Application

Nevvy · 12/12/05, 4:54 PM

you guys dont have a template for applications so im going to borrow my guilds.

You must be level 60. Yes
You must have your Onyxia Key Yes
You must be both MC and BWL Attuned Yes
You must be available on Saturday afternoons, Sundays, Mondays, Tuesdays and Thursdays between the hours of 7pm and Midnight. You will be expected to make an effort to attend 3 of every 4 raids a week. Yes
You must have a good attitude and be willing to listen to those in charge. Yes
You must be able to use ventrillo (We MAY make an exception, but we're likely full on Mac users) Yes

Just post an application detailng if you meet the above requirements as well as: Why you want to join. Your previous raiding experience. Who you know and who knows you in our guild.

Elitist jerks are the best guild in the game and as the best druid in the game we need each other.

Also I did "the guns of northwatch" with boethius and sue during open beta (I was the hunter with the pet scorpion named percy) and when I was level 56 beef and wubwub took me into scarlet strat and i got a lot of good loot it made me the cow I am today. Also I used to play as Albatross and did a lot of that baron and scholo and DM stuff with a lot of you guys.

EDIT- Tyrol is my old roommate.

hamlet · 12/12/05, 4:57 PM

Oh my this shall be entertaining. So that you know there is a reason they dont have a template.
This might help you.
http://forums.elitistjerks.com/index.php?showtopic=4335

◊ Praetorian · 12/12/05, 5:01 PM

The sort of person who would be drawn to this thread is no surprise

◊ Thrillho · 12/12/05, 5:01 PM

well I think his application certainly has merit

• Graham · 12/12/05, 5:02 PM

Originally Posted by Nevvy,December 12th, 2005 @ 3:54PM

as the best druid in the game we need each other.

Sorry, we already have the 15 best druids in the game and I don't think we're really looking for number 16 to round out doing Onyxia four times a week right now.

• Mochiloc · 12/12/05, 5:02 PM

Hey Nevvy! Remember when you tellspammed me for 3 straight hours in that AV? Or how about the ensuing 5-page drama thread on wowgoons? Fun times dude, love to have you in the guild!

• Cardrian · 12/12/05, 5:03 PM

goondolences :(

• Wodin · 12/12/05, 5:04 PM

Oh dear.

Unfortunately, reading comprehension is considered a vital skill. :(

◊ Praetorian · 12/12/05, 5:05 PM

Oh, I doubt he's serious. I'm just letting people post their witticisms for a little while longer before this goes on the Heap.

• Graham · 12/12/05, 5:05 PM

Originally Posted by Wodin,December 12th, 2005 @ 4:04PM

Oh dear.

Unfortunately, reading comprehension is considered a vital skill. :(

Oh shit, Ailideon you are SCREWED NOW.

◊ Double-Neg · 12/12/05, 5:05 PM

GROUND FLOOR

hamlet · 12/12/05, 5:05 PM

Dont burst my bubble I was hoping this guy was serious.

• Graham · 12/12/05, 5:06 PM

Also, Flagarant Homo registered back in MAY. Who the hell is he?

◊ Lord BEEF · 12/12/05, 5:06 PM

Ok here goes

Why don't you shapeshift your way into purple reign's raiding elite lmao

• aaearon · 12/12/05, 5:07 PM

Does this go in the heap yet

Flagrant Homo · 12/12/05, 5:07 PM

Originally Posted by Praetorian,December 12th, 2005 @ 3:01PM

The sort of person who would be drawn to this thread is no surprise

Ten months of careful lurking gone in an instant. Fuck, thanks for this nevvy.

Edit - Graham, I was in the closed beta goon squad i like keeping up with my boys ok

edit2 - oh god freudian slip