Hungtar

She kinda has a point. If she can grow a mustache, why can't you? I mean, come on, two master's degrees. It's almost like she is right. And she doesn't even care if someone knows where she lives or knows her phone number. Oh wait, how sad is that ...

 

Sairik

Le sigh.

 

• Juice

New lesson: If you're going to troll a thread where trolling is OK, make sure you don't incentivize a mod to look at your other contributions to the board in non-protected areas.

Infraction for mickske: 6. Do not post unless you have something new and worthwhile to say.

Also, get fucked Euro.

 

◊ Kaubel

Back when I was playing, I had several people in the guild on ignore. True story.

 

• Juice

1: No, she hasn't lawyered up.
2: She's talking about lawyering up to gain further attention to her plight and draw sympathy
3: She's fat and the world is repulsed by her
4: Kick her out of your guild, or take those you value out of the guild and leave her to wallow in her own attention whoring and body oder.

 

Ashkinassi

It is sad that at this point in her life pity is probably the best emotion she can hope to ellicit from another human being.

 

• Titanstrider

 

Zaq

OH GOD! How about some spoiler tags or something... I had my mouth open and everything.

"I have nothing personally invested in my own opinions. I'm just, like, inviting you to join me on the bandwagon of my own uncertainty." -Taylor Mali

 

4LV

I want to pay homage to Tinwhisker's #69. Because I can.

-Rage.

 

Tinwhisker

Ow! Right in my heterosexuality.

/bow

I've been working on my dismount.

You're a lot of DPS, you know that? You wanna' earn 14 achievement points the hard way?

 

• Stimpson

I said this in the last thread like this but I feel it needs to be said again:

U GUYZ REALLY R JUST A BUNCH OF ELITIST JERKS!

 

Darian_TruBlade

Constantius bolded this section implying that it is not proper grammar. I find myself wanting, because I don't understand what's wrong with the bolded section, beyond the fact that if it was a true direct quote the "as" should be capitalized and that starting a sentence with "As well," is uncommon but not improper.

"A man's IQ, yearly income, sexual prowess, ingenuity, physical appearance and generally every other aspect of his character can be condensed down to four digits: his Arena rating." - Zechsy [70 Rogue - Skullcrusher (EU) - 10/23/2007]

 

Malleus

Internet Regulation #5: Any post in which one you are being a grammar or spelling Nazi must itself contain at least one error of grammar or spelling.

 

◊ Vectivus

As usual, Juice, you are a king among men.

 

Illyra

I think constantius is being way too nice here. She hence clearly needs one yellow pill of sarcasm, one green injection of bile, and two black tablets of misanthropy, three times a day, taken ten minutes before a meal. Trust me, I'm a doctor*.

Hugs and Kisses,

Illyra

*of Philosophy

 

Tinwhisker

And a god among retards.

This is mostly because of the insightful "smiting," although eye-lasers remain an unconfirmed rumor.

You're a lot of DPS, you know that? You wanna' earn 14 achievement points the hard way?

 

◊ Thaeryn

ITT: Bad grammar attacks bad grammar

 

Lookit

A six-figure salary doesn't help much when you have a three-figure waistline.

 

Vitali

People are getting far to hung up on the fact that Constatius made a grammatical error or two.

The truth of the matter is that these forums are moderated by a very small group of people. Constantius has made (at the time of witting this) 2973 posts on these forums. Nyt made a total of 4 posts.

While everyone can run around like a bunch of headless chickens yelling "Constantius don't write gud" he has very clearly made a significant contribution to these forums and to the EJ community.

Given the amount of traffic that comes through these boards - the mods should slam the fuck out of people who don't play by the rules, especially if those people are going beyond the EJ forums to try and disrupt the mods lives.

I'm pretty sure I did this wrong.

 

Lookit

Indeed, sucking a mod's dick is best left to PMs.

 

• Scotch

I've heard from a reliable source that Juice shoots cotton candy.

<Bryne|work>: Scotch is one of the least terrible hunters I have ever had the extreme displeasure to raid with.

Do not click this link

 

• constantius

I made two errors in my posts, and you keen-eyes sleuths found them both. Well done. Have a cookie!

Vitali: PM me, and we'll talk.

Anyone who cannot cope with mathematics is not fully human. At best he is a tolerable subhuman who has learned to wear shoes, bathe, and not make messes in the house. - R.A. Heinlein

 

Shmanel

I wish people like this would GTFO my class, they make us all look bad. Especially ones that are bad on top of that (I do 1k dps more on Vezax while doing my own mangles) Also, who posts Emalon as a fight to showcase anything? Id find more to make fun of, but I think the thread has already done enough of that (at least from a writing perspective)


Also, Juice is my hero. Screw PMing, I WANT THE WORLD TO KNOW!

 

Bivl

Long time reader, first time poster!

As someone with both a Masters degree and a PhD, I believe I am worthy of contributing to this chick's ass-spanking. One has to wonder what she does to earn her six-figure salary (figures after the decimal place don't count, honey) if she has time to write forum posts, e-mails, and PMs to harass everyone remotely connected to the Infractor regarding an obviously justified infraction. No one likes a pretentious cunt.

On a side note, I love you guys! I read this forum occasionally for WoW advice, but daily for the Banhammer. I've directed several of my [non-WoW-playing] friends to the Banhammer to show them that is a haven online free from lol and u. Please keep up the good work. When I do read the regular threads my sanity appreciates that the posts are easy to read.

 

• Juice

Taste testing available on request.