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Old 12/12/05, 3:54 PM   #1
Nevvy
Glass Joe
 
Tauren Warrior
 
Auchindoun
you guys dont have a template for applications so im going to borrow my guilds.

You must be level 60. Yes
You must have your Onyxia Key Yes
You must be both MC and BWL Attuned Yes
You must be available on Saturday afternoons, Sundays, Mondays, Tuesdays and Thursdays between the hours of 7pm and Midnight. You will be expected to make an effort to attend 3 of every 4 raids a week. Yes
You must have a good attitude and be willing to listen to those in charge. Yes
You must be able to use ventrillo (We MAY make an exception, but we're likely full on Mac users) Yes

Just post an application detailng if you meet the above requirements as well as: Why you want to join. Your previous raiding experience. Who you know and who knows you in our guild.

Elitist jerks are the best guild in the game and as the best druid in the game we need each other.

Also I did "the guns of northwatch" with boethius and sue during open beta (I was the hunter with the pet scorpion named percy) and when I was level 56 beef and wubwub took me into scarlet strat and i got a lot of good loot it made me the cow I am today. Also I used to play as Albatross and did a lot of that baron and scholo and DM stuff with a lot of you guys.

EDIT- Tyrol is my old roommate.

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Old 12/12/05, 3:57 PM   #2
hamlet_the_lesser
King Hippo
 
Shaman
 
Sargeras
Oh my this shall be entertaining. So that you know there is a reason they dont have a template.
This might help you.
http://forums.elitistjerks.com/index.php?showtopic=4335


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Old 12/12/05, 4:01 PM   #3
♦ Praetorian
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Orc Shaman
 
Mal'Ganis
The sort of person who would be drawn to this thread is no surprise

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Old 12/12/05, 4:01 PM   #4
Thrillho
judo chop
 
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Undead Mage
 
Mal'Ganis
well I think his application certainly has merit

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Old 12/12/05, 4:02 PM   #5
Graham
Soda Popinski
 
Undead Death Knight
 
Mal'Ganis
Originally Posted by Nevvy,December 12th, 2005 @ 3:54PM
as the best druid in the game we need each other.
Sorry, we already have the 15 best druids in the game and I don't think we're really looking for number 16 to round out doing Onyxia four times a week right now.

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Old 12/12/05, 4:02 PM   #6
Mochiloc
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Mal'Ganis
Hey Nevvy! Remember when you tellspammed me for 3 straight hours in that AV? Or how about the ensuing 5-page drama thread on wowgoons? Fun times dude, love to have you in the guild!

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Old 12/12/05, 4:03 PM   #7
Cardrian
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Mal'Ganis
goondolences :(

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Old 12/12/05, 4:04 PM   #8
• Wodin
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Mal'Ganis
Oh dear.

Unfortunately, reading comprehension is considered a vital skill. :(

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Old 12/12/05, 4:05 PM   #9
♦ Praetorian
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Mal'Ganis
Oh, I doubt he's serious. I'm just letting people post their witticisms for a little while longer before this goes on the Heap.

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Old 12/12/05, 4:05 PM   #10
Graham
Soda Popinski
 
Undead Death Knight
 
Mal'Ganis
Originally Posted by Wodin,December 12th, 2005 @ 4:04PM
Oh dear.

Unfortunately, reading comprehension is considered a vital skill. :(
Oh shit, Ailideon you are SCREWED NOW.

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Old 12/12/05, 4:05 PM   #11
• Double-Neg
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Mal'Ganis
GROUND FLOOR

<+kenlyric> people who say they want less complex games are just trying to cover up the fact that they are bad at games
#EJ IRC, Come by and we will talk about DOTA 2!

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Old 12/12/05, 4:05 PM   #12
hamlet_the_lesser
King Hippo
 
Shaman
 
Sargeras
Dont burst my bubble I was hoping this guy was serious.


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Old 12/12/05, 4:06 PM   #13
Graham
Soda Popinski
 
Undead Death Knight
 
Mal'Ganis
Also, Flagarant Homo registered back in MAY. Who the hell is he?

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Old 12/12/05, 4:06 PM   #14
Lord BEEF
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Mal'Ganis
Ok here goes

Why don't you shapeshift your way into purple reign's raiding elite lmao


Check out my friend's bitchin' Lord of the Rings Art

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Old 12/12/05, 4:07 PM   #15
aaearon
e
 
Orc Hunter
 
Mal'Ganis
Does this go in the heap yet


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Old 12/12/05, 4:07 PM   #16
Flagrant Homo
Glass Joe
 
Draenei Warrior
 
Kel'Thuzad
Originally Posted by Praetorian,December 12th, 2005 @ 3:01PM
The sort of person who would be drawn to this thread is no surprise
Ten months of careful lurking gone in an instant. Fuck, thanks for this nevvy.

Edit - Graham, I was in the closed beta goon squad i like keeping up with my boys ok

edit2 - oh god freudian slip

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Old 12/12/05, 4:07 PM   #17
Lord BEEF
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Mal'Ganis
You should "hibernate" your posting career since you're bad at it!

Check out my friend's bitchin' Lord of the Rings Art

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Old 12/12/05, 4:08 PM   #18
Mochiloc
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Mal'Ganis
i hope you didnt cast faerie fire on flagrant homo so he can vanish again


did i do this right

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Old 12/12/05, 4:08 PM   #19
Graham
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Undead Death Knight
 
Mal'Ganis
Wow, beef, i dunno. "Hibernate" was kinda GBS-worthy.

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Old 12/12/05, 4:08 PM   #20
Lord BEEF
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Mal'Ganis
I cast soothe beast on your mom last night okay I really don't know where I'm going with this now

Check out my friend's bitchin' Lord of the Rings Art

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Old 12/12/05, 4:09 PM   #21
♦ Praetorian
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Mal'Ganis
Originally Posted by Flagrant Homo,December 12th, 2005 @ 4:07PM
i like keeping up with boys ok
I'll bet you do

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Old 12/12/05, 4:10 PM   #22
Lord BEEF
Soda Popinski
 
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Tauren Druid
 
Mal'Ganis
Originally Posted by Graham,December 12th, 2005 @ 3:08PM
Wow, beef, i dunno. "Hibernate" was kinda GBS-worthy.
Why don't you go back there and get back to your "roots" lmao

Check out my friend's bitchin' Lord of the Rings Art

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Old 12/12/05, 4:10 PM   #23
Graham
Soda Popinski
 
Undead Death Knight
 
Mal'Ganis
Originally Posted by Lord BEEF,December 12th, 2005 @ 4:10PM
Originally Posted by Graham,December 12th, 2005 @ 3:08PM
Wow, beef, i dunno. "Hibernate" was kinda GBS-worthy.
Why don't you go back there and get back to your "roots" lmao
Beef you need to calm down, you need some "Tranquility" in your life.

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Old 12/12/05, 4:13 PM   #24
Mochiloc
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Mal'Ganis
This thread is getting dumb, it needs a Rebirth

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Old 12/12/05, 4:13 PM   #25
Graham
Soda Popinski
 
Undead Death Knight
 
Mal'Ganis
Originally Posted by Mochiloc,December 12th, 2005 @ 4:13PM
This thread is getting dumb, it needs a Rebirth
It's on cooldown oh god I'm going to go kill myself.

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