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Old 01/03/10, 5:47 PM   #16
Steveharris
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I went to this strip club called "The Alley Cat" near Waikiki beach in Honolulu. There was like 60 year old girls working there. All dried up and shriveled, real horrorshow. If you ever go to Waikiki, avoid that place like the plague.

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Old 01/03/10, 7:38 PM   #17
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Originally Posted by yupyup View Post
I wonder if you actually play wow, or if your just some dude who landed an administrator's position
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Originally Posted by yupyup View Post
(for real though, do you play?)
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This guy's detective skills are matched only by his impeccable diction and mellifluous grandiloquence.

A latent appliance fetishist is someone who refuses to admit to his or herself that sexual gratification can only be achieved through the use of machines.
- L. Ron Hoover

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Old 01/03/10, 7:48 PM   #18
Esoth
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Alts: http://www.esoth.com/wow/my-characters
Ion: Along with asking why we fight, and learning that our true enemy is war itself, a major theme of the Mists of Pandaria has been killing turtles
Hunter spreadsheet: http://www.esoth.com/files/mop/at_download/file

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Old 01/04/10, 1:03 AM   #19
• Double-Neg
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JERKS ARE MEAN IM SO SAD QQQQQQQQQQQQQQQ

<Blackpatch> Double-Neg: is this where we believe with sure faith but zero proof in the existence of a boethius who administrates the forums
#EJ IRC, Come by and we will talk about religion!

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Old 01/04/10, 5:37 AM   #20
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“Why didn't evolution make a giraffe good at carpentry so it could build a ladder?” - Karl Pilkington

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Old 01/04/10, 7:52 AM   #21
Mericet
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Originally Posted by yupyup View Post
...(thus the aptly titled site)
Oh my god, it's called Elitist Jerks! How has no one picked up on that before? This guy must be a genius.

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Old 01/04/10, 11:20 AM   #22
Montegomery
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You mean these forums aren't about snobbish beef jerky gourmands?

Originally Posted by Vectivus View Post
... you could very well have a concerto, but the closest the average listener gets to hearing it is the interpretation as put on by a group of small children with those little rainbow-coloured xylophones.
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Old 01/04/10, 1:49 PM   #23
Motrin
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ZOMFG YUR DOIN IT WRONG!!!11!!!11

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Old 01/04/10, 3:30 PM   #24
Thrawnseg
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Thanks for making this a joke. Maybe I'll get a tattoo of Kaubel now.

Signed,
Beastcore

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Old 01/04/10, 4:03 PM   #25
Mman
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Each one of these threads get significantly less amusing. To top it off this poster was clearly trying to elicit this specific response from you.

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Old 01/04/10, 4:47 PM   #26
Douglas
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Originally Posted by Kaubel View Post
Anyway, here's your chance to agree with him, or make fun or him, or post pictures of unicorns and dinosaurs.
I'll agree with one thing he says: it's worth coming here just to read the banhammer forum. I don't read it to get pissed off though. There are some freaking works of art there. I present the following evidence:

Infraction for Aranacule: The Banhammer

Infraction for Endcat: Idiot

And perhaps my favorite of all time:

Infraction for Ifor: Grammatik macht frei

I mean, my god. That's a thing of beauty, that is.

The world is swarming with fucking morons. Reading the banhammer forum can kindle a spark of joy in my heart, as I watch some of 'em get flayed without mercy.

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Old 01/04/10, 4:55 PM   #27
• Jessamy
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I rather enjoyed this one, from just yesterday:
Originally Posted by Kaubel View Post
There really isn't much more to healing than just don't let people die. If your guild wants you to heal more, then find some people with low health who aren't the MT and heal them.


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Old 01/04/10, 5:34 PM   #28
Montegomery
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Originally Posted by Douglas View Post
I'll agree with one thing he says: it's worth coming here just to read the banhammer forum. I don't read it to get pissed off though. There are some freaking works of art there. I present the following evidence:

Infraction for Aranacule: The Banhammer

Infraction for Endcat: Idiot

And perhaps my favorite of all time:

Infraction for Ifor: Grammatik macht frei

I mean, my god. That's a thing of beauty, that is.

The world is swarming with fucking morons. Reading the banhammer forum can kindle a spark of joy in my heart, as I watch some of 'em get flayed without mercy.
I've got a fever, and the only prescription, is more Kaubel.

Originally Posted by Vectivus View Post
... you could very well have a concerto, but the closest the average listener gets to hearing it is the interpretation as put on by a group of small children with those little rainbow-coloured xylophones.
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Monte's LoL Stream

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Old 01/04/10, 5:44 PM   #29
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Originally Posted by Mman View Post
Each one of these threads get significantly less amusing.
Post pics of your mom then.


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Old 01/04/10, 6:02 PM   #30
Lookit
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Originally Posted by yupyup View Post
...manages to find a new and interesting way of being a complete and udder douche.
Why must people malign such an important tool in livestock hygiene?

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