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03/04/09, 1:39 AM
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I find your lack of faith disturbing
Orc Death Knight
Mal'Ganis
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They Make That?
Poor Nokani.

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<XI|> if your dog barks do you debate the philosophical reason behind him barking
<XI|> no
<XI|> you say shut up idiot
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03/04/09, 7:20 PM
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#2
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help how do i block where is the tank key
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I've got a full suit, along with my Sand Resist gear for Ouro.
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Official Slackie Fanclub. The dude gets ALL the ladies.
In regards to Icecrown Radiance:
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2) What happens to a tank who has 19% dodge (theoretically)? -1% dodge or 0%?
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03/04/09, 9:33 PM
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#3
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Now with 100%* less failure.
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[quip about void zone resist gear]
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Originally Posted by Darkside
No expansion is complete without trolls. I expect now we'll discover that Arthas has been raising hordes of zombie-trolls in the secret troll hovel of Zul'Crown.
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03/05/09, 1:50 AM
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#4
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BOX O' NUGS
Troll Death Knight
Mal'Ganis
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Originally Posted by Vulajin
[quip about void zone resist gear]
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Last edited by Bryne : 03/06/09 at 3:43 PM.
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Originally Posted by Fellwraith
Let night 2 of looking at prostitutes on Craig's List for 4 hours and attempting bosses for 15 frantic minutes commence!
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03/05/09, 11:33 PM
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#5
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I'm not crazy, no, really, I'm not.
Askledarea
Blood Elf Shaman
No WoW Account
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Originally Posted by Vulajin
[quip about void zone resist gear]
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You need to socket your gear with [Eagle Eye].
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Originally Posted by Nite_Moogle
my surpriseometer isn't registering anything here
is it broken
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03/07/09, 11:23 PM
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#6
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Piston Honda
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...is that a blizzard employee in the raid?
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Card carrying member of the Inapropriately in Love with Hilary Duff Society.
"Yeah, well, if we could all get what we want I would be eating dinner out of Hilary Duff's skull right now" - Salabesh
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03/08/09, 4:11 AM
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#7
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Just another lurker
Kaneika
Draenei Death Knight
No WoW Account
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One of the designers observing the encounter testing, I imagine. This is the PTR we're talking about. :P
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"Gordon, the planet has been conquered by malevolent aliens. Humanity is depending on you. Here's a goddamned crowbar."
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03/08/09, 4:12 AM
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#8
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I find your lack of faith disturbing
Orc Death Knight
Mal'Ganis
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Yup, he wanted to ask us a few questions about how we felt the new content was working. To pass them time, he randomly killed people.
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<XI|> if your dog barks do you debate the philosophical reason behind him barking
<XI|> no
<XI|> you say shut up idiot
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03/11/09, 9:03 PM
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#9
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๏̯͡๏)
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blast from the past 
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03/12/09, 8:33 PM
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#10
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King Hippo
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Originally Posted by Fogbug
blast from the past 
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Good times, good times!
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04/14/09, 5:18 PM
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BEST. HUNTARD. EVER.
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Originally Posted by Fogbug
blast from the past 
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The pro-est resist.
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Why Hunters suffer...
How can you help?
I can shoot things and then make my pet move toward them.
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Benefactor's Bar learns you some goodness quicklike...
Originally Posted by Shaker
It's like Xi mad libs. Fill in with your latest opinion that nobody cares about!
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04/15/09, 3:53 PM
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#12
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Glass Joe
Undead Warlock
Skullcrusher (EU)
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Hehe, once when I was in CoS timed a GM tried to reach me but I didn't answeard him cause I didn't had the time...
So he just teleported infront of me and asked me: "Want some cake?" xD Hihi awsome guys!

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04/17/09, 10:20 AM
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#13
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Glass Joe
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Originally Posted by StInkey
Hehe, once when I was in CoS timed a GM tried to reach me but I didn't answeard him cause I didn't had the time...
So he just teleported infront of me and asked me: "Want some cake?" xD Hihi awsome guys!

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wait , u didnt inspect his lifetime PvP kills ?
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04/18/09, 8:38 AM
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#14
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Glass Joe
Undead Warlock
Skullcrusher (EU)
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Originally Posted by Aziroch
wait , u didnt inspect his lifetime PvP kills ?
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He had none :]
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04/19/09, 10:06 PM
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#15
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Glass Joe
Night Elf Hunter
Norgannon
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How did u find him?
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04/21/09, 9:37 PM
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Oh Bowie, you shape shifting card!
Orc Death Knight
Mal'Ganis
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Wow, just wow.
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[10:41] <James> 90% of the EJ boards in 10 years will be dudes that bounce around from game to game looking for the NEXT BIG WOW but all of them will ultimately fail them at level 20
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Not on IRC?
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04/22/09, 10:24 AM
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#17
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Glass Joe
Undead Rogue
Draenor (EU)
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Funny how he looks like a Human, but is a Troll.
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04/22/09, 2:23 PM
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#18
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Von Kaiser
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Kruzer is a member of our guild. He got hacked and whoever did so robbed our Guild Bank. He had spent a couple weeks petitioning GMs to try and get the items returned. One day he logged on and the unexpected happened; he turned out to be possessed by a GM who gave out free cow-udder-shaped-cookies.
(I didn't blot his name because it has been changed since.)

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04/22/09, 2:34 PM
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Glass Joe
Undead Warlock
Skullcrusher (EU)
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Originally Posted by stressball
Funny how he looks like a Human, but is a Troll.
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And so do I, it is because we're in CoS :]
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04/22/09, 5:18 PM
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#20
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Unregistered is awesome.
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I am calling bullshit on this thread - and please, don't try and get round our moderation queue by appending your 'funnies' to ones we've approved.
ALSO - YOU ARE AWESOME, DO NOT FUCKING PM ME ABOUT IT THANKS.
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04/22/09, 9:01 PM
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WWKD
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Originally Posted by stressball
Funny how he looks like a Human, but is a Troll.
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MASTER RACE.
edit: getting around moderation queue by appending my funnies
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04/23/09, 12:40 PM
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Unregistered is awesome.
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Be sure to let us know when you start.
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04/25/09, 12:45 AM
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Oh Bowie, you shape shifting card!
Orc Death Knight
Mal'Ganis
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Thanks for thinking I'm awesome Maniq, you're a real buddy. I know it's just me though.
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[10:41] <James> 90% of the EJ boards in 10 years will be dudes that bounce around from game to game looking for the NEXT BIG WOW but all of them will ultimately fail them at level 20
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Not on IRC?
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