I truly feel for you Tag, hope things are turning for the better, saw the Kill-shot of Felmyst. I'll have alot of free time on my hands now that we've killed every thing so if you ever need help on some thing don't hesitate to ask.
Yeah... Hate having a dumb wipe on Kale due to a new recruit taking a wrong portal.
On Felmyst this week our pally tank got a BoP when I called out for someone to BoP myself (A resto shammy). Needless to say it was on that last air phase and we wiped at 1%. I was lol'ing irl, but vent seemed very flustered at the situation!
I am the <GM> of my guild and it is interesting the wipes I get as well. In fact, its sad we are wiping at all the times we do. Mostly people being stupid but I get the occasional funny excuses as to why we wipe.
"Oops..... deep wound did not just happen on that target I sware ....."
"Swipe is supposed to hold aggro from our WW and Multi-Shot spam!"
"Wrong button.... deathcoil should not be that close to soulshatter...."
"I can't install omen...... I don't have enough harddrive space"
"Lag, tab targeting and "WoWhead" do not mix"
"Drinking makes me better at wow.... for some reason I tank better...." (Sadly he was doing fine till that second when he grabbed half of Kara) (Yes..... Kara .... thats a sad statement)
"I did this like 6 months ago..... anyone else remember these pulls?" (Trash through TK ....)
There are like a ton more quotes besides the comments that proceed and are discussed in vent ..... defidently makes life interesting I guess....