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Old 04/13/05, 5:17 PM   #1 (permalink)
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Once again, Kazzak felt like bending over for the morning crew, leaving us poor working saps to mourn over the loot we didn't get.

CURSE YOU, KAZZAK!

Ok, I'm joking. At least we're still the only ones on the server who've managed to kill him. Unlike Azuregos which (in his present state) a group of retarded, one-legged monkeys can kill, Kaz actually takes some amount of planning and execution; so there still isn't any real rush to get out there when he does spawn. (Remember when we were the first horde guild in the world to kill him? Good times.) But with so many guilds getting better equipped and learning what it takes, I'm guessing our "exclusive rights" to Kaz aren't going to last long. Ah well. There'll always be tier 2 loot from MC. :rolleyes:

Anyway, good job, <s>stupid AM bitches</s> guys! :D

Amberseal Keeper x2 - Grats Beefmotrina and Numinous

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just wanted to ask a question adn the reason i made my post like that is to make it different and less boring than "access please" lighten up you nerd. grats on being able to control an online forum. go get laid Hitler.
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what i can't ask for the Uf texture evcen? lal fuck this place..
 
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Old 04/13/05, 5:19 PM   #2 (permalink)
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Graveyard rushes are a calculated and coordinated effort. How dare you mock our kills!

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Old 04/13/05, 5:33 PM   #3 (permalink)
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Originally Posted by Got KarmA?,April 13th, 2005 @ 2:19PM
Graveyard rushes are a calculated and coordinated effort. How dare you mock our kills!

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Mock you? We totally stole your strategy!

Originally Posted by Nahledge
just wanted to ask a question adn the reason i made my post like that is to make it different and less boring than "access please" lighten up you nerd. grats on being able to control an online forum. go get laid Hitler.
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Old 04/13/05, 5:36 PM   #4 (permalink)
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Oh so you guys finally got a crack at 'em?
 
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Old 04/13/05, 5:39 PM   #5 (permalink)
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Originally Posted by Got KarmA?,April 13th, 2005 @ 2:36PM
Oh so you guys finally got a crack at 'em?
Check the bottom news item on the front page, dooder.
www.elitistjerks.com

Originally Posted by Nahledge
just wanted to ask a question adn the reason i made my post like that is to make it different and less boring than "access please" lighten up you nerd. grats on being able to control an online forum. go get laid Hitler.
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Old 04/13/05, 5:40 PM   #6 (permalink)
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Oh, last time I bothered checking your front page it had a nice big red circle with a line through it sign.
 
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Old 04/13/05, 5:52 PM   #7 (permalink)
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That was before we were l33t. All l33t guilds have front pages so they can show off their e-peens. We wanted to be l33t, so there ya go and now we are.

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Old 04/13/05, 6:18 PM   #8 (permalink)
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This was our second kill with a group of Alliance watching aswell :)

Since the raid group had already been filled (Damn Kazzak for not respecting work hours!!) I was dancing with them on the mountain overlooking the fight. Funny thing is that Kazzak yelled "Your strength feeds me!" 2 times during the fight healing him up by 140k, and yet nobody in the raid group died, and after Kazzak died there were no corpses to be found.

My guess is someone left a non-combat pet out.
 
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Old 04/13/05, 6:51 PM   #9 (permalink)
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Originally Posted by Thud,April 13th, 2005 @ 3:18PM
This was our second kill with a group of Alliance watching aswell :)

Since the raid group had already been filled (Damn Kazzak for not respecting work hours!!) I was dancing with them on the mountain overlooking the fight. Funny thing is that Kazzak yelled "Your strength feeds me!" 2 times during the fight healing him up by 140k, and yet nobody in the raid group died, and after Kazzak died there were no corpses to be found.

My guess is someone left a non-combat pet out.
Nah the alliance from the previous wipe were rezzing in the middle of our fight and getting creamed. Intentionally? Who knows...
 
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Old 04/14/05, 12:33 PM   #10 (permalink)
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Kazzak obviously wants me to fail my statics class >:(

 
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Old 04/14/05, 3:24 PM   #11 (permalink)
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Originally Posted by Chairman,April 14th, 2005 @ 10:33AM
Kazzak obviously wants me to fail my statics class >:(
Kazzak obviously wants me to skip lunch once a week.
 
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Old 04/14/05, 4:07 PM   #12 (permalink)
 
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Kazzak (and Azuregos) want me to quit my job.
 
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