When the entire first 2+ pages of our General forums contain completely useful and interesting discourse on WoW-related topics, I know I've been slacking. Here's a smattering of crappy old quotes I felt I should purge to make room for new and hopefully funny ones. I think it goes without saying by this point that reading EJ guildchat or any of these posts is something done at one's own risk. If you're easily offended, however; I have no idea what you're doing on the internet in the first place. Go away.

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This is the pulse effect of some permanent aura, I believe. It's called "American South" on Thottbot, or something like that.



I think I posted this before, but I don't care. Every time I hear shaman whine about 4 totems, I want to stab them in the balls.



Hey...everyone remember the AQ gate opening event?



Conando is racist.



Speaking of racism. This was pretty golden.



Domestic violence begins at home.



I used to think it was just our mages here in EJ, but I am beginning to hear this is actually a universal problem...



(You are pretty much only ever asked to dispense water, keep a single buff on folks, and shoot frostbolts. I wonder how often mages piss their pants for failure to perform parts 1 and 2 of a three part job IRL?)

Anyway, I attribute this next quote to Maniq and it's pretty spot on. SC was trying to recall the exact wording from Vent.



Lawschool has done wonders for Dios' debate skills.



The best priests are so pro they cast spells without even knowing it.



The following pretty well speaks for itself.



Speaking of optimists:



Unstoppably smooth. That's Jad.



Once upon a time I was a shadowpriest. Also, I was extremely cocky and probably hold some sort of record for "most people attacked/murdered while doing my Ringo quest" or something. I have since reformed and should not be killed, for I am a noble and friendly priest these days. Nothing like back then:



This next one was an elf, so I was totally justified in my attack. Anyway, I'm all innocent and sweet now that I dropped shadow spec. Give me hugs, please.




Have you ever wondered what it's like to be Gurgthock? Hmmm? Surely you have. Well I'll tell you.

First, you must imagine being surrounded by an entire raid of brilliant, skilled, and outright hardcore professional individuals at all times.

Can you picture that? Good.

Next, imagine you're taking an unruly swarm of elementary children with ADHD on a field trip.

Combine the two and that should get you somewhere in the neighborhood.

Most guilds manage maybe 2 comedy responses to a given question in a 30 second period. Here at EJ, we excel in all things. Gurgthock has recognized our mastery of all things by naming his very first ulcer after the guild. Here's an action shot from when we were first learning C'thun:



Speaking of C'thun, there's a fight where you have to trust your mates to do right, eh? Trust is a central theme here in EJ. We each have 100% faith in the abilities of one another and it shows. Such unwavering confidence in our guildmates is a huge key to EJ's overall success as a guild.



It's all about faith in your companions, as I said. Moz knows.



We'll start wrapping this up with an oldie but goodie. Ever had one of those days where your crew of elite badasses wipes to the scorpids outside Org? Here's a chat chronology of the worst MC ever, as performed by people who think anything over two hours is running kinda long. The Gilliam quote at the end is taken from a shot in which we're clearing lava packs on our way to Sulfuron, incidentally.



And one for the road. Here was Visus' original take on the kodo mounts, which still holds quite true even today.



Cheers.

Ugh, I can't believe I didn't take any screenshots from MC yesterday :(

ok I'm in one, this thread is good

Interesting quotes, I can certainly see why your guild is popular.

The Mage issue (them not giving water or giving AI) is not unique, damn lazy Mages!

Wait was that the MC I started, then left in tears, and came back drunk?

Because that MC was a pile of shit. Jesus fucking christ. With the green dragons after Garr?

I hear you, our healers have lots of trouble getting AI/AB most of the time.

But I can't really complain, personally. They always give me AI when I ask for a bit of extra Firebolt/Poison SpellCrit, and they've learned to not even bitch in vent while doing so.

Druids without whispercast are WAY too stingy with their innervate, though.

This must have been during the 2-3 months that I didn't play because let me tell you if it wasn't then f u

i never get in :{

Yeah. That 9+ hour MC run composed of like 70% alts with a green dragon break in the middle. Taeme was either drunk or driven crazy by the time we hit Sulfuron and kept saying "Adventure!" every time something got screwed up in a new and interesting way. That's the run. The last screenshot I had from it was around 3AM and we were clearing back to Ragnaros while trying to get the people together to actually kill him. I remember feeling that I should be very angry and hate the whole world after a run like that, but I was just completely numb, instead.

EDIT:
Between "lamp sex" and the occasionally disturbing blurts in guildchat, you've been in there a few times that I remember. ;)

We had an MC run where we wiped to Garr for an hour and a half.

We don't talk about that MC run anymore. Many of us refuse to admit it occurred.

:toot:

There is a vent recording of this, somewhere.

Er.. I swear I didn't recruit him.

Random tell from nowhere:


Even Org general is funny sometimes:

I don't have any funny comments

Crauch likes the cock I think

[Insert Funny Quotes]

My life is boring ok.

haha, was that during that AQ20 run?


EDIT:

Yeah, Wubwub invited me to round out your guys' group on that one. Gohany and I have had run-ins before though... :ninja:

I was just about to say that the EJ forums lost a lot of its humor. Welcome back!:alba:
P.S. Wasn't posted in another one of Slug's quote post?

That Gohanny guy is the pot head who said I had a sensual voice. :(