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01/22/08, 4:39 AM
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#1
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Red Coat
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When you gotta go, you gotta go.
Some reasons for going afk are better than others. This is probably the best.
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01/22/08, 9:35 PM
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#2
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Piston Honda
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What, he doesn't have a wireless keyboard and a friend who can stand by his monitor and shout out what's happening??
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01/23/08, 9:52 AM
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#3
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King Hippo
Merple
Undead Priest
No WoW Account
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Raiding on a laptop with wireless has its advantages.
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-In our country, any CBC reporter can dream of becoming head of state.
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01/23/08, 10:04 AM
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#4
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Don Flamenco
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I'm impressed that he almost spelled diarrhea right in the face of certain bowel cramps and tp burn. That's a tough word to remember.
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01/23/08, 11:25 AM
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#5
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King Hippo
Night Elf Hunter
Moonglade (EU)
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He missed an 'r'
Anyway, I do hope that wasn't the MT 
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Originally Posted by XI-
In summary, TBC raiding is easy. 9/10 encounters can be summarized with 1 phrase. Stay out of the fucking fire. If this is too difficult BWL was still there last I checked, so go have at it for some practice.
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Originally Posted by Kaubel
You people are idiots
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Guilty as charged ^
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01/24/08, 9:07 AM
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#6
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stop kissing Gurgs ass 24/7
Raylen
Undead Priest
<WOOP WOOP WOOP>
No WoW Account
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lol ganadar is a raid leader
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02/02/08, 10:45 AM
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#7
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Chief Passenger
Schizzle
Gnome Rogue
No WoW Account (EU)
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Originally Posted by Ozzmar
I'm impressed that he almost spelled diarrhea right in the face of certain bowel cramps and tp burn. That's a tough word to remember.
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Except that it's 'diarrhoea' in civilised parts of the world... :-)
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02/03/08, 5:21 PM
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#8
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Piston Honda
Draenei Priest
Stormscale (EU)
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"Diarrhea" is the US version of the word.
"Diarrhoea" is the English word.
Cambridge Dictionaries Online - Cambridge University Press
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Originally Posted by Ulthwithian
Paladins do have an ability to heal multiple people at once. It's called Divine Storm. ><
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02/05/08, 7:15 PM
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#9
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Von Kaiser
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This guy isn't alone.
Recently one of our rogues had a stomach virus and severe diarrhea. During phase one Illidan all of a sudden he yells afk poop on vent. I thought he was joking, but he ran his guy to the side for parasites and really did go to the bathroom for a good 4 minutes or so. We stopped dps until he got back and killed Illidan. We still give him shit about it 
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02/05/08, 8:06 PM
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#10
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My Ice Stone has Melted
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We had a shaman who's bowels were like clockwork, every night about ten minutes to 9 we'd get a "AFK Poop" in raid chat. Sometimes we'd also get a "OK I brought the laptop in the bathroom with me, go ahead and pull" message as well.
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Originally Posted by Vaccine
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02/05/08, 8:36 PM
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#11
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Von Kaiser
Human Paladin
Stormreaver
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Originally Posted by Gorb
We still give him shit about it 
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Pun intended?
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02/05/08, 10:21 PM
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#12
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Von Kaiser
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Of course, that's why the smiley is there.
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02/11/08, 8:20 AM
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#13
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Human Priest
Ysondre (EU)
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"OK I brought the laptop in the bathroom with me, go ahead and pull"
... during the ...
"Someone can decurse me ? ... pls ... pls ! i simply cant ... DECURSE PLZ !"
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02/20/08, 12:44 AM
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#14
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Glass Joe
Night Elf Rogue
Kor'gall (EU)
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Originally Posted by Merple
Raiding on a laptop with wireless has its advantages.
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I hope for the sake of your fellow raiders that you don't use voice activation.
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02/21/08, 7:07 AM
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#15
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Glass Joe
Night Elf Priest
Cenarius
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I'd like to thank all of you in this thread, I have pneumonia and am now in pain from laughing.
A couple of my friends like to tell each other 'afk code brown', whether it's during raid or even randomly on MSN. I don't know what it is about telling others that you have to crap that is so satisfactory.
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02/29/08, 7:08 PM
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#16
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Glass Joe
Draenei Shaman
Lightbringer
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Yeah well, I see your Diarrhea, and raise you...
I was ROFLing too much that I couldn't SS the part after "it gets worse" and now I can't remember it
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04/09/08, 2:41 AM
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#17
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Glass Joe
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Our MT takes fairly regular bio breaks, and while we were working on Kael we pulled while he was afk taking one.
We realized this in P1 after the MD went off on the second guy and he wasn't moving. We recovered by having one of our bears pick it up, and end up doing 60% of his health before he came back.
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04/09/08, 3:28 PM
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#18
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