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Old 03/04/09, 1:39 AM   2 links from elsewhere to this Post. Click to view. #1
 Darkside
I find your lack of faith disturbing
 
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Mal'Ganis
They Make That?

Poor Nokani.


<XI|> if your dog barks do you debate the philosophical reason behind him barking
<XI|> no
<XI|> you say shut up idiot
 
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Old 03/04/09, 7:20 PM   #2
JamesVZ
help how do i block where is the tank key
 
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I've got a full suit, along with my Sand Resist gear for Ouro.

Official Slackie Fanclub. The dude gets ALL the ladies.

In regards to Icecrown Radiance:
2) What happens to a tank who has 19% dodge (theoretically)? -1% dodge or 0%?
 
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Old 03/04/09, 9:33 PM   #3
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Now with 100%* less failure.
 
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[quip about void zone resist gear]

Originally Posted by Darkside View Post
No expansion is complete without trolls. I expect now we'll discover that Arthas has been raising hordes of zombie-trolls in the secret troll hovel of Zul'Crown.
 
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Old 03/05/09, 1:50 AM   #4
 Bryne
BOX O' NUGS
 
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Originally Posted by Vulajin View Post
[quip about void zone resist gear]

Last edited by Bryne : 03/06/09 at 3:43 PM.

Originally Posted by Fellwraith View Post
Let night 2 of looking at prostitutes on Craig's List for 4 hours and attempting bosses for 15 frantic minutes commence!
 
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Old 03/05/09, 11:33 PM   #5
 Binkenstein
I'm not crazy, no, really, I'm not.
 
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Originally Posted by Vulajin View Post
[quip about void zone resist gear]
You need to socket your gear with [Eagle Eye].

Originally Posted by Nite_Moogle View Post
my surpriseometer isn't registering anything here
is it broken
 
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Old 03/07/09, 11:23 PM   #6
SeanDamnit
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Ner'zhul
...is that a blizzard employee in the raid?

Card carrying member of the Inapropriately in Love with Hilary Duff Society.

"Yeah, well, if we could all get what we want I would be eating dinner out of Hilary Duff's skull right now" - Salabesh
 
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Old 03/08/09, 4:11 AM   #7
Calamar
Just another lurker
 
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One of the designers observing the encounter testing, I imagine. This is the PTR we're talking about. :P

"Gordon, the planet has been conquered by malevolent aliens. Humanity is depending on you. Here's a goddamned crowbar."
 
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Old 03/08/09, 4:12 AM   #8
 Darkside
I find your lack of faith disturbing
 
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Yup, he wanted to ask us a few questions about how we felt the new content was working. To pass them time, he randomly killed people.

<XI|> if your dog barks do you debate the philosophical reason behind him barking
<XI|> no
<XI|> you say shut up idiot
 
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Old 03/11/09, 9:03 PM   #9
 Fogbug
๏̯͡๏)
 
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blast from the past
 
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Old 03/12/09, 8:33 PM   #10
Denethor
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Originally Posted by Fogbug View Post
blast from the past
Good times, good times!
 
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Old 04/14/09, 5:18 PM   #11
Gonkish
BEST. HUNTARD. EVER.
 
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Originally Posted by Fogbug View Post
blast from the past
The pro-est resist.

Why Hunters suffer...
How can you help?
I can shoot things and then make my pet move toward them.
Benefactor's Bar learns you some goodness quicklike...
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It's like Xi mad libs. Fill in with your latest opinion that nobody cares about!
 
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Old 04/15/09, 3:53 PM   #12
StInkey
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Hehe, once when I was in CoS timed a GM tried to reach me but I didn't answeard him cause I didn't had the time...
So he just teleported infront of me and asked me: "Want some cake?" xD Hihi awsome guys!
 
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Old 04/17/09, 10:20 AM   #13
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Originally Posted by StInkey View Post
Hehe, once when I was in CoS timed a GM tried to reach me but I didn't answeard him cause I didn't had the time...
So he just teleported infront of me and asked me: "Want some cake?" xD Hihi awsome guys!
wait , u didnt inspect his lifetime PvP kills ?
 
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Old 04/18/09, 8:38 AM   #14
StInkey
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Originally Posted by Aziroch View Post
wait , u didnt inspect his lifetime PvP kills ?
He had none :]
 
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Old 04/19/09, 10:06 PM   #15
ffsparky
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How did u find him?
 
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Old 04/21/09, 9:37 PM   #16
 Double-Neg
Oh Bowie, you shape shifting card!
 
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Wow, just wow.

[10:41] <James> 90% of the EJ boards in 10 years will be dudes that bounce around from game to game looking for the NEXT BIG WOW but all of them will ultimately fail them at level 20
Not on IRC?
 
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Old 04/22/09, 10:24 AM   #17
stressball
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Funny how he looks like a Human, but is a Troll.
 
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Old 04/22/09, 2:23 PM   #18
Zawinul
Von Kaiser
 
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Kruzer is a member of our guild. He got hacked and whoever did so robbed our Guild Bank. He had spent a couple weeks petitioning GMs to try and get the items returned. One day he logged on and the unexpected happened; he turned out to be possessed by a GM who gave out free cow-udder-shaped-cookies.

(I didn't blot his name because it has been changed since.)

 
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Old 04/22/09, 2:34 PM   #19
StInkey
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Originally Posted by stressball View Post
Funny how he looks like a Human, but is a Troll.
And so do I, it is because we're in CoS :]
 
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Old 04/22/09, 5:18 PM   #20
 Maniq
Unregistered is awesome.
 
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I am calling bullshit on this thread - and please, don't try and get round our moderation queue by appending your 'funnies' to ones we've approved.

ALSO - YOU ARE AWESOME, DO NOT FUCKING PM ME ABOUT IT THANKS.
 
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Old 04/22/09, 9:01 PM   #21
 Relwin
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Originally Posted by stressball View Post
Funny how he looks like a Human, but is a Troll.
MASTER RACE.

edit: getting around moderation queue by appending my funnies

This bear is cooler than you.
 
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Old 04/23/09, 12:40 PM   #22
 Maniq
Unregistered is awesome.
 
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Be sure to let us know when you start.
 
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Old 04/25/09, 12:45 AM   #23
 Double-Neg
Oh Bowie, you shape shifting card!
 
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Thanks for thinking I'm awesome Maniq, you're a real buddy. I know it's just me though.

[10:41] <James> 90% of the EJ boards in 10 years will be dudes that bounce around from game to game looking for the NEXT BIG WOW but all of them will ultimately fail them at level 20
Not on IRC?
 
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