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Old 12/01/05, 12:13 AM   #26
Tehpuff
 
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Agamaggan
Originally Posted by Hi!,December 1st, 2005 @ 12:11AM
It's not even his kid. The father was in jail until just recently. My friends rock.
Good stuff :D

By the way. I hate AB queue's : /

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Old 12/01/05, 12:18 AM   #27
diospadre
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Mal'Ganis
Originally Posted by Hi!,November 30th, 2005 @ 10:59PM
Originally Posted by Double-Neg,November 30th, 2005 @ 10:48PM
She's Prego duder
There is this 15 year old pregnant girl that comes into class sometimes, she's the girlfriend of one of the guys in the class. She's so adorable, you just want to pinch her cheeks. Preggos can be cute too ok
This is the sixth time I've seen you say that.

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Old 12/01/05, 12:20 AM   #28
Tehpuff
 
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Agamaggan
Pregnant chick fetish?

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Old 12/01/05, 12:23 AM   #29
Elfan
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Back on topic.
http://www.somethingawful.com/articles.php?a=3391

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Old 12/01/05, 12:45 AM   #30
hellsoap
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that is a really really shitty article, and i think gonktarg could have written something better


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Old 12/01/05, 12:57 AM   #31
Tehpuff
 
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Agamaggan
She's got that thumbs down thing, down pat.

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Old 12/01/05, 1:34 AM   #32
Zellyn
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That article came from this thread, and there are some gems that I guess didn't fit the spirit of the article.

http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthrea...hreadid=1735207

This is my favorite:

Varied and mysterious beasts! Only some vultures have those talons you're collecting! Only some wolves have eyes! Will the next bear have a kidney!? Kill it to find out!

Mainly because I had some stupid quest for fucking skulls in Hillsbrad and it was a 20% drop rate. :ssj:

<08-07-09 02:09>[Velth] This is the behavior of a benefactor of the EJ forums?

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Old 12/01/05, 3:35 AM   #33
Raylen
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I hate this forum now. It's like Hi or someone equally gay came and took a big shit all over.

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Old 12/01/05, 3:40 AM   #34
Steelfleece
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Originally Posted by Zellyn,December 1st, 2005 @ 12:34AM
That article came from this thread, and there are some gems that I guess didn't fit the spirit of the article.

http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthrea...hreadid=1735207

This is my favorite:

Varied and mysterious beasts! Only some vultures have those talons you're collecting! Only some wolves have eyes! Will the next bear have a kidney!? Kill it to find out!

Mainly because I had some stupid quest for fucking skulls in Hillsbrad and it was a 20% drop rate. :ssj:
I assumed that, due to the fact that you were smashing these vital organ/bone-carriers with blunt instruments or incinerating them with magical fire that you more often than not damaged the material you were trying to retrieve.

You can't exactly turn in a human skull if you've smashed it to pieces with your mace, or frozen it so solidly that it shatters at a touch.

If you aren't a goblin, why not?
If you are a goblin you rule

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Old 12/01/05, 4:18 AM   #35
Flameweaver
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But drop rates are set percentages :angry:

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Old 12/01/05, 4:26 AM   #36
Steelfleece
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Originally Posted by Flameweaver,December 1st, 2005 @ 3:18AM
But drop rates are set percentages :angry:
So if you stab a monster in the gut with your broadsword there is a 20% you will damage the kidney that is required for Reagent Vendor Quest #432. Seems fair to me!

If you aren't a goblin, why not?
If you are a goblin you rule

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Old 12/01/05, 7:05 AM   #37
Spartacus
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Originally Posted by Raylen,December 1st, 2005 @ 2:35AM
I hate this forum now. It's like Hi or someone equally gay came and took a big shit all over.
Hammer time

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Old 12/01/05, 7:06 AM   #38
Zellyn
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What if I was a gentle murderer? I might have been choking the fellow with a wisp of silk to keep from breaking the skin, or smothering him in his sleep to allow for more gentle passage.

Ok, my brother said something similar, and while I was using sword, I'll accept that on faith.

What about the one where I was collecting mountain lion blood. How can THAT have a 20% drop rate? Did I cut up all his blood?

<08-07-09 02:09>[Velth] This is the behavior of a benefactor of the EJ forums?

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Old 12/01/05, 7:22 AM   #39
Greybone
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Barren Zevhras only drop ONE hoof at a time!

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Old 12/01/05, 9:25 AM   #40
Blingazinga
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any major attempt to raid a town results in assloads of guard spawning in the street, inside the mailbox, inside each other or above/inside the pond if you were silly enough to seek refuge there. Their endless respawning really helps give the impression that anything you do won't be worth a shit

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Old 12/01/05, 10:12 AM   #41
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Originally Posted by diospadre,November 30th, 2005 @ 11:18PM
This is the sixth time I've seen you say that.
It was related to the topic at hand.

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Old 12/01/05, 10:13 AM   #42
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Originally Posted by Raylen,December 1st, 2005 @ 2:35AM
I hate this forum now. It's like Hi or someone equally gay came and took a big shit all over.
hehehehe, he puts his hand in the cat

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Old 12/01/05, 10:14 AM   #43
♦ Praetorian
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This thread sucks

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