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Mr. Troll 10/04/07 10:00 AM

Elitist Assholes
 
Damn! almost got to 10 posts, guess Mr. Troll is not a big enough of a troll to compete with the Trolls who troll their own boards...anywho....

I really think you ought to put some thought into changing your guild name to the above. I don’t think “Jerks” does a good enough job of encompassing the full scope of the complete asshats you all are. Well, I guess you might not all be asshats, but I’m sure you’re familiar with the saying “guilty by association”, so I’m going by that. You guys really need to get off the high horses you ride into the internet on, but I guess your e-peens can’t get enough of belittling people as much as you do when they commit even the smallest of mistakes (well, a mistake in your eyes). “WHAT ARE YOU, A RETARD? L2USEPROPERGRAMMAR!!!” lol, WHOOPS, I forgot we can’t use "lol" on here because obviously none of you have EVER used the acronym before, which means no one else can either. What if someone happens to be Dutch? Did you know lol is actually a Dutch word??? I think you guys should register with the Proper Use of Grammar & How Not to Be Stupid on the Internet Dept. because obviously you guys are the know alls as far as these things go and should be rewarded with some shiny badges you can show off to your fellow basement dwellers :)

Oh, btw ex-greybone, “throwup” is not a word, it’s “throw up”; “wanna” is not a word either it’s “want to”. I suggest you fix the errors in your signature before you give yourself an infraction; what with you being OCD about grammar and punctuation and all.

Nurru 10/04/07 10:01 AM

This is a unique and interesting thread that has never once been created by trolls in the past. I commend your efforts.

whitemanfromtown 10/04/07 10:05 AM

Last I checked, board moderators can moderate however they see fit. Deal with it, move on, lose to immaturity. You'll get farther in life.

Malan 10/04/07 10:06 AM

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Originally Posted by Mr. Troll (Post 498396)
Did you know lol is actually a Dutch word?

I suppose you missed the fact that Greybone isn't American and thus English is his second language as well. Notice that he uses it much more eloquently than you do however.

Praetorian 10/04/07 10:07 AM

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Originally Posted by Mr. Troll (Post 498396)
you guys should register with the Proper Use of Grammar & How Not to Be Stupid on the Internet Dept.

This sounds like a pretty sweet place to work -- I should probably polish up my resume.

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btw ex-greybone, “throwup” is not a word, it’s “throw up”; “wanna” is not a word either it’s “want to”. I suggest you fix the errors in your signature before you give yourself an infraction; what with you being OCD about grammar and punctuation and all.
This is pretty funny because his sig is a quotation from a post/PM from an angry user very much like your own.

Umph 10/04/07 10:08 AM

Haha, your tears are both salty and delicious. When those dry up, you might want to head on back to the official forums where you and your ilk belong as I hear you won't need your mother to check the grammar of your troll threads over there.

Praetorian 10/04/07 10:14 AM

Ah, now it all makes sense.

Ok, so your main account, http://elitistjerks.com/members/29868-bustadawg/ , gets 5 infraction points in about a week for being dumb.

Then you make this lovely troll account just to be passive aggressive.

BUT at the same time as you tell us how worthless we all are behind the anonymity of the internet, you also make a new real account, http://elitistjerks.com/members/32521-nykspree8/ , to continue posting normally on these boards you hate so much.

Well done!

Umph 10/04/07 10:16 AM

I love IP address logging so very much.

Blindrage 10/04/07 10:28 AM

Lol might be a dutch word however we do not use it in that manner.
please have some respect for the Dutch language in the same manner the moderators prefere it if you do not butcher the english language.

Icetro 10/04/07 10:38 AM

Looks like Greybone has himself a secret admirer!

diospadre 10/04/07 10:50 AM

elitist jerks is right lol

Praetorian 10/04/07 10:53 AM

Dios you never told me you spoke Dutch

Ishara 10/04/07 10:55 AM

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Originally Posted by Umph (Post 498446)
I love IP address logging so very much.

He didnt even try really, his profile is filled out exactly the same

bustadawg 2.0 10/04/07 10:57 AM

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Originally Posted by Praetorian (Post 498438)
Ah, now it all makes sense.

Ok, so your main account, http://elitistjerks.com/members/29868-bustadawg/ , gets 5 infraction points in about a week for being dumb.

Then you make this lovely troll account just to be passive aggressive.

BUT at the same time as you tell us how worthless we all are behind the anonymity of the internet, you also make a new real account, http://elitistjerks.com/members/32521-nykspree8/ , to continue posting normally on these boards you hate so much.

Well done!

Good work, Sherlock! I kinda figured this post would rub someone the wrong way and they'd go all out of their way to do some research; I'm so happy I mean so much to you guys :) So no point in hiding behind the veil of internet anonymity for this reply. Don't worry, it will be my only one; I just gotta get some kind of say on this, no?

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I suppose you missed the fact that Greybone isn't American and thus English is his second language as well. Notice that he uses it much more eloquently than you do however.
Nope, I knew he was from Norway before posting this. But maybe someone here didn't, and now they know thanks to you!

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Lol might be a dutch word however we do not use it in that manner.
please have some respect for the Dutch language in the same manner the moderators prefere it if you do not butcher the english language.
Ok? I never said you used it in that manner. I was simply stating it was a Dutch word.

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Haha, your tears are both salty and delicious. When those dry up, you might want to head on back to the official forums where you and your ilk belong as I hear you won't need your mother to check the grammar of your troll threads over there.
Salty & Delicious tears ftw! My post wasn't because of grammar checks actually, but at why EJ mods act like they are superior to everyone else. My grammar is actually good, if you haven't noticed. Albeit, I do use acronyms (like the vast majority of other people on the internet) because it's the internet and I'm not writing a research paper for college.



KEEP FEEDING THE TROLL!!!! RAWR!!!

vorda 10/04/07 10:59 AM

You'r asking for an IP ban now.


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