WARNING

colorao · 02/07/10, 9:02 PM

This thread has doubled my dps along w/better gear, anyway just wanted to say thanks for taking ur time and sharing the info.

colorao · 02/08/10, 3:50 PM

What a joke! You guys cant handle a little appreciation from a new user! Wow the only place for people like you exists in an imaginary online world, brush the chip crumbs from your laps and find a life!

Please kick me from this forum I want you to.........

Clown

Kaubel · 02/08/10, 4:03 PM

Airraid · 02/08/10, 7:06 PM

Uh oh... It's open season again!

Gravebait · 02/08/10, 7:17 PM

UNLEASH THE FUCKING FUR.. UNICORNS!

Rezdan · 02/08/10, 9:35 PM

Warnings are serious business!

dr_AllCOM3 · 02/08/10, 10:27 PM

What did he expect from elitist jerks?

Arakki · 02/09/10, 3:05 AM

WOOOO free range meat!

Rott · 02/09/10, 3:10 AM

In before Pink Spam

Senex · 02/09/10, 3:39 AM

Originally Posted by colorao

This thread has doubled my dps along w/better gear, anyway just wanted to say thanks for taking ur time and sharing the info.

Ur-Time? So Jungian philosophical concepts are the key to doubling one's DPS?

snowman2050 · 02/09/10, 4:15 AM

Originally Posted by colorao

brush the chip crumbs from your laps and find a life!

Clown

I dont know why but I read that as Chip munk first time round, think I need a coffee

Gruturistic · 02/09/10, 5:06 AM

In before the pink avalanche

Belegûr · 02/09/10, 7:16 AM

I think this would make an appropriate warning:

Now let's make it PINK (or is that magenta?)

Enova · 02/09/10, 7:36 AM

Wohoo, it's idiot season again....

Cosa · 02/09/10, 8:25 AM

Yo Dawg i herd you like warning so we put a warning in yo warning so you can warn while u warning

Recab · 02/09/10, 10:53 AM

Originally Posted by colorao

What a joke! You guys cant handle a little appreciation from a new user! Wow the only place for people like you exists in an imaginary online world, brush the chip crumbs from your laps and find a life!

Please kick me from this forum I want you to.........

Clown

I don't get it. Is he calling the person who warned him a Clown? His character name isn't Clown so it doesn't fit in there either....

What a asspirate.

Mericet · 02/09/10, 11:32 AM

This guy went from "appreciation" to "utter jackass" in the space of 1 post. It takes a very special mind to be that volatile. Plus, I don't think I've ever seen someone use nine periods in a row like that. It's a little scary just to know that this kind of person exists. I'm probably going to need therapy.

Fargom · 02/09/10, 11:46 AM

Originally Posted by colorao

This thread has doubled my dps [...]

Double 900 is what now? Can someone help him figure out the answer? He isn't a "math guy."

Amonra · 02/09/10, 12:23 PM

Originally Posted by Recab

I don't get it. Is he calling the person who warned him a Clown? His character name isn't Clown so it doesn't fit in there either....

What a asspirate.

Well he is basically signing off his post as clown, so I can only assume he is calling himself a clown. Which actually fits rather well in this case.

Perhaps a rare example of a time when it is appropriate to sign off a post!

Edit: Actually I can recommend his armory page as good for a bit of a giggle. A nice mix of PVP and PVE gear. Partly skilled up blacksmith and mining skills. And I'm no DK expert but I'm pretty sure the hit cap is less than 473 (like nearly a couple of hundred less!).

I think Fargom's comment was a touch on the optimistic side - given his armory page after the improvements, I'm a little scared to think what it was beforehand. Perhaps he doubled his dps TO 900?

I really lost sympathy for him when looking through his achievements page:
06-Feb-2010 : 1 Mr. Bigglesworth kills.

Tinwhisker · 02/09/10, 12:33 PM

Vectivus · 02/09/10, 1:19 PM

YouTube - Tom Cruise Dance

Cortabre · 02/09/10, 3:47 PM

i'm really digging his alternate 71 frost spec

Wyatt Riot · 02/09/10, 5:04 PM

Originally Posted by colorao

This thread has doubled my dps along w/better gear, anyway just wanted to say thanks for taking ur time and sharing the info.

This got me thinking. What if all of the advice people give, the suggestions about talent choice and optimal spell rotation, what if it means nothing? What if you just get better gear and your damage output scales with it? What if this man is a modern-day Percy Spencer, working on magnetrons and suddenly out pops a microwave oven! Maybe we should just concentrate on inflating our gear scores at the cost of itemization and theorycrafting and everything else will fall into line!

TL,DR version: The goggles, they do everything!

Oh god, I'm so drunk on stuffed-crust pizza right now.

Zynth · 02/09/10, 6:00 PM

Originally Posted by Cortabre

i'm really digging his alternate 71 frost spec

I like how he managed to skip 2 of the best talents. This is what happens when you over inflate the bottom of a tree, the kids getting off the short bus run out of points before they can get the good talents.

P.S. Thank you for starting my day off right EJ.

P.S.S. can an1 chek my armory n tell me y my dps suks?!?!?!?!11

gia · 02/09/10, 9:03 PM

I have a feeling this flash game is appropriate for this thread:

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