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Deep Question for the GM


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That's right you filthy tree hugging, animal fucking degenerates: BEAST LORE. EAT IT. SUCK IT THE F*** DOWN. That is the one advantage I hold over you at any time: YOUR DIGNITY. I may never stand a chance at killing you, BUT I CAN SEE YOUR LORE. It is a sordid tale of peanut butter-slathered genitalia, laser chickens, and trees that do not dance and I can see it all. The lot of you have no shame.
 
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Old 07/13/07, 1:35 PM   #2 (permalink)
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ROFL. That is hilarious. I can't believe he actually answered you.
 
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Old 07/13/07, 1:53 PM   #3 (permalink)
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Pointless, but funny post.

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Old 07/13/07, 2:27 PM   #4 (permalink)
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Autosexuality.

This will be the term we use in the future for doing exactly what you described.

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I am coming for you Apate.
 
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Old 07/15/07, 12:00 AM   #5 (permalink)
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This just made my day, congrats.
 
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Old 07/15/07, 5:07 AM   #6 (permalink)
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ROFL. That is hilarious. I can't believe he actually answered you.
The best part by far is that he "polled some of [his] fellow Game Masters."
 
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Old 07/16/07, 3:16 PM   #7 (permalink)
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I'm amazed the GM actually responded, and with a ~serious answer.

Personally I'd say it's both 1 and 2. Masturbation implies just 1 person, but that situation definitely meets the criteria for both incest and homosexualoty.

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i love the BB. where else can i get ridiculous intelligent conversation about the physics of suicide without having people look at me like i'm the most morbid person they've ever met.
 
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Old 07/19/07, 10:16 AM   #8 (permalink)
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Gms tend to respond to some odd questions. I apologize at the size of the image but its not mine but I had to share it when I saw this thread.

 
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Old 07/23/07, 7:18 AM   #9 (permalink)
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I think the best part of that quote was "after polling some of my fellow gamemasters".

Ah, some GM's really make WoW a better place.
 
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Old 07/24/07, 7:26 AM   #10 (permalink)
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Ironically enough, I think the best thing in the chat session was :
Bezeten has died
Jatz has died

People actually dying in relation to this kind of chat sessions would make me laugh to tears!
 
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Old 07/25/07, 6:35 PM   #11 (permalink)
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I love the GM's answer to it, I would go with homosexual and incest as the answer personally.

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Plus, my anus is painfree and still virginal!
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it seems when it comes to this crap I could reach into a barrel of vagina and pull out an asshole!
 
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Old 07/27/07, 3:41 PM   #12 (permalink)
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The funniest part is, he supposedly asked his co-workers for their input.

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It was a question of how the abilities of the fight are handled. I did not know the answer so I come to the place where I expect to see well formulated, concise and correct answers. Not snotty comments. - eclectic778

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Old 07/30/07, 1:40 AM   #13 (permalink)
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lol

wow i cant believe he did and he asked some of his friends too lol
 
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Old 07/31/07, 2:23 PM   #14 (permalink)
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heh, you can make a fair point for all three and I still forget what conclusion we came to after all of the discussion on it...I've posed this question to hundreds of people after a friend posed it to me 5 years ago or so.

I still go with masturbation and homosexuality...
 
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Old 08/04/07, 11:11 AM   #15 (permalink)
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I'd totally do me if I wasn't a guy.
 
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Old 08/04/07, 9:09 PM   #16 (permalink)
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Not sure if everyone's seen this already, but it's classic.
 
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Old 08/27/07, 3:07 PM   #17 (permalink)
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Random post inc.

This was way back in the day of ZG and we had a problem with a master looter bug so we decided to ticket, no help of course so the paladin decided to ask the gm a random question, no ss sadly.

<Paladin> What would happen if the Unstoppable force and the Immovable Object were to hit each other?
<GM> Chuck Norris would die!

was funny at the time!
 
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Old 08/27/07, 6:03 PM   #18 (permalink)
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Originally Posted by zenii View Post

Not sure if everyone's seen this already, but it's classic.

I saw that on the WoW boards as well, and while the GM certainly isn't going out of his way to be helpful, the player doesn't help the issue at all. In that screenshot, he whispers the GM fourteen times without once explaining in detail what the actual problem is.

If you don't clearly and concisely explain what your problem is, don't be surprised when you get brushed off. It would indeed be great if all 300 of the people hired by Blizz as GMs were unending wells of empathy for players wanting to complain about losing points due to an arena team mate DCing during a match (or whatever this player was getting ready to complain about) but the simple fact is that they are only human, and if you're not going to help them by simply and accurately describing your issue, you don't deserve much help.
 
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