My e-peen has been bruised sir and my honor has been besmirched. I demand the virginity of your first born daughter ... or you could put me on the list!
Champagne and Absinthe is officially very much for the lose. Unless short term memory loss is your bag.
<Fric> I think the only kind of gay buttsex I'd enjoy on any level would be assraping a smug hipster douchebag (also possibly a roid head and/or fratboy/Jersey Shore cast member)
<Zyla> If there's gonna be a dick in the room besides my own, i'd rather it have to be my brother's. You know that kinda sounds bad all typed out like that,
Ignore the original topic. Discuss how great wine + seltzer is.
Only I'm allowed to derail threads into discussions about alcohol.
Originally Posted by Lyta
I've been trying to concentrate on studying for my Proof Methods test tomorrow, and all I can think of is your hotness, radiating out from the pixels on my monitor, seared straight into my neurons.