I don't frequent these forums a lot, and I've never made an account up until this point because, well, the only thing you can get out of this place is "WTF! why didn't you already spend 12 hours on a spread sheet that doesnt work worth a damn/ ZOMG why dont you use rawr?"

But every once in a while when I really feel like being pissed off, I come here and watch Kaubel's crazy, nit picking ass, ban people on the bannhammer. (somewhere I'm positive I'm going.) And I must say, every time I look, he (or you when hopefully you read this) manages to find a new and interesting way of being a complete and udder douche. (thus the aptly titled site) Not only do you manage this, but you also seem to be able to do it all day every day, to the point to where I wonder if you actually play wow, or if your just some dude who landed an administrator's position and has nothing better to do then bitch about someone not capitalizing their "I"s. (for real though, do you play?)

So i just wanted to stop in and congratulate Kaubel on being my personal douche of the year. Good going Biggin, you won! =D

I don't ever plan on posting again or even using this account again, i just wanted to get that off my chest. So you all have a nice day and keep up the awesome Jerkery.

P.S. If another admin sees this first, PLEASE wait for Kaubel to do the honers. I'm positive he will love every second of it.

Deuces

Ziero of The Alley Cats doesn't like me. He also thinks I have something to do with the teats of a cow. Anyway, here's your chance to agree with him, or make fun or him, or post pictures of unicorns and dinosaurs.

But since he said he won't post here again, you'll have to chat with him in game if you want to actually discuss anything.


Deuces

Zeiro, I forsee a long life of crappy jobs if you can't handle EJ's rules, maybe a ditch digger is a good job for you!

Perhaps a poop scooper!

udderfuckingassholes.com

He tried to be funny, but I found this picture of a unicorn fighting a dolphin. It's much more interesting.

Grats on douche of the year 72 hours into 2010, still ain't got nothing on Robocop though.

I do hope this poor child has a 'return for refund where applicable' tattoo. My condolences to the parents and family.

Maybe if he used Rawr or spent 12 hours on a spreadsheet he'd have realized you don't need 13% hit as arcane.

No wonder he is be so angry, his gear score is pretty low.

Yo it's only the third of January I'm sure someone could be a bigger douche yet. This award seems a bit...premature.

I went to this strip club called "The Alley Cat" near Waikiki beach in Honolulu. There was like 60 year old girls working there. All dried up and shriveled, real horrorshow. If you ever go to Waikiki, avoid that place like the plague.

<Elitist Jerks>
No WoW Account

No WoW Account


This guy's detective skills are matched only by his impeccable diction and mellifluous grandiloquence.

Oh my god, it's called Elitist Jerks! How has no one picked up on that before? This guy must be a genius.

You mean these forums aren't about snobbish beef jerky gourmands?

Thanks for making this a joke. Maybe I'll get a tattoo of Kaubel now.

Signed,
Beastcore

Each one of these threads get significantly less amusing. To top it off this poster was clearly trying to elicit this specific response from you.