Everyone has commitments.

I've seen worse commitments on officer chat before, though

I was going to accuse you of blocking out the names because you were one of the two people talking in that and didn't want people to call you out on posting your own sweet jokes in this forum, but then I realized that it consisted solely of correctly spelled words.

no it didn't

I post my own hilarious jokes all the time for there is no greater source of comedy than what is between my two ears. That being said, the above isnt me.

Tag, I want you to pay close attention to Gurg's comment: