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Old 05/30/08, 11:07 PM   #1 (permalink)
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Painful wipes

Brut wipes always hurt in odd places.

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Old 06/04/08, 10:30 AM   #2 (permalink)
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Old 06/05/08, 5:46 AM   #3 (permalink)
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If a time stamp was present, it would make it that much more sweeter.

Stop bringing lambs to the raid and you might succeed.

Fucking animal fuckers.

 
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Old 06/05/08, 12:43 PM   #4 (permalink)
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I truly feel for you Tag, hope things are turning for the better, saw the Kill-shot of Felmyst. I'll have alot of free time on my hands now that we've killed every thing so if you ever need help on some thing don't hesitate to ask.
 
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Old 06/08/08, 1:55 PM   #5 (permalink)
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Yeah... Hate having a dumb wipe on Kale due to a new recruit taking a wrong portal.

On Felmyst this week our pally tank got a BoP when I called out for someone to BoP myself (A resto shammy). Needless to say it was on that last air phase and we wiped at 1%. I was lol'ing irl, but vent seemed very flustered at the situation!
 
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Old 08/11/08, 2:16 PM   #6 (permalink)
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Worse reasons to wipe

I am the <GM> of my guild and it is interesting the wipes I get as well. In fact, its sad we are wiping at all the times we do. Mostly people being stupid but I get the occasional funny excuses as to why we wipe.
  • "Oops..... deep wound did not just happen on that target I sware ....."
  • "Swipe is supposed to hold aggro from our WW and Multi-Shot spam!"
  • "Wrong button.... deathcoil should not be that close to soulshatter...."
  • "I can't install omen...... I don't have enough harddrive space"
  • "Lag, tab targeting and "WoWhead" do not mix"
  • "Drinking makes me better at wow.... for some reason I tank better...." (Sadly he was doing fine till that second when he grabbed half of Kara) (Yes..... Kara .... thats a sad statement)
  • "I did this like 6 months ago..... anyone else remember these pulls?" (Trash through TK ....)

There are like a ton more quotes besides the comments that proceed and are discussed in vent ..... defidently makes life interesting I guess....
 
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Old 08/11/08, 3:08 PM   #7 (permalink)
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Bad druids causing wipes on lurker
 
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Old 08/11/08, 3:37 PM   #8 (permalink)
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Yeah and this is why all threads in here are going to be locked after the first post.
 
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Old 08/11/08, 3:44 PM   #9 (permalink)
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Guild chat logs are so funny though, Maniq!
 
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