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Old 02/04/09, 8:44 PM   1 links from elsewhere to this Post. Click to view. #1
 Bad Luck
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Zarplex can't win

There will always be a Kadrok there to best him.

 
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Old 02/04/09, 10:30 PM   #2
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Oh Bowie, you shape shifting card!
 
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Poor Nate

[10:41] <James> 90% of the EJ boards in 10 years will be dudes that bounce around from game to game looking for the NEXT BIG WOW but all of them will ultimately fail them at level 20
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Old 02/04/09, 10:38 PM   #3
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Fuck even 15 imaginary people kicked my ass.
 
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Old 02/04/09, 11:16 PM   #4
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Originally Posted by Zarplex View Post
Fuck even 15 imaginary people kicked my ass.
That goes to show you just how terrible you really are. It's pretty impressive
 
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Old 02/05/09, 1:17 AM   #5
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BEST. HUNTARD. EVER.
 
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This is the best thing.

Why Hunters suffer...
How can you help?
I can shoot things and then make my pet move toward them.
Benefactor's Bar learns you some goodness quicklike...
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It's like Xi mad libs. Fill in with your latest opinion that nobody cares about!
 
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Old 02/05/09, 4:27 PM   #6
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Originally Posted by Kadrok View Post
That goes to show you just how terrible you really are. It's pretty impressive
It's amazing. Czarplex can never disappoint because no one ever expects anything in the first place. <3

[W:From] [Kadrok]: I switched my DI button with the RPG-GG from Wintergrasp, apparently. I tried to shoot you with a rocket
[R] [80:Chocula]: druids are literally the best class
<Nite_Moogle> i miss raiding with carebare :< she makes me feel like i am not the only person that hates everyone
[R] [80:Werebeef]: q: what do you tell a shaman who's been nerfed twice a: nothing you already totem twice
[G] [80:Pyla]: yeah, I can take 2 inches, but once it gets over a half foot or so I get sick
 
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Old 02/05/09, 9:44 PM   #7
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Fuck even 15 imaginary people kicked my ass.
Questionable, by your count you run with a solid 9 healers? Good Lord...
 
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Old 02/05/09, 10:18 PM   #8
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Originally Posted by Neurosisxeno View Post
Questionable, by your count you run with a solid 9 healers? Good Lord...
"DamageMeters: Report on 10/10 sources," while Kadrok's "report" has 25 sources.

Zarplex, just remember that they only hate us because they're jealous of our Male Blood Elf sexiness.

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I'd instead phrase [love] as "having the other person's happiness as a precondition for your own."
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To put this another way, to raid with Gurg is to love him.
 
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Old 02/06/09, 2:18 AM   #9
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Originally Posted by Fayrn View Post
Zarplex, just remember that they only hate us because they're jealous of our Male Blood Elf sexiness.
I can hardly blame them, it's A LOT of sexy.
 
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Old 02/06/09, 4:34 AM   #10
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BEST. HUNTARD. EVER.
 
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The only Male Blood Elf in this thread that DOESN'T suck is Kadrok. All the other ones suck.

Why Hunters suffer...
How can you help?
I can shoot things and then make my pet move toward them.
Benefactor's Bar learns you some goodness quicklike...
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Old 02/08/09, 6:58 PM   #11
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Zarplex I just wanted to let you know that "=(" is not a number, so you shouldn't feel too ashamed.
 
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