Have a cookie!

Vitali: PM me, and we'll talk.

I wish people like this would GTFO my class, they make us all look bad. Especially ones that are bad on top of that (I do 1k dps more on Vezax while doing my own mangles) Also, who posts Emalon as a fight to showcase anything? Id find more to make fun of, but I think the thread has already done enough of that (at least from a writing perspective)


Also, Juice is my hero. Screw PMing, I WANT THE WORLD TO KNOW!

Long time reader, first time poster!

As someone with both a Masters degree and a PhD, I believe I am worthy of contributing to this chick's ass-spanking. One has to wonder what she does to earn her six-figure salary (figures after the decimal place don't count, honey) if she has time to write forum posts, e-mails, and PMs to harass everyone remotely connected to the Infractor regarding an obviously justified infraction. No one likes a pretentious cunt.

On a side note, I love you guys! I read this forum occasionally for WoW advice, but daily for the Banhammer. I've directed several of my [non-WoW-playing] friends to the Banhammer to show them that is a haven online free from lol and u. Please keep up the good work. When I do read the regular threads my sanity appreciates that the posts are easy to read.

Taste testing available on request.