Mr. Troll

Damn! almost got to 10 posts, guess Mr. Troll is not a big enough of a troll to compete with the Trolls who troll their own boards...anywho....

I really think you ought to put some thought into changing your guild name to the above. I don’t think “Jerks” does a good enough job of encompassing the full scope of the complete asshats you all are. Well, I guess you might not all be asshats, but I’m sure you’re familiar with the saying “guilty by association”, so I’m going by that. You guys really need to get off the high horses you ride into the internet on, but I guess your e-peens can’t get enough of belittling people as much as you do when they commit even the smallest of mistakes (well, a mistake in your eyes). “WHAT ARE YOU, A RETARD? L2USEPROPERGRAMMAR!!!” lol, WHOOPS, I forgot we can’t use "lol" on here because obviously none of you have EVER used the acronym before, which means no one else can either. What if someone happens to be Dutch? Did you know lol is actually a Dutch word??? I think you guys should register with the Proper Use of Grammar & How Not to Be Stupid on the Internet Dept. because obviously you guys are the know alls as far as these things go and should be rewarded with some shiny badges you can show off to your fellow basement dwellers

Oh, btw ex-greybone, “throwup” is not a word, it’s “throw up”; “wanna” is not a word either it’s “want to”. I suggest you fix the errors in your signature before you give yourself an infraction; what with you being OCD about grammar and punctuation and all.

 

• Nurru

This is a unique and interesting thread that has never once been created by trolls in the past. I commend your efforts.

19:31 <@Zyla> I fuck like a gorilla
19:31 <@Zyla> wait
19:31 <@Zyla> wrong chat room

 

whitemanfromtown

Last I checked, board moderators can moderate however they see fit. Deal with it, move on, lose to immaturity. You'll get farther in life.

 

◊ Malan

I suppose you missed the fact that Greybone isn't American and thus English is his second language as well. Notice that he uses it much more eloquently than you do however.

Vyktianity already has over 75 billion followers. The first verse in his book "Gift of the Wild" is "In the beginning Vyk cast lifebloom and then maul."

 

◊ Praetorian

This sounds like a pretty sweet place to work -- I should probably polish up my resume.

This is pretty funny because his sig is a quotation from a post/PM from an angry user very much like your own.

 

• Umph

Haha, your tears are both salty and delicious. When those dry up, you might want to head on back to the official forums where you and your ilk belong as I hear you won't need your mother to check the grammar of your troll threads over there.

 

◊ Praetorian

Ah, now it all makes sense.

Ok, so your main account, http://elitistjerks.com/members/29868-bustadawg/ , gets 5 infraction points in about a week for being dumb.

Then you make this lovely troll account just to be passive aggressive.

BUT at the same time as you tell us how worthless we all are behind the anonymity of the internet, you also make a new real account, http://elitistjerks.com/members/32521-nykspree8/ , to continue posting normally on these boards you hate so much.

Well done!

 

• Umph

I love IP address logging so very much.

 

Blindrage

Lol might be a dutch word however we do not use it in that manner.
please have some respect for the Dutch language in the same manner the moderators prefere it if you do not butcher the english language.

 

• Icetro

Looks like Greybone has himself a secret admirer!

 

• diospadre

elitist jerks is right lol

 

◊ Praetorian

Dios you never told me you spoke Dutch

 

• Ishara

He didnt even try really, his profile is filled out exactly the same

 

bustadawg 2.0

Good work, Sherlock! I kinda figured this post would rub someone the wrong way and they'd go all out of their way to do some research; I'm so happy I mean so much to you guys So no point in hiding behind the veil of internet anonymity for this reply. Don't worry, it will be my only one; I just gotta get some kind of say on this, no?

Nope, I knew he was from Norway before posting this. But maybe someone here didn't, and now they know thanks to you!

Ok? I never said you used it in that manner. I was simply stating it was a Dutch word.

Salty & Delicious tears ftw! My post wasn't because of grammar checks actually, but at why EJ mods act like they are superior to everyone else. My grammar is actually good, if you haven't noticed. Albeit, I do use acronyms (like the vast majority of other people on the internet) because it's the internet and I'm not writing a research paper for college.



KEEP FEEDING THE TROLL!!!! RAWR!!!

 

vorda

You'r asking for an IP ban now.

 

Ozzmar

1. FTW and LOL aren't acronyms - they're abbreviations. Acronyms are abbreviations that form new words, like NASA for example.

2. A "vast" majority as opposed to what? A small majority?

3. The Internet is a title, and is capitalized.

No, I actually haven't. Keep trying though!

 

◊ Praetorian

That's going to be very unfortunate for all his coworkers at Latite Roofing.

 

◊ Maniq

I would, but I figure this person is on the verge of digging himself into an even deeper pit.

 

rooppa

I for one do not understand something about this thread. If you detest the forum and the method to which the moderators use, then why keep coming back for more?

I myself have received several infractions due to spelling, and grammatical mistakes. Do I whine like a baby loosing their dummy? No, I attempt to correct my mistakes and take the mature approach of attempting to improve my postings.

There is the door; don’t let it hit you on the way out.

 

◊ Praetorian

For what it's worth, just to make a constructive point here, I personally do try to be sensitive to the fact that English really is not the first language of a lot of posters here. Their English is far, far better than my French, or Swedish, or German, or whatever other language they speak, and I respect that. I'd hope that no one has gotten an infraction just for a simple misspelling or the like -- if that's the case, it's often a misunderstanding and feel free to PM me about getting it reversed.

What I/we can and will infract non-native speakers for is simply showing a lack of effort. If you misspell a word or have a grammar error, hey, that's understandable, no one is perfect. It's more basic things like saying "thx" "plz" "ofc" "u" and not capitalizing at all, that tend to get people infractions. All we want is for people to think for a moment and put some effort into their posts. If people type posts like they might type IMs to a friend in chat, the forums will quickly become very hard to read. That's the point.

 

whitemanfromtown

Its because he doesn't get enough attention at home, and this is the only way people will actually respond to him. Depressed teens thrive on making themselves look like idiots and then making fun of everyone that responds to it.

 

Coriolis

Really there are plenty of forums about WoW where no one will care about how you're writing or what you're writing, instead of making a big fuss about it why not just go there? It's their forums, they run it how they want to, if you don't like it, get out. Does an entire guild who have nothing to do with you need to change their policies because you happen to disagree?

I also think that grammar and the like have absolutly nothing to do with actually having a brain (being a physicist kind of does that to you ). But kind of like the GRE's, even if they don't measure actually being any good at least they measure some sort of effort. And so I'm willing to put up with having to double-check my writing so that I can read things that are for the most part useful and informative instead of inane drivel.

 

Agara

The vigilance of the moderators on these forums is the primary reason so many intelligent players have gravitated here.

 

Proeliata

Da, I am totally soglasna with you, you're 100% prav.

Whaaa.
acronym - Definitions from Dictionary.com
abbreviation - Definitions from Dictionary.com

I'm sorry but as regards to the size and listenership of my fansite the term mistaken would in itself be, mistaken.

 

• LodeRunner

Man I don't even know what "ofc" means
I'll never be hip.