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Old 01/22/08, 4:39 AM   6 links from elsewhere to this Post. Click to view. #1
 DeeNogger
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When you gotta go, you gotta go.

Some reasons for going afk are better than others. This is probably the best.
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Old 01/22/08, 9:35 PM   #2
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What, he doesn't have a wireless keyboard and a friend who can stand by his monitor and shout out what's happening??
 
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Old 01/23/08, 9:52 AM   #3
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Raiding on a laptop with wireless has its advantages.

-In our country, any CBC reporter can dream of becoming head of state.
 
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Old 01/23/08, 10:04 AM   #4
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I'm impressed that he almost spelled diarrhea right in the face of certain bowel cramps and tp burn. That's a tough word to remember.
 
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Old 01/23/08, 11:25 AM   #5
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He missed an 'r'

Anyway, I do hope that wasn't the MT

Originally Posted by XI- View Post
In summary, TBC raiding is easy. 9/10 encounters can be summarized with 1 phrase. Stay out of the fucking fire. If this is too difficult BWL was still there last I checked, so go have at it for some practice.
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You people are idiots
Guilty as charged ^
 
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Old 01/24/08, 9:07 AM   #6
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lol ganadar is a raid leader
 
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Old 02/02/08, 10:45 AM   #7
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Originally Posted by Ozzmar View Post
I'm impressed that he almost spelled diarrhea right in the face of certain bowel cramps and tp burn. That's a tough word to remember.
Except that it's 'diarrhoea' in civilised parts of the world... :-)
 
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Old 02/03/08, 5:21 PM   #8
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"Diarrhea" is the US version of the word.
"Diarrhoea" is the English word.

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Paladins do have an ability to heal multiple people at once. It's called Divine Storm. ><
 
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Old 02/05/08, 7:15 PM   #9
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This guy isn't alone.

Recently one of our rogues had a stomach virus and severe diarrhea. During phase one Illidan all of a sudden he yells afk poop on vent. I thought he was joking, but he ran his guy to the side for parasites and really did go to the bathroom for a good 4 minutes or so. We stopped dps until he got back and killed Illidan. We still give him shit about it
 
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Old 02/05/08, 8:06 PM   #10
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We had a shaman who's bowels were like clockwork, every night about ten minutes to 9 we'd get a "AFK Poop" in raid chat. Sometimes we'd also get a "OK I brought the laptop in the bathroom with me, go ahead and pull" message as well.

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You already have Holyform.
 
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Old 02/05/08, 8:36 PM   #11
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We still give him shit about it
Pun intended?
 
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Old 02/05/08, 10:21 PM   #12
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Of course, that's why the smiley is there.
 
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Old 02/11/08, 8:20 AM   #13
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"OK I brought the laptop in the bathroom with me, go ahead and pull"

... during the ...

"Someone can decurse me ? ... pls ... pls ! i simply cant ... DECURSE PLZ !"
 
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Old 02/20/08, 12:44 AM   #14
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Originally Posted by Merple View Post
Raiding on a laptop with wireless has its advantages.
I hope for the sake of your fellow raiders that you don't use voice activation.
 
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Old 02/21/08, 7:07 AM   #15
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I'd like to thank all of you in this thread, I have pneumonia and am now in pain from laughing.

A couple of my friends like to tell each other 'afk code brown', whether it's during raid or even randomly on MSN. I don't know what it is about telling others that you have to crap that is so satisfactory.
 
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Old 02/29/08, 7:08 PM   #16
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Yeah well, I see your Diarrhea, and raise you...



I was ROFLing too much that I couldn't SS the part after "it gets worse" and now I can't remember it
 
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Old 04/09/08, 2:41 AM   #17
Hunding
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Our MT takes fairly regular bio breaks, and while we were working on Kael we pulled while he was afk taking one.

We realized this in P1 after the MD went off on the second guy and he wasn't moving. We recovered by having one of our bears pick it up, and end up doing 60% of his health before he came back.
 
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Old 04/09/08, 3:28 PM   #18
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