I have another topic for heated debate which we can bring up every year with a new thread, never reach consensus on, and never convince anyone of anything regarding:

Optimal Christmas Movie Cycles.

Please note, each version of Miracle on 34th Street counts as a separate movie, and the colorized version is effectively distinct from the black and white one.

For what it's worth, anyone will convince me of anything if they can come up with a compelling reason why SciFi was airing the original Planet of the Apes movie as its kickstart to the holiday movie marathon. A message as to some scheduler's holiday shopping experience? "Get your hands off me, you @#$@ dirty apes!"? I suspect it will be one of the ineffible mysteries of the ages.

Edit: Merry Christmas, I even went ahead and provided a preliminary graff. The axiseseses are Movie Combo Points versus Edification, obviously.

Merry Christmas all, and best wishes in the New Year.

Merry Christmas to all of you.

*Bounces around the kitchen and goes back to cooking for the horde(s).*

My grandma just one-shotted my little brother with a hardback copy of the Constitution of the United States of America. The look on his face just reinforced my belief that Christmas is indeed a magical time of year. But honestly, the constitution?

Joyeux Noel from the land of poutine and incessently polite people!

Merry X- mas, Fröhliche Weihnachten.


Btw:
When do we get our special x-mas edition Patchwerk thread?

Suggested Titles:
"The mistletoe buff and healing on Patchwerk"
"Triviliazing encounters: Patchwerk and the mistletoe buff"

Don't be lazy. Provide Spreadsheets.

Happy Holidays to all!

Add Irving Berlin's "White Christmas" with Bing Crosby to the list.

For Christmas, I managed to log in to the Wowiverse only for to make mooncloth, and loot the Wand of Winter Cheer!

Happy Boxing Day!