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Old 01/03/10, 1:32 PM   #1
yupyup
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The first "Have Fun Making Fun" thread of 2010

I don't frequent these forums a lot, and I've never made an account up until this point because, well, the only thing you can get out of this place is "WTF! why didn't you already spend 12 hours on a spread sheet that doesnt work worth a damn/ ZOMG why dont you use rawr?"

But every once in a while when I really feel like being pissed off, I come here and watch Kaubel's crazy, nit picking ass, ban people on the bannhammer. (somewhere I'm positive I'm going.) And I must say, every time I look, he (or you when hopefully you read this) manages to find a new and interesting way of being a complete and udder douche. (thus the aptly titled site) Not only do you manage this, but you also seem to be able to do it all day every day, to the point to where I wonder if you actually play wow, or if your just some dude who landed an administrator's position and has nothing better to do then bitch about someone not capitalizing their "I"s. (for real though, do you play?)

So i just wanted to stop in and congratulate Kaubel on being my personal douche of the year. Good going Biggin, you won! =D

I don't ever plan on posting again or even using this account again, i just wanted to get that off my chest. So you all have a nice day and keep up the awesome Jerkery.

P.S. If another admin sees this first, PLEASE wait for Kaubel to do the honers. I'm positive he will love every second of it.

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Old 01/03/10, 2:05 PM   #2
Kaubel
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Ziero of The Alley Cats doesn't like me. He also thinks I have something to do with the teats of a cow. Anyway, here's your chance to agree with him, or make fun or him, or post pictures of unicorns and dinosaurs.

But since he said he won't post here again, you'll have to chat with him in game if you want to actually discuss anything.


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Old 01/03/10, 2:11 PM   #3
 frmorrison
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Zeiro, I forsee a long life of crappy jobs if you can't handle EJ's rules, maybe a ditch digger is a good job for you!

dinosaurdig.jpg

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Old 01/03/10, 2:40 PM   #4
 emptyrepublic
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Originally Posted by frmorrison View Post
Zeiro, I forsee a long life of crappy jobs if you can't handle EJ's rules, maybe a ditch digger is a good job for you!

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Perhaps a poop scooper!



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Old 01/03/10, 2:50 PM   #5
Esoth
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Originally Posted by yupyup View Post
a complete and udder douche
udderfuckingassholes.com

Alts: http://www.esoth.com/wow/my-characters
Ion: Along with asking why we fight, and learning that our true enemy is war itself, a major theme of the Mists of Pandaria has been killing turtles
Hunter spreadsheet: http://www.esoth.com/files/mop/at_download/file

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Old 01/03/10, 3:09 PM   #6
zirky
Piston Honda
 
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He tried to be funny, but I found this picture of a unicorn fighting a dolphin. It's much more interesting.


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Old 01/03/10, 3:21 PM   #7
Beliandra
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Before you post anything too hurtful in this thread, ask yourself, what would Jesus post?


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Old 01/03/10, 3:34 PM   #8
Repaxan
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Originally Posted by yupyup View Post
udder

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Old 01/03/10, 3:38 PM   #9
 Darkside
I find your lack of faith disturbing
 
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Originally Posted by Silmeria View Post
See this is how engineers argue! Why the fuck we gotta have 17 page threads on how much Diablo 3 sucks I blame liberal arts majors

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Old 01/03/10, 3:59 PM   #10
Beardstorm
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Grats on douche of the year 72 hours into 2010, still ain't got nothing on Robocop though.


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Old 01/03/10, 4:10 PM   #11
Vectivus
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I do hope this poor child has a 'return for refund where applicable' tattoo. My condolences to the parents and family.

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Frankly I don't know how you non-Nordic people can breed in good conscience.

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Old 01/03/10, 4:28 PM   #12
Rahlar
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Maybe if he used Rawr or spent 12 hours on a spreadsheet he'd have realized you don't need 13% hit as arcane.

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Old 01/03/10, 5:17 PM   #13
Montegomery
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I want to know what these honers are, and why Kaubel is doing them.

Did he misspell boners?

Originally Posted by Vectivus View Post
... you could very well have a concerto, but the closest the average listener gets to hearing it is the interpretation as put on by a group of small children with those little rainbow-coloured xylophones.
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Old 01/03/10, 5:26 PM   #14
Broxx
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No wonder he is be so angry, his gear score is pretty low.

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Old 01/03/10, 5:26 PM   #15
JamesVZ
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Originally Posted by yupyup View Post
So i just wanted to stop in and congratulate Kaubel on being my personal douche of the year.
Yo it's only the third of January I'm sure someone could be a bigger douche yet. This award seems a bit...premature.

I'm on that good ping and ventrilo, I've got some down bitches I can /tell. I don't know what I would do without y'all, I'mma raid till I get laid.

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