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Old 11/17/05, 3:44 AM   #1
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Old 11/17/05, 3:47 AM   #2
Wubwub
Oh man this is so awesome!!!
 
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Authed.

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Old 11/17/05, 3:48 AM   #3
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hi wubwub

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Old 11/17/05, 3:49 AM   #4
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Oh man this is so awesome!!!
 
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Hi!

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Old 11/17/05, 4:01 AM   #5
Greybone
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I'm currently looking to get my warrior a full tier 1 epic set, is that a service you can provide? I need it done in 1-3 days, thanks.

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Old 11/17/05, 4:24 AM   #6
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I like how the word filter caught him.

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Old 11/17/05, 4:30 AM   #7
hellsoap
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Old 11/17/05, 5:10 AM   #8
Oof
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Ever feel that your pvp target is so hard to kill coz he/she kept gaining hp for no reason?

Fruits are your best choice here. With enough fruits, you can get a 10 stamina buff just as if you had lvl 300 cooking. With enough fruits, you can recover 1000-1400 life and 400-460 mana every minutes, and it does not share the CD with your other potions, stones or crystals. With enough fruits, a skillful MT can save the raid whenever your healers having a lag or your got an unlucky critical hit. Also, with enough fruits, you will be much tougher in 1 on 1 or small scale pvp.

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Old 11/17/05, 5:26 AM   #9
lethalbacon
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Originally Posted by hellsoap,November 17th, 2005 @ 4:30AM

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Old 11/17/05, 8:09 AM   #10
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Originally Posted by Oof,November 17th, 2005 @ 4:10AM
Ever feel that your pvp target is so hard to kill coz he/she kept gaining hp for no reason?

Fruits are your best choice here. With enough fruits, you can get a 10 stamina buff just as if you had lvl 300 cooking. With enough fruits, you can recover 1000-1400 life and 400-460 mana every minutes, and it does not share the CD with your other potions, stones or crystals. With enough fruits, a skillful MT can save the raid whenever your healers having a lag or your got an unlucky critical hit. Also, with enough fruits, you will be much tougher in 1 on 1 or small scale pvp.
Don't wait, or your opponents will crash you with fruits!!

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Old 11/17/05, 8:26 AM   #11
Greybone
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Sgt.: We haven't done them, have we? Right. Bananas. How to defend yourself
against a man armed with a banana. Now you, come at me with this
banana. Catch! Now, it's quite simple to defend yourself against a man
armed with a banana. First of all you force him to drop the banana;
then, second, you eat the banana, thus disarming him. You have now
rendered him 'elpless.
Palin: Suppose he's got a bunch.
Sgt.: Shut up.
Idle: Suppose he's got a pointed stick.
Sgt.: Shut up. Right now you, Mr Apricot.
Chapman: 'Arrison.
Sgt.: Sorry, Mr. 'Arrison. Come at me with that banana. Hold it like that,
that's it. Now attack me with it. Come on! Come on! Come at me!
Come at me then! (Shoots him.)
Chapman: Aaagh! (dies.)
Sgt.: Now, I eat the banana. (Does so.)
Palin: You shot him!
Jones: He's dead!
Idle: He's completely dead!
Sgt.: I have now eaten the banana. The deceased, Mr Apricot, is now 'elpless.
Palin: You shot him. You shot him dead.
Sgt.: Well, he was attacking me with a banana.
Jones: But you told him to.
Sgt.: Look, I'm only doing me job. I have to show you how to defend
yourselves against fresh fruit.
Idle: And pointed sticks.
Sgt.: Shut up.

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Old 11/17/05, 10:37 AM   #12
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Originally Posted by Fjord,November 17th, 2005 @ 3:24AM
I like how the word filter caught him.
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Old 11/17/05, 10:48 AM   #13
Steelfleece
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Is this really the appropriate place for this kind of thing?!

This should go in guild announcements.

Or shit heap. One of those.

If you aren't a goblin, why not?
If you are a goblin you rule

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