The "Make Fun of This Person" thread for July - Page 6

Hungtar · 07/02/09, 11:03 AM

Originally Posted by constantius

...

Here is her response:

I hope you enjoy being someone who harasses and trolls innocent people.
I hope you feel good about attacking me.
I hope that someday you'll grow a conscience and some sense.
Why would I care if someone knows where I live, knows my phone number, or can see my picture on Facebook? This is public knowledge, and your mention of them sounds more like a threat than anything.

To which I feel the need to link:

She kinda has a point. If she can grow a mustache, why can't you? I mean, come on, two master's degrees. It's almost like she is right. And she doesn't even care if someone knows where she lives or knows her phone number. Oh wait, how sad is that ...

Sairik · 07/02/09, 11:20 AM

Le sigh.

Juice · 07/02/09, 11:32 AM

Originally Posted by mickske

Thank you, I'll write that down in my notebook.

New lesson: If you're going to troll a thread where trolling is OK, make sure you don't incentivize a mod to look at your other contributions to the board in non-protected areas.

Infraction for mickske: 6. Do not post unless you have something new and worthwhile to say.

Also, get fucked Euro.

Kaubel · 07/02/09, 11:32 AM

Originally Posted by Sairik

You unfortunately have no idea. Seconds after I learn of this thread and the epicness of the latest guild drama caused by Nyt (her drama has literally forced an officer to quit WoW, he was so fed up with her), I learn that she has "lawyered up" for "being threatened via email". Being a law student myself, I merely facepalmed. I would go more into her bullshit drama, but I'm sure I'd get gkicked for bitching about it (others have, for getting on her case - no joke, don't ask me why), and all my RL friends are in this guild.

Le sigh.

Back when I was playing, I had several people in the guild on ignore. True story.

Juice · 07/02/09, 11:33 AM

Originally Posted by Sairik

You unfortunately have no idea. Seconds after I learn of this thread and the epicness of the latest guild drama caused by Nyt (her drama has literally forced an officer to quit WoW, he was so fed up with her), I learn that she has "lawyered up" for "being threatened via email". Being a law student myself, I merely facepalmed. I would go more into her bullshit drama, but I'm sure I'd get gkicked for bitching about it (others have, for getting on her case - no joke, don't ask me why), and all my RL friends are in this guild.

Le sigh.

1: No, she hasn't lawyered up.
2: She's talking about lawyering up to gain further attention to her plight and draw sympathy
3: She's fat and the world is repulsed by her
4: Kick her out of your guild, or take those you value out of the guild and leave her to wallow in her own attention whoring and body oder.

Ashkinassi · 07/02/09, 11:45 AM

Originally Posted by Juice

leave her to wallow in her own attention whoring and body oder.

It is sad that at this point in her life pity is probably the best emotion she can hope to ellicit from another human being.

Titanstrider · 07/02/09, 11:51 AM

Zaq · 07/02/09, 11:55 AM

Originally Posted by Titanstrider

http://static.open.salon.com/files/fat_woman1240023267.jpg

OH GOD! How about some spoiler tags or something... I had my mouth open and everything.

4LV · 07/02/09, 12:15 PM

I want to pay homage to Tinwhisker's #69. Because I can.

-Rage.

Tinwhisker · 07/02/09, 12:39 PM

Originally Posted by Titanstrider

http://static.open.salon.com/files/fat_woman1240023267.jpg

Ow! Right in my heterosexuality.

Originally Posted by 4LV

I want to pay homage to Tinwhisker's #69. Because I can.

-Rage.

/bow

I've been working on my dismount.

• Stimpson · 07/02/09, 12:41 PM

I said this in the last thread like this but I feel it needs to be said again:

U GUYZ REALLY R JUST A BUNCH OF ELITIST JERKS!

Montegomery · 07/02/09, 12:46 PM

Last time I checked Strunk and White or my two master's degrees and six figure salary as a writer, starting a sentence with "as well," is not proper grammar.

Constantius bolded this section implying that it is not proper grammar. I find myself wanting, because I don't understand what's wrong with the bolded section, beyond the fact that if it was a true direct quote the "as" should be capitalized and that starting a sentence with "As well," is uncommon but not improper.

Malleus · 07/02/09, 1:14 PM

Originally Posted by mickske

If you're going to diss someone his/her writing skills, then don't try and make any foolish mistakes like this one.

Internet Regulation #5: Any post in which one you are being a grammar or spelling Nazi must itself contain at least one error of grammar or spelling.

Vectivus · 07/02/09, 1:20 PM

Originally Posted by Juice

New lesson: If you're going to troll a thread where trolling is OK, make sure you don't incentivize a mod to look at your other contributions to the board in non-protected areas.

Infraction for mickske: 6. Do not post unless you have something new and worthwhile to say.

Also, get fucked Euro.

As usual, Juice, you are a king among men.

Illyra · 07/02/09, 1:28 PM

I think constantius is being way too nice here. She hence clearly needs one yellow pill of sarcasm, one green injection of bile, and two black tablets of misanthropy, three times a day, taken ten minutes before a meal. Trust me, I'm a doctor*.

Hugs and Kisses,

Illyra

*of Philosophy