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Old 08/04/07, 3:47 AM   #1 (permalink)
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Making Stuff Up Makes You Look Silly

Our enchanting druid posted this on our forums a while ago:



And today added...

 
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Old 08/11/07, 9:26 PM   #2 (permalink)
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what the fuck does gz mean
 
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Old 08/11/07, 9:31 PM   #3 (permalink)
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Grats in Europe speak.
 
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Old 08/11/07, 9:44 PM   #4 (permalink)
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Yikes that is pretty damn funny.
 
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Old 08/11/07, 9:49 PM   #5 (permalink)
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ps !!11!!11! isnt funny anymore and hasnt been since like 2002
 
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Old 08/11/07, 11:22 PM   #6 (permalink)
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I love stories that have karma coming back to bite people in the ass. I have a good one from a few years back from my old guild.

There was a hunter in our guild by the name of Clinttaurus. One day, he ended up getting his name reported, and had to change it to Clintt. The short version of the story is he found out who had reported his name. About a year later, the person who reported his name applied to our guild...and was generally being a fawning ass-kisser hoping to get in for the loot train and the first reply to his app was:

Posted by Clinttaurus

ROFL

karma is a bitch

you reported the wrong hunter's name faggot

<3 Clintt(aurus)

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Originally Posted by Praetorian View Post
Speaking of mangling English, "wherefore" means why, not where.

So you were saying "why are you beta key" which isn't really very helpful.
 
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Old 08/12/07, 2:29 AM   #7 (permalink)
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Wait what?

Who Snowy?

 
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Old 08/12/07, 3:12 AM   #8 (permalink)
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Originally Posted by Pyrul View Post
Wait what?

Who Snowy?
Remember Aacien (a hunter) reported Clintt's name.. then he apped about a year later. It was such delicious irony.

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Originally Posted by Praetorian View Post
Speaking of mangling English, "wherefore" means why, not where.

So you were saying "why are you beta key" which isn't really very helpful.
 
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Old 08/13/07, 12:06 PM   #9 (permalink)
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Originally Posted by Snowy View Post
Remember Aacien (a hunter) reported Clintt's name.. then he apped about a year later. It was such delicious irony.
How was he able to find out who reported his name?
 
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Old 08/13/07, 3:17 PM   #10 (permalink)
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Originally Posted by Pachwa View Post
Grats in Europe speak.
We have a different leetspeak from USians? I never knew.
 
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Old 08/13/07, 3:33 PM   #11 (permalink)
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Originally Posted by Sarutobi View Post
How was he able to find out who reported his name?
Short version, he bragged about it to to some of his friends, who ended up blabbing about it later.

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Speaking of mangling English, "wherefore" means why, not where.

So you were saying "why are you beta key" which isn't really very helpful.
 
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Old 08/14/07, 4:39 PM   #12 (permalink)
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22 days later, he could have upgraded his weapon :p
 
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Old 08/25/07, 5:29 PM   #13 (permalink)
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Originally Posted by Camaris View Post
We have a different leetspeak from USians? I never knew.
Leetspeak? I'd hardly call it that, it's just an abbreviation of "Grats". Er, is there a word for an abbreviation of an abbreviation?
 
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Old 08/25/07, 7:00 PM   #14 (permalink)
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If it wasn't for the Euros and their grammatical shortcuts, we'd eliminate about 80% of all reported posts.
 
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